So we beat Germany.  And yeah I am one of those annoying sports fans who says things like we but it’s the national team, they represent America.  I am a real American.  I feel real joy and wait, wait… there is a sound track for this post, one sec…

There we go.  This post has a soundtrack.  An AMERICAN Soundtrack. Look, watching the National Team is really exciting because they are good but also fun to watch.  And I really like Women’s soccer cause it’s way better than Men’s soccer.  I am sure there are purists out there who will decry it as “exciting” or “Fun” or “Watchable” and I get that the men’s game isn’t supposed ot be those things but women’s soccer is different.  They are entertaining and they also aren’t grabbing their legs with phantom injuries constantly because they are tough.  They are bad asses.  This post is largely for the whole team but Alex Morgan is my favorite so she is here.  Sadly I am basically out of good action shots because despite being probably the most popular female athlete in the country and the most popular soccer player in the country… well she’s a female athlete and a soccer player, there are only so many pictures.  We’ll just have to cope with these other pictures where she is gorgeous.  Last night was exciting, I can’t wait for the finals. Ok kids, train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself, be true to your country.  Be a real American.  Today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.