I really feel like this post should start with an apology to like half the girls I knew in high school.  I never watched you play field hockey and part of that was I was busy but part of that was it sure sounded boring.  Turns out I was wrong, it’s actually pretty engaging, though I could do with out the bright blue Boise State Astroturf at this Olympics.  Anyway, I have been watching a good bit of it this week and I am not an expert but I know a few tings because I am me.  One is that the Dutch team is really good.  And that Ellen Hoog has been among the most suggested athletes for me to post on this blog since London at least. She’s won two gold medals with the team and is also notably very attractive.  I think maybe she’s a big star in the Netherlands?  Or maybe not at all, it’s impossible to tell from the outside but it seems like she is.  They seem to take their field hockey very seriously.  Anyway, I am watching them play New Zealand, who also appear to be very good, and am impressed by the athleticism but also that these teams look like they are loaded with supermodels.  Which kinda makes sense because I was sent an article this weekend about the hottest team at the Olympics being this Dutch team.  I didn’t even know the IOC tracked that but there we go.  They appear to be very good at what they do and I worry for their bare legs but it feels like there should be some padding there, that ball is coming in pretty fast.  I would at least want pants.  Today I want to fuck Ellen Hoog.