Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause I have always had a thing for hot girls. She got married this week out of the blue and boy certain corners of the internet have a lot to say about that. People often have a lot to say about other people’s lives I guess. My inclination here was to make an X-Men reference because when I was a kid anytime anyone joined the X-Men there would be something along the cover of, “Welcome to the X-Men, hope you survive the experience”. But when I wrote that about marriage it sounded very negative and no one would get a random X-Men reference that had nothing to do with the X-Men. It’s just that stupid part of my brain that has existed at least since I was 8 which was like, “If I make obscure references to X-Men comics, then everyone will think I’m cool right?” Well… I am still waiting for my complimentary cool dude sunglasses. It’s been a long time. Either way, she is hot and I wish her well and if she had a mutant power it would be cleavage. I think. Cleavage related maybe? Boy, I would be a terrible comic book writer. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.