If you care at all about red carpet fashion you owe it to yourself to go look at pictures of the Black Panther premier because it might be the most stunning red carpet I have seen. I mean, there have been some good ones but it’s so rare to see top to bottom and the man joining in with the women in wearing stuff that is just gorgeous. It really stood out. I was already excited about the Black Panther because there was a point (god it’s been 15 years) where the Black Panther was my favorite comic coming out. A lot of this movie seems to crib parts of Christopher Priest’s run, so I have really high hopes that we are going to see a good take on a very complex character. But now they go and do this with the premier, so that even if you don’t care about the movie… you have to talk about it today. Well, not you. Me. People like me. I dunno if there was something in the water on set or they just only cast the most fashionable people on the planet but wow, it was great. And I am posting Lupita Nyong’o because it’s over due anyway. I almost posted her after the SAG awards because she also looked great there. She’s no stranger to that, she always manages to look entirely unique and striking on the red carpet. And of all the stuff I saw hers was my second favorite. So shes’ getting posted because I’m just very unlikely to post Donald Glover, no matter how great his suit was. Anyway, the purple alone would be enough to make me take notice but the gold. Oh my god, it’s amazing. It looks like something an actual ancient queen would wear. It’s cool as fuck. And it is why she topped a damn impressive day. Today I want to fuck Lupita Nyong’o.

So the Grammys were last night and man, there were actually quite a few people who showed up and looked pretty good Rihanna won hands down. Now, the the carefully observer you’ve already seen the twist coming. For the rest of you, if you look closely, you’ll notice these are not pictures of Rihanna. This is because Rihanna is apparently the most skittish and timid of celebrities, darting under cover whenever a camera raises. That must be it or else there is an endemic problem where DSLR Cameras cause toxic fumes that impair judgment, because it’s the day after the Grammys and there are a few pictures of Rihanna but most aren’t great and where the fuck are the red carpet shots? Anyway, enough complaining about the rarity of some celebrities, instead I will focus on how lucky we are that Anna Kendrick was less shy yesterday. She has been somewhat reclusive in the last year but luckily here she is and she was a very strong second. Which maybe sounds a little insulting and if she reads this she has my apology. I also feel like, you know, it’s like talking about the second best piece of chocolate cake today. It isn’t a knock on the cake, it’s an embarrassment of riches. But you know, if you read this Anna I apologize. If I ruined my shot with you I understand. I’m sorry. Anyway, she looked great and it’s nice to see her at something so today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

The Grammys are tonight and it seems like as good a time as any to post some Dua Lipa. I mean, she was at some Pre-Grammys parties, so it isn’t totally out of the blue. I like her though, she’s very attractive. I kind of expected her to be um… bigger at this point than she is but I still hear buzz so maybe it’s coming. Or maybe I have no clue about anything. It definitely doesn’t matter either way. She’s so very pretty. That’s all that matters, Everything else matters even less than the Grammys, which science have shown to be among the least important awards in the history of the world (I hope U2 wins best new artist this year). Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

I don’t tend to do a lot of out walking around creepy peepin’ photosets cause I don’t tend to like them and well, they feel intrusive at times. There is a lot wrapped up in it and I know some people indeed alert the press as to where they will be to raise visibility but I have no way of knowing who does that and who doesn’t so I typically don’t engage. But Priyanka Chopra has looked pretty good walking around and some of it was at Sundance which kind of gets a pass because Sundance is all outside and basically counts an acceptable place for the press to take pictures. Also, you can morally rationalize anything if you want to. It’s out greatest/worst trick as humans. Anyway, I thought she has looked good. I mean, she always looks good but she looks good just dressed down and walking around. So today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Melissa Benoist hasn’t shown up in a while because I stopped watching Supergirl. I wasn’t mad, I just sorta fell off and I know the current direction of the show is what Tumblr seems to like but I preferred the first season. I would get into reasons but seriously, who cares why I like or don’t like something you like. I still have undying affection for Melissa Benoist though and a big part of that is I really liked how she played Supergirl. It was nice to have a hero be a hero. And she is so pretty. I guess she is in Waco and so she has been popping up at things and… well, she is here because she is pretty. It’s almost impressive, how some of the things she’s worn can’t mar her beauty. That feels mean. I really liked the red dress she wore. But some of the stuff… man. Oh well, she looks good in Red (and blue) and I like her a lot. Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

So more pictures of Mosh modeling for Guess continue to come out and I am just going to come out and say it, Guess is messing up big time here. These have been trickling out for months and the only place to find them is on Mosh’s social media or the photographer’s. This makes no sense to me. When I was a kid Guess was huge. It was essentially a must in 7th grade to have a pair of Guess Jeans because otherwise you were lame. So everyone had at least one and a lot of people had a black and white striped Guess t-shirt. They were a big deal brand. You know what? None of my friends feel any pressure to get Guess jeans now. Or if they do they are strangely silent on the matter. Why is that? Because you shoot these amazing shots and hide them away. Look at that first one. It’s gorgeous and it’s very simple how it works. You go, “Wow, that woman is beautiful”! Then you go, “Oh my god, she doesn’t have any pants, she must be cold”. Then you go, “I would like to purchase some Guess Jeans and perhaps a striped Guess t-shirt to give her so she doesn’t get cold”. Simple, obvious marketing. But instead, the only way to find the pictures is if you go to Mosh’s Instagram, where you quickly realize she must not get cold because she almost never wears pants. Well, the urge to buy her Guess jeans is over. What I am saying, Guess, is that people should be able to find these pictures, en mass, in high quality anywhere. Seems like a big miss. I bring it up only because I care. Not because I am lazy and wish finding these took less effort. Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Holly Willoughby was at a thing last night and that’s good enough for me. I think she’s pretty, I really like her smile, and I thought she looked lovely. I guess her show won again but I have no strong opinions on that as I don’t watch British Morning Shows on account of me not living there and they start in the middle of the night here, so even if I was inclined it would feel strange to me. But I do like Holly a lot. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Tinashe had a new video come out like… last week? It’s been a bit actually. I was aware of it when it came out and have been aware of it since because my phone keeps telling me, “Hey, have you seen this video? I think you’d like”.  And I keep telling my phone I am busy doing important stuff like… I can’t even think of an example of something important guys. That’s how bad I am at pretending my life is anything but a mess. Anyway, I eventually got around to it and man she looks good in the video. I guess the important lesson here is that our machine overlords know better than us and it’s just time to give in. So Tinashe is here because god she is beautiful. So beautiful. Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

So the SAG Awards were last night which I didn’t watch because I don’t have cable. But they were last night and I certainly have seen what people wore and I am ready to declare Olivia Munn the winner. She’s had a pretty good awards season so far this year and last night I really liked how she looked. There were a few standouts but she was my favorite. And yeah, it’s shiny but you know, I think silver and black is a strong combination and I think she looks really good. So she won. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Boy there is a lot of stuff going on this weekend isn’t there? But I am posting Lili Reinhart today because she did a photoshoot for some CBS Magazine which sounds like not a real magazine and of course it’s not real.  CBS owns the CW. She’s on the CW. It’s a whole self promotion thing and that’s fine. I liked the pictures a lot. I just thought she looked really good. So that’s about it. She looked good and thus I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.