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So Doutzen Kroes is in Paris for Paris Fashion week and has been at a few things, walked for a thing and mostly I didn’t like the fashion of the stuff she was at.  Not really her fault.  I did however, like the way she looked just walking around Paris in this coat with shiny buttons but was told she was ugly and looked like a man.  Because she was wearing a pants suit.  So here are a bunch of pictures of Doutzen Kroes doing, what I can only describe as looking like a man.  This blog is about dudes now, here’s the first one cause today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here is Hillary Duff.  This is the third time I have posted her, which is one time more than I thought I had posted Hillary Duff.  She’s this odd case where pictures of her are almost omnipresent, but they are always pictures of her like out with her kid or something and it creeps me out a little.  She’s also an odd case because it feels like she’s been famous almost my entire adult life but like… famous for other people.  For me she’s a celebrity I have never seen in or engaged with in any way.  Yet, if you look at my other posts, people were always like, “Oh, you’d love her”.  And I get it, I do often go, “Oh hey, she’s pretty”.  And that’s happened this week, she has actually shown up at like… events, not just her mailbox as paparazzi jump out of the bushes (though some of those are here cause I’m lazy and busy and they are just right there).  I really liked her purple top for some reason.  I don’t really know why.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.

So Miranda Kerr arrived at Milan for the fashion week there and she has looked pretty good.  Thus I have posted her with what I have of that and a couple of older things because… I like them.  I knew what older pics I’d grab actually.  I tend to like her sense of fashion, something about it clicks with me, so I am often on the look out for what she’ll wear either on the red carpet or out and about.  Anyway, that is why she is here.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

Here is Erin Andrews because yesterday was football and she was the sideline reporter for the game I watched.  Which doesn’t happen like it used to once upon a time, in part because I watch less but also cause my team’s games don’t get the A crew very often.  Anyway, I had some stuff to say and write but today has been stupid busy (and tumblr ate my first post.  I didn’t even realize it didn’t post until now, like 4 hours later) so I am just going to put it out there.  She hasn’t shown up in a long time but I find her attractive and today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

Lea Michele is here today cause I saw pictures of her at the iHeartRadio Festival and was like, wow, she looks great.  It’s that simple.  I have nothing more to say other than I am very attracted to her and I find her very attractive in these pictures.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

So I wasn’t sure who I was posting today at first, I had a few people I thought about because they looked good in various places but no one quite clicked. Then I saw that Priyanka Chopra had been on the Tonight Show and was bobbing for apples and I really wanted to see her bobbing for apples.  This apparently happened on Wednesday but who watched the Tonight Show live.  Not me, I’m off doing exciting and cool stuff so exciting and cool I am not going to tell you what it is.  Anyway, I really wanted to see this for some reason but maybe this is why Jimmy Fallon is successful.  In a lot of way she’s like the new Leno but there isn’t the ire directed at him.  Maybe it’s because he’s our generation’s Leno and in 20 years kids will be rolling their eyes telling us how painfully lame he is.  I think though the reason is we know Leno was calculation and changed his entire comic persona in pursuit of ratings.  Jimmy Fallon seems to be the same guy he always was, just a nice, silly dude who wants to have fun.  It feels authentic.  Now, I feel like our constant need for authenticity is a fools errand for a lot of reasons, in part because the line between artifice and authenticity may not even exist, it might just be the line between people who are open about their artifice and those who hide it well, but I do get the urge.  We want to believe absolute truths exist even if they don’t.  And so it’s why the stupid games he plays with celebrities appeals.  It humanizes them, in that oh look, they’re just like people way, but also they seem to just have a moment of genuine fun, which I think is the real appeal.  It might be as calculating as anything else in a public persona but that’s not important, what’s important is if we can convince ourselves it’s not.  So when I see someone I like, say Priyanka Chopra, confused by this American tradition and find real joy in participating, well, I like it.  It gives me a warm feeling.  Also, FYI, because I have never brought it up before, she is beautiful.  That’s also why she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Anna Kendrick is here because I am mildly obsessed with Anna Kendrick.  Or rather, Anna Kendrick is here because I had a dream about Anna Kendrick last night (what kind of dream?  Not important, don’t worry about it) and that happened because I am mildly obsessed with Anna Kendrick.  None of this is news to long time followers.  The obsession part, not the dream part, I assume no one just knows what happens when I sleep.  I hope.  Anyway, part of it might be that my Roku keeps telling me that I can buy her latest movie now.  I haven’t but I can.  I do want to see her be a terrible wedding date but I will wait until it’s a rental.  Either way, she is delightful and talented and hilarious and I am not really sure how someone could not crush on her.  Of course, I also don’t know how anyone could be a Nazi.  So there you go, this is the internet and I have just implied if you don’t like Anna Kendrick it’s because you are a Nazi.  This blog is proudly anti-Hitler and pro-Kendrick.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

This post is, I guess, about 3 months early.  When the Rogue One Trailer came out, the first one, whatever it was, I’m not a trailer expert, I actually avoid them because I never understand why people are so excited about commercials and my greatest annoyance is the wave of texts I get asking me if I have seen the commercial for some new movie and i have to go no and then people get offended like I am judging them but I am not, I mean look at the run on sentence I just constructed for this, I have no right to judge anyone, but when the trailer came out my first thought was, “Wow that looks fucking awesome”. My second thought was, “That woman is beautiful”.  I started saving pictures of Felicity Jones that day because I knew it was pretty much inevitable that I would become obsessed one day.  That day will be whatever day in December I happen to get to the theater.  I mean, I’m pretty into Daisy Ridley because she is great but Felicity Jones looks to be playing a character who is more Han Solo than Luke Skywalker and that means I will be in serious trouble.  Plus, I started saving pictures and good lord she’s beautiful.  So I almost posted her in the Spring but I guess something else came up and I didn’t.  Well, recently pictures have started surfacing of her more frequently, no doubt because the machine of promotion is starting rolling and given what she’s in, premiers she’s at that would have gotten no notice now are and well… she has.  Honestly, I haven’t really thought her outfits are that great, which can often be a deal killer as far as posting someone.  But like… there she was in a dress I found a little blah but.. fuck she’s so pretty.  It turns out she’s prettier than a strangle pirate collar on a blouse or a strangely cut dress.  It makes sense, I mean, I am into her because she was in a commercial for a movie and looked super pretty, so apparently she is by far pretty enough to overcome my disdain for certain things.  I am going to be in so much trouble in December.  Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.

The last time I posted Rihanna I mentioned I was waiting for the CR Fashion Book stuff to finally come out because what I had seen was fantastic.  Well, high quality pictures are here and I was right, it’s fantastic.  They just look amazing and she looks amazing and I kind of think I shouldn’t ruin it with more talking and instead we should just appreciate how beautiful Rihanna is.  Because man she is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

It seems like Jenna Coleman will be showing up during London Fashion Week, given she’s already been to two shows thus far, and that’s good news for me.  I am always happy to see more of Jenna Coleman and will gladly take a bunch of new pictures of her.  Mainly on account of the fact that she’s just so pretty. Like… I dunno, it’s hard to describe, she’s just got one of those faces that when she smiles I am just sucked in.  It happens sometimes, I don’t have better words to describe it really, certain girls it’s just the best I can describe them. Gosh shes’ pretty.  Anyway, she’s here as a result because today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.