This post was truly inevitable because I have been asked if I am just going to post athletes during the Olympics and… maybe?  I dunno.  I don’t plan this in advance, the title of this blog is pretty dead on.  It’s certainly possible because I love the Olympics and it will mainly be what I am watching for two weeks.  So… sorry, obscure actresses from horror movies, you’ll have to wait.  This post was always coming through because as much as I enjoy the Olympics I have a deep, abiding love for the Women’s National Team.  And Alex Morgan is like the avatar of that affection in that I absolutely love her (Maybe I should be posting Mallory Pugh after last night but…).  Like… I would try to describe it but that’s why we have poets, so I’ll let the poets take over here:

Because I am a real American, today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.