I feel like there are at least 1 or 2 people this won’t be a surprise to.  Well, probably more won’t be surprised to see Charli XCX show up but given it is my special day I’d imagine a couple of people are even less surprised.  And it’s why Charli XCX is here because I am an adult, I can do whatever I want.  This is the first time it hasn’t been Kristen Bell or Kate Upton though today.  So… horay for people who aren’t blondes?  I dunno, Charli XCX is just… ridiculously attractive. Not just how she looks, there is something about her.  I’d try to convince you but frankly trying to convince people has just failed and I don’t have the energy.  Cause seriously, I was so clumsy today I messed up making coffee and have a cup full of wet grounds.  I have big important, older adult stuff to do, like clean up my coffee maker so I am going to wrap this up.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.