Here is Ashley Benson who I know a lot of people love.  Or used to?  I dunno, is Pretty Little Liars still a thing?  I guess even if it isn’t she has fans.  I just know she has always seemed to have a very devoted following and it makes sense because she is really, really pretty.  I don’t know a lot about her though.  I have posted her before and probably said the same thing.  She shows up at events and stuff all the time.  She is always pretty.  I thought she looked really good at this thing last night, a Baby2Baby Gala.  I dunno what that is.  She looked good.  So she’s here.  Because today I want to fuck Ashley Benson.

I don’t really feel like posting today.  After the tragedy of last night it just seems… I dunno, silly.  So I saw some pictures of Rosie Jones and the were mostly naked because that’s what she does.  It seemed simple enough.  Pretty girl, uncomplicated.  That’s all I wanted today.  Here are some pictures of a pretty girl and I hope they make your day a little better.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

I have felt a strange pressure to post Gigi Hadid lately.  Like… some people are expecting it and disappointed when I don’t.  I get it, we all have our favorites and we like to see them win.  Which, now that I have typed that it’s hilarious because I am positive the biggest win Gigi Hadid could have in her life is me wanting to sleep with her.  She’s probably calling her mom to brag right now.  But I know I had a friend in particular who just expected me to post her after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.  And she looked good.  My biggest take away though was, “Is Victoria’s Secret going to start selling Fire Fighter’s pants?”   Then I kind of got excited about a world where that’s the new fashion trend.  Women wearing heavy pants with suspenders and a hard plastic helmet.  Maybe the big, heavy coat too for formal occasions.  Part of me wants this because it’s hilarious but also because one time there was a fire in my building at like 3 AM and standing outside I came to the realization as the fire fighters were leaving the building an done woman had her coat undone… fire fighters are hot.  So, there is that.  Anyway, Gigi Hadid looked good.  She looks good.  So here are some runway shots of her for your enjoyment.  May they bring you some good luck today.  I have already suffered my Friday the 13th bad luck in that I have a big paper cut on my index finger right where it hits the mouse.  Terrible, terrible luck.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

So I had someone recently tell me they like my blog because while I clearly am physically attracted to the women I post I don’t make it just about that.  And I really appreciate the compliments.  Seriously, I am always a little blown away when someone sends me a message telling me they like my blog and that is a common compliment.  A compliment that kind of makes me feel like a fraud, too, because one time I posted Kelly Brook and all I did was write variations of the word “boobs” over and over again, which feels reductive and dismissive but at the same time a bit more honest than if I were to dedicate 700 words to why I find Kelly Brook attractive.  Because I happen to find her very attractive and yeah, there is this weird thing where i find myself attracted to a lot of British women and she seems pretty cool when I see her talking about stuff but… look, Kelly Brook was last here 7 months ago, she’s here again and it’s because last night she was at a Christmas Party and there were just boobs everywhere.  Well, not everywhere, they were just in her dress but it felt like they were everywhere because my god, look.  It’s the second picture.  They were metaphorically everywhere because I didn’t see anything else really.  So my options were I could rant about what the fuck are you doing having a Christmas party in November, but I will leave that to more curmudgeonly people, or I could talk about Boobs.  Cause those were my only two take aways.  So I figured why not be more honest, the Christmas thing was shocking but I can’t work up any real emotion about it and I cut my finger so typing is a pain anyway an if you think this is long that would have been super long.  So Kelly Brook is here because she is very pretty.  She has lovely hair.  I like her smile.  And her boobs are ginormous and very nice.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

Just last night I was bemoaning that the arrival of Fallout 4 would make this blog a chore suddenly.  Because nothing kills libido like a video game.  Seriously, I get wrapped up in a game and I forget sex exists and I haven’t bothered to google it but I am pretty sure there are probably studies that prove this as well.   Luckily I have friends ready to make helpful suggestions (@wildflagsure).  And other friends who are kinda making suggestions without outright saying so (@thunderstormofoblivion).  Well, I didn’t take either cause I forgot there was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night.  And Candice Swanepeol looked good and so she is here cause I really liked one of the things they had her wear.  Problem solved!  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I am going to assume everyone saw the Hedy Lamarr Google doodle yesterday. I hope you did.  If you didn’t you should watch it here because it’s remarkable. Like on it’s own it’s just excellent but it did this thing that really only Google has the power to do and that is get the entire world talking about an actress who was at the peak of her fame 80 years ago.  Being the kind of nerd I am it isn’t that I hadn’t heard of Hedy Lamarr.  I had.  I knew she was beautiful.  I knew she looked glamorous (given she has a very famous quote about just how easy that is).  I have seen Samson and Delilah.  But she is a little early to hit my old movie sweet spot which really exists in the dark corners of noir in the 40’s and 50’s.  So I knew her, I knew she was good looking.  I thought she was German.  Well, Google helped correct my lack of knowledge and it turns out she was amazing.  First of all, I watched The Strange Woman last night because it’s in the public domain so it’s free all over the internet (boy, it has some interesting ideas about women).  Second, she doesn’t even quite sound real because if I boiled down her origin to you it would sound like a Golden Age comic book character.  Escapes an oppressive husband who works for the fascists, become a Hollywood Star while at night working on inventions to fight Hitler.  I mean she has a whip in publicity photos for The Strange Woman, she is just a tiny costume and a right cross away from being a masked avenger.  Anyway, there were a lot of article written about her yesterday and they can probably do a better job of explaining to you how her biggest invention impacts your ability to read this post right now, so Google her.  Today I want to fuck Hedy Lamarr.

It’s been more than a year since I have posted Jenna Coleman which seems unbelievable but also completely understandable.  I like her a lot but you know, Doctor Who isn’t on that often and it maybe isn’t as great as it was.  It’s not as bad as people throwing temper tantrums online about it would want you to believe but… well whatever.  She was very ready and I was reminded of that early this morning when I watched this weekend’s episode finally.  Also, she was kind of hot evil.  Very hot evil.  I liked it.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause… well, if I am being honest mostly because boobs.  She has ‘em.  The last week or so has seen a bunch of old out takes and stuff resurfacing and they all look so good.  I had almost forgotten some of them but it was nice to be reminded.  I happen to find her attractive.  And also you know… boobs.  I am easily influenced sometimes.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I guess Lana Del Rey has a new album coming out soon.  Or… I don’t guess, I know she has something coming out eventually, the soon is the part I am guessing on.  I know there has been some stuff and all and there has been a mini influx of pictures from photoshoots recently.  That’s usually a good sign.  Look, I am not who you should go to for your LDR news.  Or any news.  This is not a news site.  I am sorry.  You may have to scrap that paper you’re working on if you used me as a source.  Sorry, I really should have mentioned all this earlier.  I am just a site where I talk about stuff I like.  Mainly girls but sometimes other stuff.  Well, always girls.  Sometimes other stuff with the girls.  I like Lana Del Rey.  Not as much as my dear, sweet friend @lunoboom does, so maybe ask her if you have Lana Del Rey questions because she is bilingual and once defeated 3 assassins with just a grapefruit, so she seems closer to a valid source.  Anyway, this is way off track because I am tired and in a rush so I will just say Lana is pretty and sexy and I like her so today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

So I am not a fashion expert.  I am sure you assumed I am but I am not.  I just know what I like and what I don’t.  When I saw what Natalie Dormer wore in Berlin I winced because I dunno what most people think but it was just an ugly dress.  Enough so that I noticed and usually my scale goes from, “Ooo, I like that” to “Whatever”.  It takes a lot to get a strong negative reaction from me.  Then there was the London Premier of the new Hunger Games stuff and ti was like, “Oooo, look at that”.  Thing is, I am not sure if it is because the dress is that good or if it is because I like Natalie Dormer a lot and it is such a step up from the previous one.  So for right now I think I like the dress a lot but it could just be that Natalie Dormer is awesome and seems very clearly like she knows something the rest of us don’t.  That kind of confidence can make a whatever dress look good and you mix that with a rare misstep…  what I am saying is this is a rare instance where I cold be wrong but for right now I think I like the dress a lot.  And I like Natalie Dormer a lot.  As a matter of fact, today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.