So I watched Jaws 3-D (In glorious 2-D) and early on there is a girl who is a secondary character and when I saw her I was like, “Oh wow, she is so pretty”.  About 5 seconds later I was like, “Lea Thompson?”  I either didn’t know or remember she was in Jaws 3-D.  This is because a wise person would basically forget Jaws 3-D even existed.  Not me though, me, I decided I should rewatch it because… I make very bad decisions.  Anyway, Lea Thompson was of course a big figure in my life as a kid because the Back to the Future movies were among my favorites and I also really liked things like Howard the Duck (and Red Dawn.  And Space Camp).  I was 7 so don’t be too hard on me, please.  I also was, and this will shock people that the person who runs this blog was obsessed with TV, but I was also obsessed with NBC’s Thursday night comedy line ups when I was like 11 and 12 because my mom had meetings every Thursday and it was the one night a week I could stay up and watch sitcoms with out her ordering me to stop because TV was rotting my brain.  So I watched probably every episode of Caroline in the City and as someone approaching my teen years thought Lea Thompson was very pretty (and I was baffled why she had such trouble finding dates.  I for real felt doomed if she couldn’t get anyone to date her).  Well, here I am as a rotten brained adult and I still think Lea Thompson is pretty.  Maybe not so pretty you should watch Jaws 3-D but definitely pretty enough you should go rewatch Space Camp (I think, I haven’t seen it since I was 9).  Today I want to fuck Lea Thompson.

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