Amanda Seyfried is interesting because I realize at this point it has been more than a decade that she has just been a pop culture presence in my life.  Things change a lot in a decade.  I certainly have.  I think our perceptions on celebrities do as well.  I can’t think of any particularly radical shift in how people view her in that time but she does feel like a completely different person than the one who appeared in Mean Girls and in Veronica Mars.  I don’t really have a point here, it’s just me noticing how time continues to flow swiftly forward.  She has always been pretty.  I thought she looked pretty in the Marie Claire photos that showed up everywhere yesterday.  So today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

I always feel slightly like a traitor when I post Miranda Kerr.  Or maybe not a traitor but a thief.  I have people I am close to who like Miranda Kerr way more than I do.  Maybe I just feel like a tourist.  I want to say class tourist cause it’s the same feeling as being one of those people who pretends to be poor because they think poor is cool but this more like… a libidinal tourist.  Because Miranda Kerr is obviously gorgeous but it feels inappropriate to post her because someone else likes her more.  And I guess that makes me a poser. But today I am a poser because she is really pretty.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

So I guess there were lots of options as to who I might post today,
certainly i know some people expected soccer related stuff and I loved
seeing the US win but… here is Kendall Jenner.  Because I saw some
pictures of her backstage during Fashion Week in Paris and she looked
really good.  Then I saw pictures of her on the catwalk and she looked
really good.  So here are those pictures and other ones.  There isn’t a
lot else to say, she’s got beautiful bone structure in her face.  Today I
want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

So Emily Ratajkowski was at a party thing yesterday and there was a pool and she looked good but man, so did the pool.  I could use the pool or the beach guys.  I can feel it calling to me this year.  Just a couple of weeks away.  I can feel it in my bones.  Anyway, Emily Ratajkowski is largely here because she is gorgeous but also because you know, water.  It’s a whole complex thing.  I would get into it more but I am not sure i can bullshit on this subject anymore.  Just have a good end to the weekend.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Happy 4th of July everyone.  Elizabeth is on my mind for a few reasons today but I guess she works in pretty well here.  I actually started to write this before bed but I was tired and it was sloppy and it got really dark, really quickly.  The Bioshock series is so good because there is always something to talk about with the Bioshock series, be that fate vs free will, nature vs nurture, or you know, the twisting of the past to justify your present as represented by giant George Washington Robots that shoot machine guns and have american flags coming out of their backs. if there is a July 4th lesson in these games it is the dangers of the American Dream when it is controlled by one man.  Or rather, when one man’s dream becomes the only dream that matters.  It is of course, wholly undemocratic the way Andrew Ryan and the Prophet control their cities but they do wrap themselves int he trappings of liberty.  Yet it is false because if there is one thing as Americans we should all know, truths that are entirely self evident, it is that all men are created equal and that we have the unalienable right for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.  I could go on but I am willing to be no one wants that, me included cause I can get really circular and rambling when I am tired. I had a thought about Elizabeth in many ways representing the exploitation lf the less powerful and how unAmerican that is but in the end, I can’t see her as a victim, he is instead representitive of the power that even when suppressed we have given for people to rise up and become something great.  Or she is a video game character.  I enjoy thinking about her.  Enjoy your 4th everyone.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth from Bioshock.

I watched the remake of Carrie last night.  I haven’t exactly been in a rush to do this, which you might be able to tell since it came out over a year ago. It was disappointing on a couple of levels.  First because it just wasn’t very good.  it also had nothing particular to object to, it just had nothing to recommend it.  That’s almost worse, just a very bland movie that didn’t seem like it had anything to say.  Given the subject matter it’s a little shocking because it almost feels like there should be too much to say.  My second disappointment though was it was another so what role for Chloe Moretz.  This is disappointing because I think she is actually a pretty good actor.  Like, good enough that as a little kid I took notice and was like, “Hey, that kid is a really good actor”.  And she wasn’t bad in this.  She was actually pretty good in some parts.  But it is just another movie she’s been in that wasn’t that good.  It’s disappointing.  Anyway, here she is because she is a good actress and you know, I like talking about stuff.  Also she’s pretty.  So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Here are a bunch of pictures of Emily DiDonato just cause really.  I mean, she did a photoshoot for Maxim that is pretty good for sure but I am basically just posting her cause she’s pretty and i am pretty out of it. I couldn’t fall asleep last night to save my life mainly cause I couldn’t stop thinking about how I would take over Finland in the 790′s.  It’s things like this of course that make my blog so popular, my problems are universal problems. Anyway, she is quite pretty and so.. uh here she is.  Ok, fair enough, people follow me for my eloquence as well.  Today I want ot fuck Emily DiDonato.

So we beat Germany.  And yeah I am one of those annoying sports fans who says things like we but it’s the national team, they represent America.  I am a real American.  I feel real joy and wait, wait… there is a sound track for this post, one sec…

There we go.  This post has a soundtrack.  An AMERICAN Soundtrack. Look, watching the National Team is really exciting because they are good but also fun to watch.  And I really like Women’s soccer cause it’s way better than Men’s soccer.  I am sure there are purists out there who will decry it as “exciting” or “Fun” or “Watchable” and I get that the men’s game isn’t supposed ot be those things but women’s soccer is different.  They are entertaining and they also aren’t grabbing their legs with phantom injuries constantly because they are tough.  They are bad asses.  This post is largely for the whole team but Alex Morgan is my favorite so she is here.  Sadly I am basically out of good action shots because despite being probably the most popular female athlete in the country and the most popular soccer player in the country… well she’s a female athlete and a soccer player, there are only so many pictures.  We’ll just have to cope with these other pictures where she is gorgeous.  Last night was exciting, I can’t wait for the finals. Ok kids, train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself, be true to your country.  Be a real American.  Today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.

Here is Nicki Minaj because the BET Awards were Sunday night.  Now, I realize there is a day in between these events but somehow, magically, by what I assume is a pure coincidence and nothing deeper in the fabric of our society, it can take a while for decent pictures of non white celebrities to surface.  So I didn’t really get a good look at what she wore until today.  On a side note, I kind of like front zippers on dresses.  I mean, it would look silly on every dress but I have noticed this is a thing I like.  I am kind of strange.  Anyway, Nicki looked great because she is pretty hot.  You don’t have to send me messages if you disagree by the way, but if you do agree by all means let me know.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Claire Sinclair who I have only posted twice before.  If I was being honest I would have thought it was more because I happen to find her very attractive.  It’s been a long time since i posted her, I know this because I was introduced to her by one of my early followers, someone who I really enjoyed communicating with on Tumblr but she eventually deleted and disappeared into the winds and who knows where she is.  Such is the nature of the internet.  She’s been disappeared for a really long time so if she is the reason I know who Claire Sinclair is then it’s been a really long time since i posted her the first time.  She does hit a sweet spot for me, seeing as she has a Vegas show called Pin Up and I do love Pin Ups.  Pictures of her where she isn’t naked are a bit hard to find, which may be why she’s only been here twice before.  Not that her being naked is bad, it looks rather nice, it’s just not for my blog.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Clair Sinclair.