Tag: Emily Ratajkowski

Hey, happy Sunday every one, hope you enjoyed your extra hour of sleep if that applies.  If it doesn’t I hope you’re seething with jealousy that I got extra time.  None of this relates to this post but hey, do you like good music?  Do you like horrible music and want to improve yourself?  Well, my dear friend @wildflagsure has a radio show located here that starts in just about a half an hour, noon on the East Coast of the only place that really matters.  You should check it out, she promises to rage about Darius and the Persians as little as possible. Anyway, here is Emily Ratajkowski because she was at the Breeder’s Cup and wow that dress.  I saw thumbnails and i was like, that’s nice.  Then I saw it closer and wow.  She looks so good.  She always does.  It’s the model thing mixed with the good lord can she pick a dress.  I could have some story here about being a kid and my dad teaching me to bet on horses but instead I will just request Pale Green Things on @wildflagsure‘s radio show and you should listen to that.  Sweet.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Thank God for Emily Ratajkowski.  So, I know there were some Halloween parties last night but the costumes have been sparse and I basically blame LACMA, which held some formal dress gala like some sort of giant Halloween Grinch.  Why do you and Entertainment Weekly want to ruin Halloween, LACMA?  Why?  Well, luckily there is always Emily Ratajkowski who I assume must keep Halloween in her heart all year round.  I mean, last year she went as Marge Simpson and it was not a sexy costume and this year she has been sick all week and I am not even sure about the event she went to, I just know that she is the only celebrity I saw there and for as I know she was the only one there in a costume.  So she wins, for being all about Halloween.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause it never is a bad day to post Emily Ratajkowski. She is really hot and it is just as simple as that today.  I am a fan.  Two thumbs up for her.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Emily Ratajkowski was at the private opening of a club in London and I don’t know anything about all of that, I just know I loved the dress she wore and she looked absolutely beautiful.  Just amazing.  I just loved everything about it, her make up, the whole look, she looked fantastic.  And it meant even though I have nothing else to say but that I am posting her today.  She looked too good for me to consider anyone else.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Sorry to post Emily Ratajkowski again so soon but she’s just dominated New York’s Fashion Week so it was kind of inevitable.  She has looked fantastic and is showing up so often I could have posted all new pictures of her that have appeared since the last time I posted her, which was by the way, this week.  I could have.  I didn’t.  Tim Gunn may not like her dress but let’s be honest, he doesn’t have the same prurient interest in it that I an the people who will reblog this do.  Now, I realize I just used that phrase as if it were a positive but that’s because this is a prurient positive blog.  Maybe I’m the first one.  Either way, I will say I don’t see anything particularly lascivious about the dress, I mean, there are certainly boobs but like… well showing skin isn’t vulgar in and of itself and I guess I also don’t think there is anything wrong with wanting to even look appealing in that way.  I don’t think Emily Ratajkowski went outside that day saying, “I can’t wait to turn a bunch of dudes on,” which is, honestly no doubt what she is really being accused of here, but the truth is even if she did so what?  I guess I take issue with the idea that it’s ok for us to lust after women but it’s not ok with them to want us to lust after them.  And maybe that isn’t what Tim Gunn is accusing her of, he seems pretty sharp a lot of the time but you know, I know it’s what a lot of people are doing.  I’ll be honest, if my boobs looked that good you guys have no idea how hard I would work to make sure you cold alway see them, so it’s really hard to care that it might be going on with a woman who is, by the way, paid to look good in general.  I digress.  She can do whatever she wants, I find Emily Ratajkowski to be a smart, thoughtful woman but more importantly I don’t give a fuck what people do as long as it doesn’t hurt someone else.  And the honest truth is it isn’t hurting you to be offended, that’s usually your issue.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Truth be told, Emily Ratajkowski would have been posted yesterday if I had waited just a few minutes to post.  I don’t regret writing about a movie and actress I liked, I just finally saw the gown she wore to the Harper’s Bazaar party and mind blown.  I am a big fan of Fashion Week for lots of reasons but a big one is that so many celebrities show up and given it’s all about fashion they pull out all the stops and we get to see some great stuff.  New York especially seems to benefit, though that might just be my American centric view.  Maybe all sorts of Italian celebrities are at Milan but I never see them because they never enter the media landscape I observe.  Who knows.  New York is for me, the biggest of the big four.  And even since yesterday Emily has shown up multiple places and looked excellent but man that dress is… well, it’s an eyeball scorcher.  I don’t think most people could ever pull it off but her body is pretty amazing and I’m willing to admit it swayed me.  She just looked great so here she is because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Emily Ratajkowski is going to be on the cover of Glamour from the issue I posted Kate Upton stuff from yesterday.  Big issue for me I guess.  I knew this yesterday and liked the pictures, I just liked Kate’s more.  What I did not know is that Emily Ratajkowski wrote the piece that went with her pictures and so I read that this morning.  It is right here if you want it.  Honestly, it’s nothing ground breaking or new and that’s kind of sad.  Not because I think she should have done more, it’s just sad that it’s the same thing I have heard a million times before and I am pretty sure someone will comment telling her to show us her tits when they read it.  I just happen to like that she has opinion and is willing to express them.  I also like that I often agree with them but she seems thoughtful and intelligent and I respect that.  So I enjoyed reading it, I enjoyed that she wrote it, and I think she is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Sorry, no athlete today.  What can break the streak?  Well, Emily Ratajkowski. She was at, and this is what I can find it being called in the news, “A special Event for UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon presented by Brett Ratner”.  I don’t even know what to make of all that nonsense and it probably is best to just not think about it too hard.  Anyway, she looked nice.  The dress isn’t even that great I guess but Emily Ratajkowski would look good in a burlap sack so it doesn’t matter.  It was enough to pry my eyes from the Olympics at least for a little bit.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So I was just minding my own business this morning when someone sent me a picture of Emily Ratajkowski naked from Harper’s Bazaar.  Which I am ok with. My phrasing might have made it sound otherwise.  It was at that point I was pretty sure I’d end up posting her today because well, Emily Ratajkowski is hot. And one of the few people on the planet who actually looks better naked than with clothing.  Which is really high praise for her because her fashion is so often on point.  She just has great fashion taste.  Yet looks better naked.  It’s an embarrassment of riches thing, like maybe give that fashion sense to someone who needs it.  Anyway, here she is, including one of the said shots from that shoot because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.