So for reasons no one would possibly be able to guess today I am posting Ariana Grande and Liz Gillies.  If you need a hint as to why it’s because I am remarkably easy and easily influenced.  Still, I happen to like them both so I am not upset about having a reason to post either.  I don’t have much more to say though so I will just finish this up.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande and Elizabeth Gillies.

Nina Dobrev is one of those people who almost always looks good, it’s just a talent of hers.  She is apparently at the New York Film Festival currently.  Or was.  Some movie called Bridge of Spies had a premier and I don’t know if she’s in it or was just there or what.  The movie I am excited about is The Final Girls, which she is in and comes out this weekend.  The trailer was great, early reviews are pretty great, so… well, it cold all be bad and I’d still see it but advanced word being positive makes me happy.  And of course Nina Dobrev has looked good recently at various things so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

So I watched Jaws 3-D (In glorious 2-D) and early on there is a girl who is a secondary character and when I saw her I was like, “Oh wow, she is so pretty”.  About 5 seconds later I was like, “Lea Thompson?”  I either didn’t know or remember she was in Jaws 3-D.  This is because a wise person would basically forget Jaws 3-D even existed.  Not me though, me, I decided I should rewatch it because… I make very bad decisions.  Anyway, Lea Thompson was of course a big figure in my life as a kid because the Back to the Future movies were among my favorites and I also really liked things like Howard the Duck (and Red Dawn.  And Space Camp).  I was 7 so don’t be too hard on me, please.  I also was, and this will shock people that the person who runs this blog was obsessed with TV, but I was also obsessed with NBC’s Thursday night comedy line ups when I was like 11 and 12 because my mom had meetings every Thursday and it was the one night a week I could stay up and watch sitcoms with out her ordering me to stop because TV was rotting my brain.  So I watched probably every episode of Caroline in the City and as someone approaching my teen years thought Lea Thompson was very pretty (and I was baffled why she had such trouble finding dates.  I for real felt doomed if she couldn’t get anyone to date her).  Well, here I am as a rotten brained adult and I still think Lea Thompson is pretty.  Maybe not so pretty you should watch Jaws 3-D but definitely pretty enough you should go rewatch Space Camp (I think, I haven’t seen it since I was 9).  Today I want to fuck Lea Thompson.

So I feel like the world is telling me to post Demi Lovato.  I am not one to get into arguments with the world at large, especially when I am so tried.  I am tired because I am an idiot, we are potentially waiting on a hurricane here but really it’s just been rainy.  This seems to me to be the perfect excuse to stay inside and watch horror movies all weekend without feeling guilty but I already botched it by staying up so late last night that I am just dragging today.  But you know, chill horror movie weekend.  Demi Lovato pictures have been showing up, my friend @thunderstormofoblivion sent me a video about her latest shoot.  Said video keeps showing up on my dash so cool, I’ll post her.  She is pretty.  I am glad she seems to be in a good head space.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

Today I felt like posting Kate Upton and I couldn’t really tell you why.  It was just an urge I got.  I think maybe it’s just the comfort of the familiar.  It’s raining and there is a hurricane coming and just… like the temperature has dropped by 40 points since the middle of the week.  Cold and rainy weather really just made me want to pull up the covers, roll over and never get out of bed.  It will probably be the kind of weekend where I stay indoors and watch movies and try to stay warm.  I guess Kate Upton for some reason jives with that feeling.  The comfort of the person I have posted the most.  So today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

The last time I posted Katharine Isabelle was in October of last year.  This is not a coincidence.  While, I think she is gorgeous year round it isn’t like the world is littered with mentions of Katharine Isabelle, so she doesn’t always pop into my head.  Instead, what happens is October started today and I am already in full Halloween mode and started to mildly panic because what if I watch a movie this month and want to post one of my favorite scream queens?  What if I have no new pictures to post, what if I have posted every decent picture in existence of every girl I have ever liked in a horror movie?  It was a very real worry because my Katharine Isabelle picture folder has 157 images.  For comparison my Candice Swanepoel folder has 9,100.  So you know, there is a lack of Katharine Isabelle out there.  So I got thinking about it and my brain went from what if this happens to, “Man, Katharine Isabelle is so hot”.  And thus I am posting her.  Cause Halloween is coming!  And she is just awesome.  Go watch something with her in it!  Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

So apparently Gigi Hadid has taken some heat recently about her body.  In that people don’t like it.  And you know, I will go ahead and say if there are people and things you hate and you just cannot keep it to yourself you’re probably an asshole.  If you really need to share it with other people simply because they enjoy something you are definitely an asshole.  And if you feel the need to get on a model’s instagram account so you can point out her body is not good enough or right to be a model you are a raging asshole.  I also would point out you are perhaps a bit misinformed about how the world works because by definition if someone is a model then they are good enough to be a model.  It will come as a shock to most of the internet but your opinion may not matter as much as you think and you are not the actual arbiter of reality that you believe yourself to be.  But you know, I shouldn’t be surprised that legions of people decided it was their job to make a young girl feel bad about her body just because said girl is famous.  Legions of people go out of their way every day to make young girls feel bad about their bodies.  Because it’s important not to let anyone feel too good about themselves, because they might become arrogant bitches who have the gall to not hate themselves.  So, you know, I am basically posting Gigi Hadid because my grandma always said, “The single defining characteristic of the internet is a deep seeded hatred for women”.  And for years I didn’t know what she meant because I didn’t know what the internet was but hey, she was right.  Gotta give her credit.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

I watched Quantico even though it didn’t really seem like it would be my kind of thing.  It ended up being a little bit better than I thought it would be even if it still is not my thing.  So why did I watch a thing I didn’t think I’d like?  Why will I probably at give it at least a few more episodes?  The answer to that is 100% Priyanka Chopra.  She is just so beautiful.  Ridiculously so.  I am really pulling for the show to be a hit because if she becomes a huge star it will only be of benefit to me.  I mean… she already is a huge star.  Just not here.  Our media saturation always results in our stars getting more coverage and pictures and being in more and… it’s all selfishly motivated.  It takes a lot of work to keep track of Bollywood stars, if she becomes Hollywood Star Priyanka Chopra my life will be much easier.  Besides, look at her.  Man she is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because oh my god Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  She was on stage this weekend doin gher whole Got a Girl thing and Oh. My. God.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  She looked great.  I knew she looked great cause I immediately told one friend when I saw them.  When I didn’t get a response I reblogged them to show wildflagsure who responded with, “Holy Shit”, “Wow”, and “fuck”.  Then femalecelebrityoftheday messaged me to say, “HOLY SHIT THOSE MEW PICS.”.  So there you have it, the opinions are unanimous.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead looked amazing.  Which is less than stunning because she is so beautiful.  Also, she has a lovely voice.  If you have never heard Got a Girl and have some love for Serge Gainsborough 1970;s style French pop… well, I have a band for you guys to listen to.  If you don’t know what any of that means… go watch Smashed.  It’s really good.  Back to the point at hand though, I just want to reiterate: Holy Shit, oh my god, Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

If you didn’t know, Candice Swanepoel became engaged a little bit ago.  This is of course her obsession with me just taking the next obvious turn.  Now she’s going for the classic hard to get strategy to get my attention.  You know how it goes, she gets engaged and then for the next month just amazing pictures of her continue to surface repeatedly.  It’s so transparent, I am just ashamed to admit it’s working.  Now, some of you may not have been paying attention and wonder how I know she’s obsessed with me.  Don’t worry, my dear friend thunderstormofoblivion had the same question.  It’s pretty obvious when you think about it and I have documented it in the past.  Anyway, her latest tactic appears to be working because I keep seeing pictures of her and thinking about posting her, only the slew of fall events have prevented it, and then today I woke up thinking about her.  Very clever, Candy.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.