So Nicki Minaj looked great at what was by all accounts a totally nuts Givenchy thing in Milan yesterday.  Just insane from what I have read.  And she looked awesome.  I saw the pictures right before bed last night and I knew there was a very good chance she was getting posted today.  When I got up I knew I was posting her.  So why am I posting at 1 PM?  It’s not cause I slept until now.  It’s because somehow, magically, pictures of people like Nicki Minaj are a fuck ton of work to find.  Like I can grab them from her Instagram but if I want actual high quality pictures?  Out of luck.  It’s one of those strange things where certain people are just a lot more work to find pictures of.  There is no possible cultural explanation for any of it.  It’s just coincidence, like when Nicki Minaj is one of the only people I ever post who actually gets hostility directed at me.  Coincidence.  Don’t read into it.  She looks awesome though and Nicki is so hot.  So today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

It appears that Jessica Chastain season is starting early this year.  I am 100% fine with this if you are curious.  Usually I have to wait for a mix of awards shows and late season awards bait releases to really get to peak Chastain.  Of course, this isn’t necessarily peak, it could get a lot better.  But with the Martian being promoted everywhere she is showing up a lot and after that we’ll get Crimson Peak in just a few weeks which I hope takes us through October.  From there I just hope people start handing out statues and trophies and whatever and we can just see Jessica Chastain through the Oscars.  This would be like a 6 month Chastain season, so it might be wishful thinking but I fully endorse it if the world wants to make it happen.  I am also going to see the Martian because it looks pretty good.  Ditto Crimson Peak.  Not that this is surprising because I see almost anything with Jessica Chastain in it on account of her amazingness.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

It’s been a pretty strong week for Anne Hathaway.  Well, appearance wise, the Intern is getting pretty middling reviews, though what I have read has said it would be total garbage if not for her and De Niro which is kind of a no duh situation anyway. Anyway, she has looked good at her various public screenings and interviews and so on.  I mean, the one dress I am not entirely sold on but you know, it’s ok, she still looks good.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

I am as I type this watching the first episode of Scream Queens.  So far pretty good.  I mean, I am not sure about it’s long term prospects because this isn’t my first rodeo with Ryan Murphy.  But it is funny so far and assuming it’s goal is to make me want to see Emma Roberts die horribly then goal achieved.  Also, always Jamie Lee Curtis bonus points because she is the best.  All of that said, I am posting Ariana Grande today because Ariana Grande is the hottest girl on the show.  At least so far, I have only seen a bunch of truly despicable sorority girls thus far.  But it’s late and i really like Ariana so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Anne Hathaway.  Finally Anne Hathaway.  I think about Anne Hathaway a great deal more than I post her.  It just happens with some people.  Part of this is because I would say she ranked higher with me before I ran this blog.  Like 2008 Anne Hathaway is near untouchable.  There is nothing wrong with later Anne Hathaway but that just happens sometimes, you move on in your celebrity crushes and lusts because it’s almost always going to be temporary.  And of course she cut her hair for Les Mis and I just was not feeling the short hair on her.  As a matter of fact I thought I was going to post Anne almost 2 weeks ago.  I was telling to my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles about how glad I am that her hair is growing out.  She just looks better with longer hair.  And that was late some night and I was like, man, I am totally going to post Anne Hathaway tomorrow because she is looking great.  And she was, some photoshoots and stuff and just looking great.  The next day was the start of TIFF and Fashion Week and suddenly she was drown out.  But not today because she has a movie coming out and suddenly she’s all over my dash.  This is a good thing because Anne Hathaway is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

So after posting her just a few days ago and saying how rare it was to get to post Christina Hendricks here she is again.  I liked a few people at the Emmys, a couple of things stood out but only 2 dresses really blew me away.  I really like Christina Hendrick’s black and gold dress.  I think it was fantastic. And yes, I like shiny things.  I also like Christina Hendricks and last night was a good reminder of how much I miss her and Mad Men.  I guess at least Jon Hamm finally won but I wish Christina Hendricks had finally gotten an Emmy to recognize her amazing work.  Well, I know she was amazing.  I am sure plenty of people do.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

Of the many people at Fashion Week last week who I thought I would post but never actually did, Anna Kendrick might be the most shocking.  Because I love Anna Kendrick.  She is like the 6th most frequently posted celebrity on this blog.  I adore her just top to bottom.  She is gorgeous.  She is funny.  She is smart.  She is talented.  She has great fashion sense.  She makes me feel warm and tingly.  You know, the whole package.  And I really did like her blue dress.  But… a lot of people didnt’ get posted.  And I doubt any of them are broken up about it but I always feel like I have some how failed to not mention everyone.  Well thank god it’s also Film Festival season cause it means more red carpet and Anna was out for Mr. Right this weekend and so here she is.  Because she is beautiful and talented and makes my heart go pitter patter et al.  She’s the best.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I watched Unfriended and I have to say I really liked it.  I mean.. ok maybe I liked it would be more accurate.  But it was a fair bit better than a lot of horror I watch and it was very inventive.  I would say it found a way to show a character’s inner monologue in a very natural way and it showed the character better than most movies can achieve thanks for the gimmick of it’s presentation.  Probably what really hurts it is for a horror movie it lacked scares but I would point out this movie was innovative and entertaining and of course was dismissed out of hand by a lot of horror fans.  It’s not surprising, horror is the most conservative of genres so not only does it dislike progress it’s fans have a deep seeded distrust for innovation and of course for youth culture.  This is the genre famous for punishing transgressions and it’s core championing the status quo and staying in one’s predefined social role.  All of that though is just a prelude for me talking about Shelley Hennig.  I think she is really pretty.  She was even in something else I had seen before but I don’t remember her in it.  She’s also a former Miss Teen USA and was on a WB show.  The last part makes sense, brunette on the WB, now I can kinda see a little Nina Dobrev in her.  That definitely is my type.  One of my types.  I have a lot of types.  Seriously, look at the tags on my blog.  It’s nuts.  Shelley Hennig is pretty though and I enjoyed the movie so today I want to fuck Shelley Hennig.

I have developed an epic sore throat so excuse me while I half ass this post.  I am pretty sure last night was the end of Liz Gillies new show.  For the season at least, I have no idea where it stands on the being renewed or not.  I hope it gets renewed.  I stopped watching after the first episode because it just didn’t catch me at all.  It wasn’t Liz’s fault I promise.  I hope it continues though because this summer she has shown up more than she had in the past 2 years.  Maybe more than she ever had, I can’t remember any other late night talk show appearances.  Either way, it is a good thing to get more Elizabeth Gillies so I am hoping it continues.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

Man, I hope fashion week never ends [Editor’s Note: New York Fashion Week Ends Today] because I love getting new pictures of people in nice dresses.  I thought Christina Hendricks looked really good at the… shit, now I’ve forgotten what it was fore.  It was very nice though.  It was at the St. Regis Hotel if that helps?  Look, it’s the first picture, I thought she looked lovely.  As has been true all week there has been a lot of competition each day and there are some girls I love who I totally thought would make an appearance but haven’t.  Maybe they’ll show up in London or something.  Anyway, I am glad Christina Hendricks is here because I wasn’t sure if I would ever post her again after Mad Men, it’s usually the only time she shows up.  I am glad if she will still appear now and then.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.