Fashion Week continues in New York and it continues to give.  Too much cause again it was like, who do I choose today.  I chose Olivia Holt who has never appeared here before for a number of reasons, a big one being I have never seen Olivia Holt in anything other than pictures of her at events and the last few minutes of a Karate show that seemed to take place in a mall.  I can’t be entirely sure about the last part but there were a few times when it came on before Gravity Falls started and it seemed to be about Mall Ninjas or something.  I don’t know, now that I am saying “Mall Ninjas” it sounds exactly like the kind of thing I’d love and since it didn’t look like the kind of thing I’d love I think I am mis-describing it somehow.  Anyway, she is obviously very pretty but I don’t know a ton about her.  She shows up at a lot of events and that’s not stunning because Disney has a pretty long and getting longer reach across entertainment, so obviously their stars are going to be at various red carpets.  She has looked really good at fashion week and I at least have really liked what she wore.  Everything I posted is from the past couple days.  I really like the red and black dress and I really like the sweater with the gold skirt.  In case you were curious now you know.  I am not like… fishing for gifts or anything.  I couldn’t pull either of those off, I promise.  She looks great in them though so today I want to fuck Olivia Holt.

I am surprised to be posting Victoria Justice because she’s so pretty.  Which seems like a strange thing to say probably but it’s this weird thing with her where she is almost too pretty.  Like, she’s shown up a lot at Fashion Week and I think she has good fashion sense and I think she is just ridiculously pretty but like… I don’t know, I have posted her before but less often than other people I associate with her.  Like… she smiles and it looks effortless and beautiful.  She has cheekbones that are basically the platonic ideal.  I mean, I would totally understand if you took that face with those cheekbones and were like, oh yeah, isn’t that what the Greeks used to carve into their statues of Venus?  Or Aphrodite I guess.  The Greeks probably didn’t carve a lot of statues of Venus but… well you get it.  So it’s almost like she is so pretty that it would be like… lusting after a painting or something?  I can’t swear by it because I can be forgetful but I am like 99% sure I have never been attracted to a statue, no matter how pretty it is.  So it’s almost like that.  She seems a little too pretty to real.  Or something?  I don’t know but man that smile and that face are so pretty and I just kept looking today and so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

The past few days have really just been a lot of, “Oh, wow, she looks good, too bad I posted already today.  Well, she’ll probably show up tomorrow” and then said girl or girls do not show up the next day because there is a new slew of pictures of women to be attracted to.   If you know me and you closely follow things like Film Festivals and Fashion shows (which, lets be honest is only going to be femalecelebrityoftheday  ) you can probably make some guesses as to who has been destined to show up here the night before but never makes it the next day.  Well, maybe you can guess at least a few names.  Please, feel free to guess, I would love to hear guesses.  Anyway, Kate Upton trumped them today by looking pretty great at the Diane Von Furstenberg show so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I thought Nicola Peltz looked amazing at the Givenchy show the other day.  She almost got posted yesterday but man there was a lot of competition.  I still like that dress though and am still thinking about it.  It’s the white one on the bottom row.  Maybe it’s not for you, I don’t know, I haven’t stopped to consider other people’s opinions.  She always looks so pretty but I have rarely posted her because… that happens sometimes?  I would go into more details but I am remarkably lazy and I am about to hit the road.  Today I want to fuck Nicola Peltz.

There are some days or even weeks where there is just not a lot going on in the celebrity world.  This often happens in the summer, no new TV shows, no big events, just maybe a few big movie releases but for the most part it is pretty empty.  It means some days I am not that inspired to post anyone.  Someone always eventually comes to mind but it isn’t like anyone is jumping out.  Then there are times when the opposite is true.  It’s Fashion Week in New York, TIFF is happening, and there is just a slew of other stuff, including of course the catalog work coming out for the Fall/Winter stuff.  So today there were like 10 people at least I was tempted to post.  A big battle in my brain and heart.  Jessica Chastain won because I love Jessica Chastain.  I mean, she looked good at TIFF so far but it isn’t really about how she looked.  She is gorgeous but the simple truth is she is such an amazing artist I cannot escape the pull of her magnetism.  Her work is so amazing that I see her and I think about it and I get excited about movies she has coming out.  It’s not that I never get excited about movies coming out but there are very few people whose work I get excited about simply because it is their work.  She has a few things coming out that are on my must see list but then I realized almost anything she does is on my must see list just so I can see her.  She is my favorite actor.  She is so gifted and even in movies that aren’t great there is so much to get from her work.  It’s always worth my time.  So she’s here today.  She beat everyone by being Jessica Chastain.  I love her.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

“In the 1970s they talked about Jim Brown being the black Burt Reynolds,
or Shaft being the black James Bond, but Pam Grier wasn’t the black
anybody, because there was nobody else, black or white, who was like
her. And there still isn’t. She founded her own genre.”

-Quentin Tarantino

Pam Grier is a badass. She got her start in the exploitation films of the 1970’s and if you know me you’ll know I have a ridiculous amount of affection for such things.  Pam Grier got her start as a secretary and was essentially selected to star in a movie because she was pretty and had big breasts.  She ended up having boundless charisma and became a pretty good actress because she was smart and talented.  Before she took of for the Philippines to make the movie that started the Women in Prison genre she went and bought books like the method and taught herself to act by reading books.  She worked a lot in a lot of Roger Corman pictures which is why I know her because I have seen a lot of Roger Corman films.  When I was a kid there was no IMDB so I didn’t always know people’s names.  Before I knew who Pam Grier was I just knew she was among the biggest badasses I had ever seen in my entire life.  She had that presence, one of those people who walked on screen and you just said, “Uh oh, those dudes are in trouble now.  She’s about to go kick some ass”.  Because she would.  When it comes to action stars she has to be in my top five of all time.  In fairness, I haven’t made a list so I can’t swear that I am right but I feel like she must be.  I will go one step further, of all the things Roger Corman has given us, and it’s so many guys, he’s responsible for almost 400 movies and while a lot are bad a lot are really good, I think she’s might be the best thing he gave the world.  And this man gave countless people their big brakes, from Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese to Robert DiNero and Jack Nicholson.  Pam Grier is an icon.  Even if you don’t know what Blaxploitation is you have an image of a movie in your mind with the baddest, jivest talking mother fuckers in the world and one of them is inevitably a tough as nails girl with a machine gun or a machete or something.  She is not to be fucked with.  You didn’t know it but you’re imagining Pam Grier.  Because she fucking rules.  Today I want to fuck Pam Grier.

I feel almost a little strange being attracted to Laurence LeBoeuf.  Which is kind of stupid given how pretty she is.  I saw the Turbo Kid yesterday though and I feel like… I dunno, maybe I wasn’t supposed to find her attractive?  I have no idea, I liked her pink hair in the movie and just generally she was pretty.  I had no idea who she was before I saw the movie but like everything else about it she was a pleasant surprise.  Turbo Kid was one of those movies that when I saw the trailer I thought there was no way the movie would live up to it.  It would be kind of a once note joke and it would wear thing relatively quickly.  I was way wrong.  It was pretty great even if it was exactly what it looked like it would be.  It was just very well done and there was a sweetness to it I feel like other movies of this type could learn from.  Anyway, Laurence LeBoeuf is a French Canadian actress who has been working for like 20 years but I have never seen a thing she was in before.  I guess some of that has to do with the French Canadianness of her work.  Whatever, I think she is pretty and I think Turbo Kid is well worth watching.  So go do that.  Today I want to fuck Laurence LeBoeuf.

I really have almost no reason to post Debby Ryan.  Like ever.  Certainly not recently.  She’s one of those people who was a name I knew and my main exposure to her was the end of her show showing up on my recordings of Gravity Falls.  And that stopped a long time ago.  Which is likely why she hasn’t been posted in a while.  But specifically now I don’t have a reason that I can think of.  I haven’t seen her in something.  I just… woke up thinking of her.  That happens sometimes.  The brain is a mystery.  I have no idea how it gets from A to B sometimes.  I am thinking about her though and she can look pretty good.  So today I want to fuck Debby Ryan

The thing that strikes me about Gemma Arterton every time I see her is how ridiculously beautiful she is.  This really does a disservice to her other talents but it is in part because I have seen so little of her work.  Of course I saw Quantum of Solace when it came out but as much as I love Bond movies they do have a habit of blurring together in my memory.  But she is actually pretty good.  At least she was in Byzantium which I just watched.  It’s only the third thing I have ever seen her in.  Which is why my first thought is usually, “Wow, she is pretty”.  Because I kind of forget she exists a lot of the time because I have no connection to most of her work.  I liked Byzantium, it was pretty good.  I would have liked to see more about the misogynist vampires I think.  Or more of a battle with them.  Still, it was sold and she was fantastic in it though.  Also she was very, very pretty.  I don’t want her beauty to overshadow anything else but it is impossible to ignore it.  Today I want to fuck Gemma Arterton.

In some ways Demi Lovato is the most representative of the fracturing of pop culture to me.  I am sure you have read about this over the years because basically for the past 10 years or so people have been writing about how everything is niche.  See my history with her is that it was a name I knew but I don’t think I could have tied it to a face.  She was some girl on Disney and that was that.  Now, in most cases that wouldn’t be about the fracturing of pop culture, it instead would be about me being old and not watching shows for children.  Except I could place plenty of other names.  I am not sure how Demi Lovato was one of the ones I couldn’t.  I don’t think it was until I had started this blog that I could confidently match face and name with her.  Once I started this blog I suddenly knew a lot more people because I paid more attention but also a lot of people sen me suggestions or ask my opinion on girls or just send me pictures and ask if I can tell them who that is.  So at some point, I don’t know when, I could pick Demi Lovato out of a line up.  I still have almost no connection with her work because I don’t know what I have ever seen her do anything other than show up in pictures.  Lately though every time I have seen pictures of her on stage I have thought she has looked fantastic.  I mean like, I keep noticing and really noticing.  I think it’s fishnets and high waisted shorts.  It could just be the fishnets though.  Either way she’s looked good so today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.