Victoria Justice has worn me down and I am giving and posting her.  Which I realize sounds negative but is really the most accurate description.  Victoria Justice is very pretty.  You know, high cheek bones, everything in the right place, there is a reason she was tagged for her own show at 16 or whatever. Those people who cast shows for tweens full of teenagers know what they are doing.  But it is almost boring how pretty she is.  Which goes beyond first world problems to whatever the next level is.  Spoiled idiot problems?  That sounds right.  My point is she shows up and it’s like, oh yeah, there she is, she looks great. Yawn.  Maybe she has set the bar too high.  More likely it’s just because she might look beautiful every time I see her but I can’t think of a thing I have seen her in.  I mean, I did watch Victorious once at the insistence of followers but that was like 5 years ago and I just need more of a connection most of the time. But of course here she is and she shows up sometimes.  Which is really just a credit to not only how good looking she is but how well put together the whole package is.  Yes, she is beautiful but she also tends to look… well, I am not sure what the word is.  Her clothes are great, her looks are flawless.  She knows what she’s doing and I guess that just makes an impact sometimes.  She has been everywhere during fashion week so now she is here today.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Here is Jessica Chastain because finally.  Like, she just has been demanding to be here and like some kind of idiot I haven’t been listening.  I feel like if you have followed me you know in just what esteem I hold her and I actually feel dumb now a few days later that I haven’t posted her yet.  Every time she’s been at a premier at TIFF I have been like, wow, she looks great, I need to find out more about that movie.  And I haven’t yet.  Because I am lazy.  And somehow she finished second to other people.  Which is inexcusable.  I am sorry.  But she looked amazing in red yesterday and so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

It’s been such a busy weekend for celebrities showing up at stuff and looking great that it makes me glad I don’t run my blog like @femalecelebrityoftheday does.  I know he often after big events will queue up a bunch of people in the hopes of posting them all eventually and man, that just seems terrible.  I would have like 20 people waiting and I honestly would still be posting stuff from the Oscars or something at this point.  Much better to live in the moment, go where the wind takes you (of course, @femalecelebrityoftheday isn’t really a “live in the moment” kind of guy, more a “fret in perpetuity” kind of guy instead.  At least it means he’s found his people because every other post on tumblr is about anxiety).  So you know, Karen Gillan almost didn’t make the cut despite almost posting her the past two days.  And it was tough, people continue to exist and look good in things and I don’t really want to be stuck in the past any more than I want to dread the future, there’s plenty going on now.  But you know what, Karen Gillan looked good and I just really like her.  There is just something about her.  By something I guess I mean her hair and her face and the fact that she is funny and charming and I loved her on Doctor Who.  You know, something.  So here she is and I encourage her to go to Fashion Week more often because we need more Karen Gillan.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So today was another tough one because there are just so many people competing for my attention and I am also distracted and tired.  So I will give you the short hand notes on what I would want to say about Tinashe if I had more time.  Tineshe is pretty then I transition into talking about how good she looked but adding she has an unfair advantage because she’s beautiful so she can make anything look good mixed with some talk about fashion week, some digression to pad things out and make me look either smart or funny or both, followed by me emphasizing that she is absolutely beautiful.  So you know, there you go, the cliff notes version of Tinashe is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Days like this are the worst.  In a good way but still, the worst.  I feel like I am just betraying people.  You know, because people really want me to post them here?  I didn’t say it was a feeling that makes sense.  Largely feeling don’t make sense.  They make us do all kinds of stupid shit.  God, the things I have done because I loved someone that were bad for me.  Anyway, with Fashion Week going on and TIFF, there were a lot of people who just looked amazing yesterday and this morning.  Too many really. It was hard to decide and I have vacillated back and forth, unable to decide.  Which is ridiculous.  Just decide.  Don’t be a coward (I didn’t even make a list of the almost people because I am afraid I’ll leave someone one off.  See? Coward).  So I am posting Nicki Minaj because she was my first instinct starting late last night when she posted a picture of herself in her dress on Instagram.  I think it is just a beautiful dress. A lot of people looked good but I happen to really like Nicki’s personal sense of style and it’s a really pretty gown.  I like sparkles and colors.  Like a raccoon or something.  I’m a big dumb animal.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

New York Fashion Week continues and basically by law I have to put Doutzen Kroes here today because in the past two days she has had two killer outfits, which just demands attention. And a third one in there that was pretty good but that red gown with the see through panel down the side and that leather jacket?  Those are killer looks.  (Oh Hey, while I am at it my old buddy @pigeonfoo has a birthday today and that’s worth mentioning.  I mean she and Doutzen are both models so it’s almost like they’re the same person and you guys should check out her blog and wish her happy birthday.  I think it’s traditional to just send her a check or something in her culture so do that, don’t be rude).  Anyway, I love Doutzen’s looks there and when I saw one after another pop up last night I was pretty sure I would post her today.  I was right.  I’m some sort of genius I guess with my own self fulfilled predictions always coming true.  I could even guess how I’ll end this post if I really wanted to. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Boy, there is suddenly just a ton going on, isn’t there.  I guess summer is over and it’s back to work for everyone.  After a slow August on the pictures of attractive celebrities front, suddenly there are things going on all over the place, Film Festivals, Fashion Weeks, um… an unmentioned third thing so this seems like a valid list instead of two things.  My point is TIFF and the Venice Film Festival and New York Fashion Week and I am sure there is something else.  Back to school?  No, that really doesn’t seem to be part of this.  Well, there is stuff, trust me.  But it means there were a lot of options today and frankly have been a lot of options this week.  Jennifer Lawrence almost made it the other day but got beaten out by Priyanka Chopra.  Now she’s here because she has just looked fabulous at all the stuff for her new movie Mother.  Jen is really kind of schizophrenic in her fashion choices.  Sometimes she will look great and sometimes it is just terrible.  And it seems to come in waves.  Maybe it’s whoever is picking stuff for her.  She’s a big star, I am sure she has a stylist or whatever.  But it means for some movies I am in love with what she wears and for others I wish she had chosen something else. Mother is shaping up to be one of the good runs though and that’s exciting, because the truth is Jennifer Lawrence is very good looking, so it’s a bonus when the clothes are too.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Late last night I saw picture of Natalie Dormer at the GQ Men fo the Year awards and I knew I would be posting her today.  Lots seems to have gone on yesterday and quite a few people I like quite a lot showed up at things but… man, Natalie Dormer is special.  There is just something about her and she is starting to feel like a rare treat since her exit from Game of Thrones.  She just has a swagger and attitude that is irresistible.  She is just sexy.  Which is a whole different thing than pretty or attractive or whatever.  She’s pretty but it’s her sexiness that stands out.  She has it in spades and trumps pretty much everyone else.  It’s astonishing really what a crooked smile and some confidence can do.  I really think they should reboot one of Harrison Ford’s old roles and give it to her.  I would totally be down with her as Indiana Jones or Han Solo.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I am dragging today guys.  I am on no sleep and I was just not looking forward to posting today because some days I just feel so far removed from any feelings that would drive me to post it feels like a chore.  Today felt like that until I saw a couple of preview images of Priyanka Chopra in Vogue India hit and… problem solved.  I immediately felt like posting and felt like posting her because holy fuck she is just so beautiful.  Seriously, she is just fun to look at.  Which could sound like a strange euphemism or something but I am too tired to be that kind of subtle.  I just genuinely mean like a work of art she is so nice to look at it is just nice.  It makes the lack of sleep headache subside and it’s fun to just look at her pretty face.  I hope that all makes sense.  It might not, I have reached the stage of the day where I am just getting loopy and I am not entirely sure what does and doesn’t make sense.  She is pretty though, I feel confident that is accurate and accurately written.  I hope.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Hope everyone is having a fun and relaxing holiday.  Or a fun and not that relaxing holiday if you’re one of those weirdos.  I can’t imagine there is anyone wants a boring and relaxing holiday though, that sounds miserable.  Or it could be not a holiday where you are but maybe your country should have been anti-communist enough to move Labor Day to the fall so it wouldn’t be associated with May Day.  Whatever your day is I hope it’s good.  Here are pictures of Emily Ratajkowski and I guess she looks pretty relaxed in them.  Good, that fits the theme I suppose.  I just posted her cause she’s pretty but I’m willing to pretend I had some greater point to make.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.