Sorry, no athlete today.  What can break the streak?  Well, Emily Ratajkowski. She was at, and this is what I can find it being called in the news, “A special Event for UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon presented by Brett Ratner”.  I don’t even know what to make of all that nonsense and it probably is best to just not think about it too hard.  Anyway, she looked nice.  The dress isn’t even that great I guess but Emily Ratajkowski would look good in a burlap sack so it doesn’t matter.  It was enough to pry my eyes from the Olympics at least for a little bit.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

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