Today was an easy pick. First cause there is not a lot going on but more importantly because Daisy Ridley looked really good at the Peter Rabbit premier she was at. Is she in the movie? I could look it up but I won’t. She looked fantastic either way, like a very springy or Eastery outfit that was just great. I mean, it’s little daisies and her hair looks great and she is very pretty. I liked it a lot. Is Peter Rabbit being marketed as an Easter thing? That just occurred to me. That seems strange. I am not sure what part of stealing vegetables is Easter related but hey, that’s why I don’t get the big bucks like some sort of Hollywood big shot. Also, it may not be marketed as an Easter thing since I just thought it up and me thinking a thing doesn’t make it true. I don’t have that power. Yet. Anyway, Daisy looked great. Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

My life probably revolves too much around sleep, or not sleeping I guess. I say that because I am already dreading the time change overnight and how much it will screw with my already sketchy sleep patterns. I am tired today, I was tired yesterday, tomorrow will be a disaster I am sure. What does this have to do with Priyanka Chopra? Not a whole lot except to say I am posting her because she’s pretty and when I am tired that’s about all I can muster. She’s very pretty, I saw her sitting there in my pictures folder and was like, “Yup, I am posting her”. It’s hard to think of reasons beyond that right now. She is very pretty. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is Kelly Brook and if I am going to be honest I don’t know why. I mean, in the larger picture I know why, she is attractive, I find her attractive. But in general she just popped into my head last night and has stuck around. There is no cause I can think of. I did see some paparazzi pictures this morning but that came in the wrong order for cause and effect. Unless… I can make picture of celebrities appear by thinking about them. While that seems reasonable and explains the pictures it still doesn’t explain why I was thinking about her and why she is here. I am not complaining, I just usually have some sort of idea. I guess I will just have to deal with the mystery. It’s an important life lesson really, sometimes there isn’t an answer, move on and stop thinking about it, just enjoy the now. Enjoy the pictures of Kelly Brook. Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So Jessica Jones is back today and I haven’t watched a single bit of it yet. Early reviews are mixed, which is disappointing because the first season is probably my favorite of any of the Marvel Netflix shows. That said, I will watch it and maybe it is better than people say since there is an urge to just be down on these shows now it seems. People are over them. So maybe it is better than expected. Maybe not. I am sure Krysten Ritter will be great in the role because she was great in it before. And she is doing press and has looked good so here she is. Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Welp, it’s like I’ve always said, if there are picture of Holly Willoughby for Diet Coke I am going to post her. Now, I know that sounds like a joke but the truth is last time she did a photoshoot for Diet Coke I posted Holly Willoughby, so it’s starting to seem true. Now this is not some strange proclamation, I am not about to start a Girls with Diet Coke blog or anything. I mean, I am pretty sure it’s just that I like nice pictures of Holly Willoughby and thus far the good people at Coke have been providing them. At least I hope that’s the case. I am not kink shaming the Diet Coke fetishists out there it’s more that I doubt there are Diet Coke fetishists out there. So it seems like a lonely road to travel. I mean, the internet has pretty much everything someone could want for their perverse desire but i bet there isn’t a website dedicated to this so I am glad it’s not a thing for me. Again, I hope, there is lots of stuff I thought I wasn’t into only to discover I was later. Better to not think about it for now I guess. My point is Holly Willoughby is pretty and I don’t know that these pictures make me want to buy Diet Coke but they have made me mention it more times in this post than it has shown up in the entire blog’s history. So that’s solid branding I suppose. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So everything is in a post Oscars hangover as it is every year. Celebrities won’t show up much of anywhere for a few days. Literal hangovers might play into that as well. That means usually Monday involves Oscars posts and Tuesday involves OScars party posts as it can take until late Monday for all of the fashion from the parties to show up. So I am posting Miley Cyrus and guys, I am as surprised as you are. I wouldn’t have guessed this going in. I am a little surprised now. I am sure there will be people who don’t agree (I know one person who vehemently disagrees already) but I really liked what she wore to the parties. Both dresses were great but I especially love the Silver and Pink one she wore to the Elton John Party. I think it was really pretty and she looks really good. It was just a good look and out of nowhere Miley Cyrus has impressed me at like three events in a row? I never would have guessed. I mean, that sounds insulting but really, she just looked great and I didn’t know that I would ever be sayign that. Today I want to fuck Miley Cyrus.

So the Oscars were last night. You probably aren’t aware. I won’t take the time to explain what they are because you can Google that. Some of you are probably upset, especially about certain categories. I am here to remind you of a few things. The first is that awards shows are bullshit. The Oscars most of all. Keep in mind Harvey Weinstein bullied his way into multiple forgettable Best Picture Oscars for his studio. Keep that in mind and realize it’s nice to win but there is a lot going on. Second is that art is not a thing to be quantified with numbers. Be that box office receipts, numbers on a review aggregation, or numbers of awards won. Art transcends such things because art speaks to the soul and no one, not even people in really fancy tuxedos, can tell you what a work of art means to you or what is the most important to you. The Oscars are a giant pat on the back for Hollywood and always will be. They are a party with a lot of glitz but still just a party. It’s the movies that are magic. It is the movies that have meaning. This doesn’t mean you are wrong to be upset, especially when it comes to representation in awards. Rage. You won’t be wrong. But I also know that the great movies win out in the end. Do the Right Thing lost in 1989 but it’s the movie from that year that is transcendent and recognized as such. So what you should do is share what you loved from this year. Shout it from the rooftops. Or just tell your friends. Share what you love and it will find it’s home in people’s hearts. For me, the Best Picture race this year was bound to be a disappointment and a triumph at the same time. Well, I was hoping about the second part. I had three movies I truly loved and another that was off kilter enough I didn’t mind it if it won. One of the three won. Get Out got the screenplay at least. So I am going to bring up Ladybird because it didn’t win a damn thing and that’s a shame. I see it being billed as a comedy and it can be funny but I found it to be a beautiful portrait of a certain time in a person’s life. There are hard parts to this movie. The mother is an abuser and a lot of the audience doesn’t seem to recognize it. The portrayal is perfect. The script, the movie, all of it. And so is Saoirse Ronan, who was nominated for the third time this year. I certainly hope she wins at some point, she deserves it. She played a tricky character, one that in lesser hands would have been easy to hold in contempt. Instead I loved her. So the Oscars are over and you might be upset. That’s ok. I am not because I have my experience with the films I saw and they are still there. I am going to share what I loved this year though. I loved Ladybird and you should see it. Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

I know there is all sorts of fancy awards stuff going on this weekend but oh well, I’m posting Hannah Ray today. You guys will have to deal with it. I say that like there might be outrage. I don’t think anyone cares enough about my blog to be outraged. I don’t think. Basically she is beautiful and just… I am not sure what the word is. There isn’t a good one. She exudes something. Her style is distinctly her own to the degree that everything she wears looks perfect on her even though I cannot imagine almost anyone else where it. Maybe it’s confidence, maybe it’s just amazing taste, maybe it’s some third thing. I am not sleeping well. My point is she is just gorgeous and takes great pictures. On both sides of the camera. She is well worth following because her work is excellent and frankly it’s just fun to see what outfit she’ll put together next. She’s in Paris at the moment it seems, so we’ll get nice pictures from that as well. She is great. Today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

This weekend will no doubt be filled with pre-Oscars stuff as everyone tries to attach their name and brand and whatever to one of Hollywood’s biggest events. Also the Independent Spirit Awards are always the day before. And the Razzies are this weekend too I guess. My point is there is going to be a lot of stuff going on and it started last night. Lea Michele was at a Women in Film event and I just thought she looked really nice. Like, a blue top and white pants might not be the most exciting outfit that has caught my eye, I can’t imagine the rest of the internet is rushing to talk about it but it just really looked nice. I liked it. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

Kate Upton seems to be having a good couple of weeks here. I don’t mind that at all. She did a shoot for Lipsy and I thought she looked fantastic. She really has looked great lately. So I am posting her. It’s that simple. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.