So with the last installment of the Hunger Games coming up I guess we’re about to et a few weeks of Jennifer Lawrence everywhere.  I approve of this because I quite like her and her public profile has been sadly low for the last year plus.  You know… because we’re all a giant collection of dicks.  So I am glad for the excuses to see her out at things and smiling because I miss that.  I don’t really have anything else to say today cause I am on like zero sleep and kinda cranky.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Lots of people I could have posted today cause it is one of those days.  Who I am posting though is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because it was my birthday recently.  Like, really recently and one of the things people get me are records because… it’s easy to get me records.  I like them, I have them all sitting here on a shelf so anyone can just look and see what I have.  One of the records I got was Got A Girl’s I Love You but I Must Drive Off This Cliff Now.  I happen to enjoy this album a lot, it has a very old 70’s French Pop feel that I like and that it evokes to me, a dilettante who knows only a very little bit of 70’s French Pop.  So… you know, that sound.  It is good at evoking a feel and I am listening right now and so I just went around looking in general for pictures that felt right.  I mostly did ok, I think.  It’s honestly not something I should worry about given Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of those people who could cut holes in a potato sack and look beautiful, she’s done all the work here.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I feel like there are at least 1 or 2 people this won’t be a surprise to.  Well, probably more won’t be surprised to see Charli XCX show up but given it is my special day I’d imagine a couple of people are even less surprised.  And it’s why Charli XCX is here because I am an adult, I can do whatever I want.  This is the first time it hasn’t been Kristen Bell or Kate Upton though today.  So… horay for people who aren’t blondes?  I dunno, Charli XCX is just… ridiculously attractive. Not just how she looks, there is something about her.  I’d try to convince you but frankly trying to convince people has just failed and I don’t have the energy.  Cause seriously, I was so clumsy today I messed up making coffee and have a cup full of wet grounds.  I have big important, older adult stuff to do, like clean up my coffee maker so I am going to wrap this up.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I wasn’t really that sold on Nicki Minaj’s costume.  Not because the fairy princess thing wasn’t nice, it was just that it struck me once I saw it it didn’t look that different from a lot of what she wears.  Like… had it not been Halloween and she had left the wand at home I would have just assumed it was clothing instead of a costume.  So she was in the running to be posted the past couple of days but htat is what kept me from posting her.  Thing is, I woke up thinking about her this morning.  And I am still thinking about her.  I don’t know if it’s the costume or just the fact that she is Nicki Minaj but either way she’s been on my mind.  So I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Lots of Halloween costumes this year to go through and it’s interesting cause there are lots of solid ones but nothing that blew me away (Well except Heidi Klum and she doesn’t count because he costumes are always amazing but are also deeply unsettling as they are almost too eerily accurate and enter the whole Uncanny Valley thing).  I do appreciate costumes that aren’t just an excuse to show skin, I like some that show some dedication.  I guess because it leads me to believe that person must care as much about Halloween as I do.  This could be a complete misread but I choose to believe it.  So there were a few standouts that fell under that category, Victoria Justice did a good job and always does actually.  But I have settled on Emily Ratajkowski cause painting yourself yellow is no joke.  That’s more than just getting it right, that’s committing yourself to leaving a yellow smear everywhere.  I know, I’ve done the body paint thing before and for days you are finding traces of it everywhere.  It’s astounding.  Also, it’s a pretty close approximation of Marge Simpson.  Without the… uncomfortable accuracy of a previously named supermodel’s Jessica Rabbit costume.  So today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

It’s Halloween and I love Halloween and guys hey, it’s Halloween!  Halloween is awesome.  I feel like Claire Sinclair must agree because she likes dressing up in costumes, she kind of does it for a living but on top of that she has been posting on her instagram for weeks about potential costumes and old costumes.  So I am posting her today because I respect the dedication to playing dress up.  I honestly resepect anyone who can take one of my favorite childhood activities and turn it into a career. So today I want to fuck Claire Sinclair

So I have basically posted stuff that could be considered Halloweenish all week.  If you squint.  This wasn’t a plan but sort of a reflection of who I am, which is a person obsessed with Halloween.  This is on account of Halloween being completely awesome.  Well today I wanted to post Emma Roberts and for a moment I was disappointed in myself because I was like, there’s nothing Halloween about that.  I am not sure why I thought that exactly.  Like… Scream Queens aside, which is going on right now and is a Horror Comedy we also have things like Scream and American Horror Story.  So… I am still on track, I am a horror maniac.  Hey, that rhymed!  I didn’t intend it!  Man, today is full of happy coincidences.  Today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.

I watched the movie Spring last night which can best be described as what if Before Sunrise was a horror movie?  This is probably not a thing anyone had thought about before but I really liked the result.  I had to make sure and double check that I hadn’t posted Nadia Hilker before because I originally saw this movie a while ago and was quite taken with it.  I get that it isn’t perfect (it is liked but not as liked by other as it is by me) but the movie is beautiful.  Visually it is, set on the Italian coast, but also just the movie itself.  It’s a quiet meditation on love and intimacy and the dangers related to them.  I like it a lot.  It is a thing of beauty as is Nadia Hilker.  So I actually assumed I had posted her because I remember having the same thoughts the first time.  Looking for pictures of her today I understand why I didn’t, they are nearly impossible to find.  I guess German actresses with only a few credits to their name are not all that popular.  It’s a shame because she sure is pretty.  And yeah, Halloween is coming up, if you want a romantic movie that’s also a horror movie… you could do a lot worse.  Today I want to fuck Nadia Hilker.

I actually try not to post Charli XCX too often.  It’s an active thing i have to do because I like Charli XCX a lot. People make fun of me for liking her too much though.  Well, that’s not quite right.  Mean kids aren’t being mean to me because I like her but I have friends who like to tease me.  So I try and fail to resist the urge sometimes.  I almost posted her yesterday but then Supergirl swooped in and saved everyone from that.  Not today though.  She has shown up a lot at events lately and this is great for me but terrible for people who think I post her too often.  I mean, I was posting her a lot when pictures of her were hard to find but she has been everywhere the past couple of weeks.  I think she has largely looked great, though I am not as big on her EMAs outfits as @femalecelebrityoftheday seems to be but you know, that’s where the classic saying comes from: Whoiwanttofucktoday has better taste.  Another thing that does kill me about Charli XCX though is her personal style.  I love it.  It is distinctive and it has personality and that goes a long way with me, it feels uniquely hers.  And so all the time she will wear something and I am like, “Oh, that’s amazing!”  Then my second thought is a resigned, “Oh man, so and so will hate that outfit”.  I have an impulse, when I feel like someone is under-appreciated, to try and get other people to like them.  I really am trying here but the people I am closest to and really want to like her?  I know every time, oh, that’s not for them at all.  Now I am rambling though.  I think my point is it is hard to resist posting Chalri XCX because I have this strange connection there, it’s like everything she does appeals to me and the fact that it doesn’t seem to appeal to most people I know makes it even more for me, like it appeals to my contrarian side.  So I am sorry if you are tired of Charli XCX and you don’t find her attractive.  Truly, I am very sorry because it seems like it must be hard going through life being so wrong all the time.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

You may know this about me, but I will forgive you if you do not, I love Supergirl.  I mean, I also love Superman but it is for different reasons.  I think they are both stronger for the relationship they have to each other in that Superman is the “adult” and the aspirational character.  In theory Superman represents the best of what we can be.  Supergirl on the other hand is interesting to me because she represents someone with the same abilities who is still learning.  It means on an actual personal level I find her more interesting than Superman thoguh I think both are suited for very good stories when done right (and I’ll go ahead and say it, dark and gritty is not doing Superman right).  I think there is a lot to dig through with the idea of a woman who could be considered the most powerful person on the planet but can’t get out of the shadow of a man but I don’t even think it needs to go that way so much as there is something very human about knowing you have the ability to be great but having to work to get there.  Of having a certain standard thrust upon you that isn’t really of your choosing but it’s what you are going to be held to.  So I am excited about the TV show and this post is about Supergirl but I am not posting Supergirl.  I have done that in the past.  This post is about Melissa Benoist who I thought did very well as Supergirl.  It seems to me that it’s a role that could have gone wrong in so many ways but… I really liked her in it.  The show is a little rough around the edges but I liked her a lot.  So today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.