Yesterday I watched what was honestly a pretty canned “casual” interview with Emily Ratajkowski from Vogue. It’s this thing they do where they try to make it light and breezy and you know, whatever, it is enjoyable. I assume the answers are real at least. I hope so because it’s part of why Emily Ratajkowski is here. I was already attracted to her on account of her being very hot but it also turns out she has amazing taste in music. She said she thinks Joni Mitchell’s Blue might be her favorite album of all time and I am no good at favorites (I have a blog where I post different people every day I am so indecisive) but it very easily is one of my favorites. Enough of a favorite it was one of the first things I bought on vinyl as an adult and I recently bought a special edition re-release because I am a douche bag. Anyway, she also said she knows the words to like every Talking Heads song. And then the clincher is her love for Prince videos because if you don’t love Prince you are wrong. Sorry, @lunoboom , that’s just science fact. But hey, it’s ok to be wrong, I have friends who don’t think Emily Ratajkowski is hot (*cough* @wildflagsure @thunderstormofoblivion *cough*). They are also wrong. It’s ok, it’s lonely being a person of refined taste but I survive. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.
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