Tag: Emily Ratajkowski

Now we get to Cannes cause Emily Ratajkowski has been all over it.  She is here cause she wore a dress I think is ugly as sin.  Well, dress doesn’t really do it.  It’s like a body suit with some fabric attached to almost look like a dress?  I don’t know, it’s hard to describe but it has caused my brain a lot of confusion. Because I am like, that is ugly.  I am certain that is ugly.  I am certain I find it ugly.  She looks beautiful in it.  All together it is very hot.  She looks very hot. This is a really strange bit of confusion for my brain.  I have given in and accepted that it is an ugly dress that doesn’t do a thing to diminish her beauty. Maybe it enhances it.  There is a school of poetry and art that stresses a lone flower struggling to grow in a barren wasteland is more beautiful than a field of healthy flowers.  That the stark lack of beauty adds contrast that heightens the inherent beauty of the flower.  That could be going on here.  Or I could be on 3 hours of sleep and talking absolute shit.  Life is full of mysteries and the sooner you accept you will never know for certain the happier you will be.  Or lack of certainty will slowly naw at your brain and you’ll only get 3 hours of sleep.  Once again, you can never know.  I do know this though, she has looked great walking around and stuff and I can say with 100% certainty that today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Wow, so this is cutting it close.  Today has been kind of nuts and disappointing with a lame record store day and rain and gray and… well, I stubbed my toe earlier.  I am not starting a gofundme or anything to cover my grief but… well, if you think I should let me know.  Anyway, I didn’t get around to this cause today has been strangely hectic.  I am posting Emily Ratajkowski cause she showed up at a million things in the past couple days.  Or three.  One of the two.  I wasn’t a math major, guys.  She also had a new photoshoot come out and she looked great there.  So easy choice I guess, today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So, Emily Ratakowski is part of a campaign for DKNY that I assume is to see underwear cause that’s what she is wearing in it.  Maybe it’s bed sheets, those are in every photo, too.  I should really research this stuff.  Anyway, I am assuming it’s lingerie and that was nice to see because early in her career before being an It Girl and mainstream name, she used to do a fair bit of modeling for lingerie, which makes sense, she has the look and figure for that. I guess it’s a nice bit of nostalgia?  Or she just looks hot?  I mean, she is pretty hot.  It’s probably mostly that.  So here she is including some old lingerie pics because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Tumblr is being a real butthead today giving me upload errors for pics.  This has lead this to be a less exciting and more annoying post as I really just want to punch tumblr in the fact, not particularly lust after anyone.  Either way, there are still pictures from after parties coming in but my favorite so far is one I saw among the first, Emily Ratajkowski.  Now, the bottom of the gown may not have it’s fans, I am sure some people don’t like it.  I am kind of whatever on it.  It’s fine, it’s not exciting.  But the top portion is just great.  It’s beautiful and sexy an elegant and combines a lot of things I like.  She looks great.  Her hair looks great up.  And all of that is more than enough for me to love this look so today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Fashion Week just hasn’t gotten that many posts from me this time out and that’s a shame but… well, I can’t control who looks good at what and when the Grammys were and when the Swimsuit issue comes out and so on.  Anyway, here is Emily Ratajkowski cause I really liked what she wore to the Michael Kors show.  Houndstooth almost always looks good if you do it right.  Which might be the least profound thing I have ever said, this thing looks good when you do it in a way that looks good.  Anyway, she looked good and she has shown up at a lot of things and I have liked her look.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So there was a Harper’s Bazaar event last night that was for the 150 best dressed Women.  Or most fashionable I guess.  Either way it was a brilliant idea and I am all about more events that are just about people dressing nicely.  I fully endorse this.  Of course, I almost feel guilty for picking Emily Ratajkowski because there were so many really nice outfits and I pick her a lot but the truth is I liked her dress the best.  It is just very sharp.  Still… if you follow this blog and care at all about what the girls are wearing I suggest you google the event, definitely some nice stuff there.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski cause she was in Vogue Spain this week and I thought she looked good and well… she always looks good in the pictures she posts of herself and I don’t have a lot more to say than that.  I think she’s attractive. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause I woke up thinking about Emily Ratajkowski for some reason.  It happens.  No reason to fight it.  She certainly looked nice at the Golden Globes last week and I never did post her in that dress, so this is a good excuse for that.  I don’t have a whole lot else to say though except today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Emily Ratajkowski came up briefly yesterday in a conversation with a friend and then the discussion moved on but for some reason that popped into my head today and it turns out once Emily Ratajkowski is there she’s tough to dislodge.  So why fight it?  She’s somewhere on a boat right now.  Some pictures have surfaced.  They get a thumbs up from me.  That’s the long and short of it.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski because it’s my blog and I can do whatever I want.  I was originally going to post Kate Upton because she looked great at this Christmas Dance Party last night (forgive me for forgetting the hosts name. I don’t remember and this blog is very anti research).  So I thought I’d post her but I couldn’t find picture of just her, mainly just pics of her and Emily Ratajkowski.  And then I was like, well, she looks pretty great, too.  Maybe I should post her.  But then that didn’t feel right, leaving Kate out.  I wanted to post her.  But you know… I didn’t want anyone to lose in this scenario.  I know a lot of people hate the everyone gets a trophy thing but at the same time I am soft hearted and I get the urge.  I get that you don’t want to disappoint anyone. So I couldn’t choose.  I could do that to either girl.  So I decided I want both. For their sake.  Because I’m such a good person.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski and Kate Upton.