I guess Lana Del Rey has a new album coming out soon.  Or… I don’t guess, I know she has something coming out eventually, the soon is the part I am guessing on.  I know there has been some stuff and all and there has been a mini influx of pictures from photoshoots recently.  That’s usually a good sign.  Look, I am not who you should go to for your LDR news.  Or any news.  This is not a news site.  I am sorry.  You may have to scrap that paper you’re working on if you used me as a source.  Sorry, I really should have mentioned all this earlier.  I am just a site where I talk about stuff I like.  Mainly girls but sometimes other stuff.  Well, always girls.  Sometimes other stuff with the girls.  I like Lana Del Rey.  Not as much as my dear, sweet friend @lunoboom does, so maybe ask her if you have Lana Del Rey questions because she is bilingual and once defeated 3 assassins with just a grapefruit, so she seems closer to a valid source.  Anyway, this is way off track because I am tired and in a rush so I will just say Lana is pretty and sexy and I like her so today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

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