There were lots of people I might have posted today and kinda thought I would as I was going through things but the dark horse to emerge is Lea Michele.  Dark Horse because she hasn’t really shown up here that much since I started the blog and I have mentioned before that while I was once intensely attracted to her that kind of faded.  It’s the nature of celebrity crushes, it’s not based on anything real so it is easy to get bored and move on.  She did some shoot for Marie Claire though and wow, she just looked fantastic in it.  Like really good.  So the result is here we are, I am posting her even thought some people (*cough* @thunderstormofoblivion) may have been trying to influence me in other directions.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

I am not even entirely sure what days shows are on TV anymore.  I have gotten so bad at watching stuff live I don’t know.  I think Modern Family might have been last night.  Probably.  I watching it this morning while getting dressed and stuff because that is exactly the kind of thing that never would have flown in my house as a kid so of course now I love rebelling against nothing by doing what is probably not a great idea.  I am posting Sofia Vergara because she is gorgeous and somehow I have rarely ever posted it.  It seems strange because I think she is very attractive and have basically since the show started. I think she’s pretty, I think she’s funny but… I guess maybe I don’t have much else to say abut her because I can’t think of anything else interesting to say.  Which is a shame because she is so pretty.  Well, for today at least that problem is rectified, she is showing up today because today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.

Here is some Rose McIver because I really lam digging iZombie guys.  I haven’t watched last night’s episode (well, I started it, got sleepy, went to bed) but after the start of season 2 I couldn’t be happier.  I really like the direction the show seems to be going, no easy outs or clean ups from the end of the first season.  I mean, it’s heart breaking but after watching Veronica Mars I think we’re better off without Liv getting a whole lot of happiness.  Rose McIver is also gorgeous and I am a little surprised I have only posted her twice before.  In fairness at this point last year I didn’t know she existed but I am surprised I don’t post her after every episode.  Like I can’t believe I didn’t post her last week.  Then I remember she really doesn’t show up a lot in pictures sadly.  Anyway, she is great, the show is great, I highly recommend both.  Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.

I have always really appreciated Charli XCX’s sense of style.  Not just how she dresses but sort of like everything about her.  There is a mixture of confidence and fun to it.  It sort of infuses a lot of what she does, this idea that she wants to try something and just have fun doing it.  And what mixes with that is the fact that she often admits she doesn’t really know what she’s doing or how it will turn out and that is this strange confidence to kind of shrug, say I might fuck this up and do it anyway.  The results are that I often love how she dresses even if I can’t imagine anyone else ever dressing that way. I didn’t know how her collaboration with Boohoo would turn out because… well, her stuff screams her so much that I love it but you know, it screams her.  Now that pictures of it are out I still have the same question but I don’t care because it all looks so wonderful on her.  It’s no secret how much I love Charli XCX but one fo the things that plagues me with her is that so many people I am close with don’t get my love of Charli at all.  They think it’s odd.  And this fills me with a strange desire to convert them somehow.  So I see these pictures and I am like, shit, these are amazing.  These are perfect.  I love them.  And then immediately the person I want to convert the most springs to mind and I go, “She’s going to fucking hate these”.  Such is my curse, what I like about Charli XCX is the same thing that means she is not for everyone I suppose.  Man is she for me though.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I am still watching Quantico even though.. well, it isn’t that it’s bad, it’s better than bad, it just has too many moments that make my eyes roll out of my head.  I think I said last time it’s not for me  Still, it is more entertaining than I expected but to be completely honest there is one reason I am watching and that is Priyanka Chopra.  Dear God, she is beautiful.  I don’t even know what else to say today except that, she is just gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Nicki Minaj showed up suddenly on SNL last night and it was quite a pleasant surprise.  She also looked fantastic.  Of course, as always, to my consternation her instagram is like the only source of pictures of this but oh well, I am doing the best I can.  It does make me wonder when she’s going to host SNL.  I had that thought last time she was the musical guest, she showed up in some sketches, she always does, she did well and I think she has the chops.  It isn’t like other musicians haven’t hosted.  I would like to see it.  Anyway, here is Nicki Minaj because today I want to fuck Nicki MInaj.

It really doesn’t take a lot to make me post Anna Kendrick because Anna Kendrick is amazing (well, today it took a lot because tumblr has been refusing to let me post.  Thanks tumblr!).  So she was at an event last night and really the only hesitation in posting her is that Mary Elizabeth Winstead was there to and I am always tempted to post her as well.  I guess this means that I like Anna that little bit more than MEW?  Actually, no, it just means I do today.  That’s kind of the point of this blog.  That I am indecisive and mercurial.  I don’t have it in me, that level of commitment.  Though… I do feel like if someone said I could only post Anna Kendrick from here out I’d be ok with it.  As I write this I realize this is a pretty big milestone for me because what I am saying is I guess I am willing to commit to Anna Kendrick.  SO you know, Anna, if you’re reading, I have anons off but my submit is open so if you want to submit a plan about where we can meet and get married… I am just saying I am willing to give it a shot.  I mean, no promises long term but I am willing to try.  Wow, I am getting so mature, it’s scary really.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Something has been trying to get me to post Taylor Swift.  Something.  I don’t know if it is the universe, fate, or @thunderstormofoblivion who keeps bringing pictures of Taylor to my attention.  Something though is doing it.  Though actually I got up this morning thinking I’d post her because multiple magazine covers yesterday and she looks good and was on my mind but… the day got away from me.  Usually I have changed my mind between mornign and afternoon but not today, which does go to show I really should have been posting Taylor Swift.  I read something about her trying to go away fro a while, worrying about over exposure.  I wish her luck because I don’t think this is entirely her choice unless she actually becomes a hermit.  There are few people on the internet pictures of show up more often, she even dwarfs models and their job is to have pictures taken of them.  So I wonder if we will see any less of her leaving her house or the gym or where ever they ambush her. But I wish her luck because I would hate to see some backlash against her.  My tolerance for backlashes against celebrities just continues to shrink.  And I don’t feel like she deserves any such nonsense.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift

Work has been really slow for me which leaves a lot of empty hours of having nothing to do.  I mean, it’s worrying on one had for adult bill paying reasons but on the other hand boy has it given me a chance to indulge in the wonder of the internet.  I am watching Charli XCX’s performance at Glastonbury from this summer and enjoying it because the internet is great at finding random stuff and I needed a break from horror movies which have basically been my life so far this October.  Anyway, I find Charli XCX to be delightful and talented but also ridiculously attractive.  Like just unreasonably attracted to her.  It probably isn’t healthy.  There is just something about her though, she is just… I don’t know, it’s something i have never been able to put into words.  Kinda sucks that this blog is about putting stuff into words.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Yesterday I watched what was honestly a pretty canned “casual” interview with Emily Ratajkowski from Vogue.  It’s this thing they do where they try to make it light and breezy and you know, whatever, it is enjoyable.  I assume the answers are real at least.  I hope so because it’s part of why Emily Ratajkowski is here.  I was already attracted to her on account of her being very hot but it also turns out she has amazing taste in music.  She said she thinks Joni Mitchell’s Blue might be her favorite album of all time and I am no good at favorites (I have a blog where I post different people every day I am so indecisive) but it very easily is one of my favorites.  Enough of a favorite it was one of the first things I bought on vinyl as an adult and I recently bought a special edition re-release because I am a douche bag.  Anyway, she also said she knows the words to like every Talking Heads song.  And then the clincher is her love for Prince videos because if you don’t love Prince you are wrong.  Sorry, @lunoboom , that’s just science fact.  But hey, it’s ok to be wrong, I have friends who don’t think Emily Ratajkowski is hot (*cough* @wildflagsure @thunderstormofoblivion *cough*).  They are also wrong.  It’s ok, it’s lonely being a person of refined taste but I survive.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.