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So… I had a hard time deciding today because there were probably 5 or 6 people who looked so good last night that i would be willing to put them here but at the same time no one who blew me away to a degree that I felt they could not be denied.  So in the end, when there were a lot of people who looked lovely… no one beats Kristen Bell because Kristen Bell is amazing.  Besides, it would just be embarrassing to admit I didn’t pick her when one day I have her babies.  I really just liked the cut of her dress as well, I found a few I were drawn to were longer and more flowing.  I guess the embroidery is pretty too but it’s more the shape of the skirts I like.  And she is just so great.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So the Emmys are tonight, which is always exciting, this one lone awards show far from awards season.  It will make tomorrow fun as I try to determine who won the red carpet, and I feel like everyone probably agrees I am the definitive source America turns to for such things.  Anyway, leading up there are always a bunch of events as well and Ariel Winter seems to have won those.  She’s looked quite good, though also she might win by just showing up at more of them.  Lots of people looked good but she looked good twice.  Running up the score I guess.  Anyway, here she is because she looked great, black really is a great color on her, so today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

I watched the Neon Demon and it has stuck with me even if I don’t think I really liked it.  I guess I’d rather than than a blandly pleasant movie in the long run, I like things that demand to be reckoned with, even if when the reckoning is done I come to the conclusion that it was a failure.  Which I haven’t concluded yet, my brain is still processing but I can’t call it a success.  The movie stars Elle Fanning as a hopeful model and this movie owes a lot to the Argento classic Susperia, both in tone and in visual styling.  That is also a movie I ultimately do not like but cannot deny that it has something that has to be reckoned with.  I never thought I’d post Elle Fanning and I wasn’t even sure I wanted to post her today, she’s more here because I can’t quite shake the movie as much as anything.  She did what she needed to in the film. I could see arguing her performance was flat but I think that was the point, she was beautiful but ultimately that was all, really.  Which is kind of the point of the movie, that apparently beauty is enough, despite what people might claim, it’s all that is needed to create fascination.  Or maybe that’s what the movie was, beautiful but hollow.  That certainly is how I describe Susperia and this movie does have me thinking of that.  Either way, I can’t deny there is craft here and something to say, even if the movie, especially the last half an hour, left me unsatisfied.  All these shots are from the movie because they were works of art in how they were composed so today I want to fuck Elle Fanning.

So this morning preview pics of Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s shoot for VVV Magazine started popping up on the internet and well… that’s really all it was going to take to get me to post MEW.  I don’t need much of an excuse, just some new pictures.  I still haven’t finished Braindead because I kind of don’t want it to be done but I do still recommend it to people.  She is gorgeous and I adore here and I guess I don’t have that much else to say here.  Busy day. Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I am worried I might be coming down with something but am even more worried I might be a hypochondriac.  Some people at work have been sick and when I started thinking about it this afternoon I started to not feel great.  No symptoms (unless being a little bitch is a symptom) but the more I thought about it the more run down and tired and vaguely not great I feel.  So I might be getting sick or I might be a head case.  Or I might be both, there’s not reason to make it an either/or I suppose.  Anyway, as such I haven’t really been that into posting today so I am taking the easy way out and posting Rihanna because she’s beautiful and what more do I need to say.  She did some stuff for the CF Fashionbook and I keep waiting for better images of it to come out but they haven’t.  She looked great though so I will keep waiting and post some other pictures and just be content with that.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Sorry to post Emily Ratajkowski again so soon but she’s just dominated New York’s Fashion Week so it was kind of inevitable.  She has looked fantastic and is showing up so often I could have posted all new pictures of her that have appeared since the last time I posted her, which was by the way, this week.  I could have.  I didn’t.  Tim Gunn may not like her dress but let’s be honest, he doesn’t have the same prurient interest in it that I an the people who will reblog this do.  Now, I realize I just used that phrase as if it were a positive but that’s because this is a prurient positive blog.  Maybe I’m the first one.  Either way, I will say I don’t see anything particularly lascivious about the dress, I mean, there are certainly boobs but like… well showing skin isn’t vulgar in and of itself and I guess I also don’t think there is anything wrong with wanting to even look appealing in that way.  I don’t think Emily Ratajkowski went outside that day saying, “I can’t wait to turn a bunch of dudes on,” which is, honestly no doubt what she is really being accused of here, but the truth is even if she did so what?  I guess I take issue with the idea that it’s ok for us to lust after women but it’s not ok with them to want us to lust after them.  And maybe that isn’t what Tim Gunn is accusing her of, he seems pretty sharp a lot of the time but you know, I know it’s what a lot of people are doing.  I’ll be honest, if my boobs looked that good you guys have no idea how hard I would work to make sure you cold alway see them, so it’s really hard to care that it might be going on with a woman who is, by the way, paid to look good in general.  I digress.  She can do whatever she wants, I find Emily Ratajkowski to be a smart, thoughtful woman but more importantly I don’t give a fuck what people do as long as it doesn’t hurt someone else.  And the honest truth is it isn’t hurting you to be offended, that’s usually your issue.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So I was thinking about Chloe Moretz yesterday and today and I don’t really have a specific reason.  It isn’t like I can point to one thing so much as just she was on my mind.  I mean, she has shown up at a variety of things in recent weeks so maybe that’s why but I can’t identify what it was.  I was thinking about her though and how pretty she is and so here she is.  Last time I was a little harsh on her fashion choices and I got some criticism for that but also some support but it’s worth noting just how good she looks in photoshoots.  So here she is like that.  Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

So here is Priyanka Chopra basically because I think she’s beautiful.  Like, she has shown up in and at various things int he past week and it’s because of Fashion Week but also no doubt ABC trying to push her show and… well, I think she is really, really pretty.  And that’s it.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Truth be told, Emily Ratajkowski would have been posted yesterday if I had waited just a few minutes to post.  I don’t regret writing about a movie and actress I liked, I just finally saw the gown she wore to the Harper’s Bazaar party and mind blown.  I am a big fan of Fashion Week for lots of reasons but a big one is that so many celebrities show up and given it’s all about fashion they pull out all the stops and we get to see some great stuff.  New York especially seems to benefit, though that might just be my American centric view.  Maybe all sorts of Italian celebrities are at Milan but I never see them because they never enter the media landscape I observe.  Who knows.  New York is for me, the biggest of the big four.  And even since yesterday Emily has shown up multiple places and looked excellent but man that dress is… well, it’s an eyeball scorcher.  I don’t think most people could ever pull it off but her body is pretty amazing and I’m willing to admit it swayed me.  She just looked great so here she is because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I finally got around to seeing Don’t Breathe, a much hyped horror movie, and it was pretty good.  Maybe not quite as good as some people claimed but it was very good, very well done, good at tension.  It’s been a really good year for horror and I have seen some stuff that just feels like it’s going to hold up as all time classics. Hey, if you’re curious as to what, feel free to message me.  You won’t have a hard time getting me to talk about horror movies, I promise. Anyway, Jane Levy was in it and I actually didn’t know that on account of not learning anything about the movie going in.  Horror works best that way I think. I was surprised to see her but pleasantly so.  First because I have always thought she is just extremely pretty and think it’s a shame that she rarely comes into my world.  Second, I think she’s a pretty good actress.  I only have a small body of work to go by for that but from everything I have seen she is pretty good.  Horror is a genre where one of the big pitfalls is creating a cast of bodies that at best have no personality or at worst you just can’t wait to see them fucking die already.  One thing that good horror often can accomplish is making you care about the characters.  Certainly there were some pretty cliched reasons to care about Jane Levy’s character but it’s a strong credit to her as an actress that it didn’t seem like anyone was rolling their eyes, instead those cliches worked.  It’s funny how that happens when you have someone skilled at their craft.  My point is, she made a character that felt three dimensional and likable and you were rooting for her when there was every chance that with a lesser performance that would not have been true.  So she’s here for that because I like her and I liked her performance and I think she is pretty.  Today I want to fuck Jane Levy.