If ya’ll haven’t noticed, there’s a bit of a theme developing this week. It didn’t start that way but it’ll end that way. Today I am posting Michelle Trachtenberg in honor of @femalecelebrityoftheday. Why? Cause he’s another friend I value from this place. Remember yesterday when I mentioned every friendship is different? This is a good example. He has great taste in movies and lives in Scotland and I don’t know his real name but given the facts I have I assume he spends all his time fighting lake monsters, eating haggis, and watching Star Trek. You might wonder how I figured this out but I promise you it’s actually very simple. I’m an asshole American which allows me to boil down all other nationalities to a couple of stereotypes so I only kind of have to consider them people. You’re welcome, now go drink your Irn Bru and play your bagpipes. You’re welcome, I managed like 5 things. I usually stop at 3. Anyway, he tends to have pretty good taste and is one of the few people who understands what it is like to run a blog like this. His is different of course but enough the same that he knows. We attract some weirdos who are mildly offended when we aren’t as weird as them. We get some people who never figure it out. He’s a good guy though and I know he’s sticking around. But wishing so many people probably weren’t heading for the exit. Michelle Trachenberg is the celebrity I associate most with him because, and i didn’t check but my memory is flawless, he posted her every other day for the first 22 years he ran his blog. I think she got passed by like Emma Roberts or Nessy since then but I still think of her as his girl. And well, I have never disagreed that she cleans up pretty nice. Today I want to fuck Michelle Trachenberg.

Hey guys, I am posting Barbara Palvin today because my dear friend @she-goes-to-eleven (who tumblr won’t even let me properly tag anymore) is basically done with tumblr. I don’t blame her. I am not sure I want to deal with the frustration of fighting with Tumblr’s bots either and the more details that come out about this the grosser it gets. Verizon wants to know how to commodify black lives matter? Great, no thanks, sorry. Anyway, this is feeling like a swan song this week but it’s my blog so I have decided it’s a victory lap. The reason Kat is getting mentioned is cause she is my friend and we are very close. I have made a few close friends on tumblr and each friendship is unique, which is part of why a platform self destructing can be so sad, you are never sure if an online friendship is portable. Often they are not. It would be sad to lose that because people have more than one friend (I hope. Verizon probably doesn’t. Who would be friends with them?) but each friendship is unique. You aren’t sad about losing a friend because you’re out of friends, you’re sad cause you’re losing that unique bond. Without Kat I will need to find someone new to sexually harass me and tell me how smart and funny I am. Lesbians like that don’t grow on trees. Because lesbians are people, you assholes, they’re born like the rest of us. Anyway, I met Kat when she reached out to me about… something. Probably cute boys I guess? That would make sense, she is a girl so it could only be that or shopping. She has been hurt by this because of course as a member of the LGBT community a lot of this is a betrayal. She was just a young lesbian with nothing but a vagina and a dream when I met her. And that dream was to look at pictures of naked ladies largely. Dream won. Now, I know people are saying you can see that elsewhere but I promise you there are not as many places as friendly to a girl who wants to look at porn out there as you think. On top of that she made friends here, like I did, and not all those friendships are portable. So I get her sense of betrayal and abandonment. I think it’s valid and the fact that my friend was hurt by this action is more than enough reason for me to tell tumblr it can go fuck itself. I am posting Barbara Palvin because in truth I could post almost any girl but she is one of Kat’s favorites. And I like her too. So it’s a win win post really. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

What a difference a day makes, guys. I think tumblr might be dead. Self inflicted wounds. It might take a bit but this is not great. I know they won’t scrap my blog but as it stands right now about half my content will disappear. And I don’t do nudes,a  thing that people have teased me about for years. Others are going to be impacted more and I worry about some people’s livelihoods. I worry some people are losing a safe space. There was no interent when I was a kid and I have thought before about how much I wish there had been. Things were rough for me in some ways as a kid and I would have loved to find a community of people to tell me I was ok. Or at least not worthless and broken. It might seem like this is a strange reaction to porn going away but it won’t just be porn. This will harm the communities that Tumblr thrives on I am sure. And I have been thinking and I am not sure I will be sticking around to see it crumble. That’s not because I am angry about losing porn, it’s practical. Sometimes I start to post someone and halfway through I change my mind. I save those posts in drafts so at least I have some pictures put together later. The full post never makes it but sometimes I rejigger it and post it at a later date. Like all my posts those are always with people who are covered up. I have never done nudes. Of the 15 in there right now, 6 are marked as inappropriate. They are Katy Perry, Blake Lively, Darshelle Stevens, Olivia Cooke, Dani Thorne, and Aubrey Plaza. Some are showing a lot of skin. Most are wearing red carpet fashion. I am pretty sure I won’t want to deal with the frustration of having to upload pictures, find some gown is too sexy for tumblr and then reupload pictures as I try to guess Tumblrs standards. It doesn’t sound found I haven’t made a decision yet but there you go. It’s really been a long strange trip on this blog. It has introduced me to a lot of things and people and I have enjoyed it. You may not know it but one of the first girls I ever discovered because of tumblr is Pigeon Foo. And by discover I mean she messaged me and I looked at her blog and then claimed it for Spain. I don’t want to brag but people have long called me the Christopher Columbus of Tumblr. I am posting her today cause she wasn’t the first friend I made on tumblr but she was the second and she’s still around. Probably. Who knows, maybe after tomorrow she’ll never return. The nature of online friendship is often that it’s ethereal and that’s ok, losing tumblr may mean losing contact. It can be sad because endings are always sad but on the other hand they can be a chance to reflect. Foo messaging me to tell me she liked my blog all those years ago and that Sara Fabel was a good choice lead to many great experiences. I got to follow her and she showed me many a beautiful woman I might not have seen otherwise. I got to have fun interactions and watch her build her own company. Which as an aside, Tumblr hates small business. Can we make that a slogan. I mean no shit, Verizon owns them but still. Anyway, when I discovered her she was nothing but a girl with a dream. Back then she could only kill like 20 ninjas at once. Max. But her powers have grown since then. I can’t count how many ninjas she can kill at once now. Because I was always better at English and History if we’re being honest. This is all sort of rambling and doesn’t have much to do with anything but I am old and my blog is old and I wanted to say more than just Pigeon Foo is hot and looks good in pretty pictures that are largely designed to show off her hotness. It’s too tautological for my tastes. So I mentioned her ninja killing skills. Also, fun fact for people who say I always point out things about slam dunks when talking about how great they are, I know for a fact Pigeon Foo can slam dunk but chooses not to because she thinks it’s showy for a tiny model to go around dunking on people. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Here is Gemma Arterton who it turns out looks very pretty in pink. The British Independent Film Awards were last night and she was there and we’re all kind of winners because she looked fantastic. I mean, it’s more reward than award but I’ll take it. Today I want to fuck Gemma Arterton.

I know I just posted Dove Cameron the other day but like.. she showed up in a new photoshoot and I am only human. I mean, that shoot isn’t here but that’s for reasons involving me deciding I liked these pictures better after those pictures got me looking for what pictures of her to post. It’s a complex process here, guys. Anyway, she looks good because that’s her thing. It’s almost unsettling if I am being honest but in a good way. Like you know, the Twilight Zone or something. No, wait, that isn’t a compliment at all. Forgive me, I’m tired and my coffee machine broke this morning so I am living like an olden days settler or something but worse because it’s also cold and rainy and I assume they never had to deal with that. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

So Robin Holzken did pictures for uh… I don’t know. I know Thierry Le Goues Photography took the pictures but I don’t know for what. She looks really good though. Maybe we’ll find out one day. Maybe we won’t. Life is full of uncertainty sometimes. Anyway, here she is, enjoy. I think she looks very good. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.

Priyanka Chopra has shown up in a few photoshoots this week and thank god. So I first posted her in the first year of this blog and she showed up less than once a year after that. Well, until Quantico became a thing and then suddenly I could post her as much as I wanted. I dropped off the show early because… well, I actually get the appeal of heightened nonsense but it wasn’t my kind of heightened nonsense. When it ended I was suddenly worried Priyanka Chopra would retreat back to the realm of maybe there will be picture of her at Cannes or some other major international event and so I will see her once a year. That has not proven to be true and I hope it means she’s here to stay. I don’t know if that’s because of her ambition and dedication or because Nick Jonas was smart enough to pop the question. I don’t actually care. I am just glad. So enjoy these. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Dove Cameron is here because I have no idea if she’s in anything at the moment but random pictures of her keep showing up and my reaction is always the same, “Oh, she looks good there”. Which makes sense, as discussed in previous posts she’s the sort of pretty that almost feels unnatural. Like someone designed her in a lab somewhere to be pretty. So obviously that would make for good pictures, if not the entire experiment would be a failure. Anyway, that’s why I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

I am posting Jodie Whittaker because I caught up on this week’s Doctor Who. I understand not everyone is enjoying the new season. I would like to be shocked but you know what? I think I started with the rebirth of Doctor Who towards the end of Tennant’s first year and even then the loudest voices were that the show wasn’t as good as it was. So I am sorry for those who aren’t enjoying it but you know, nostalgia is a bitch. Nothing will probably ever be as good as how you felt when you were younger. At least not your memories of it. That’s a whole other thing. I happen to really like her as the Doctor and really like the entire cast actually. That’s what I tend to look for. A hero to enjoy time with and a fun cast of characters around her to enjoy. I am getting that. And I really am enjoying her take on the Doctor. It’s the amazing thing to me about the role really, how much it can change and still feel like the same person to me. I am happy at least. Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

I am posting Anastasia Scheglova today because she’s really pretty and I am really tired and so it was very easy. I know that sounds lazy but she tends to look amazing in almost every picture so it just wasn’t a struggle to find decent pictures. Past that… I don’t have a lot to say. She’s probably a spy. She’s very obvious evidence as to why Russian espionage is so effective. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.