You are going to hear a lot today about how this is the most important election of your lifetime. It might be. It might not be. That’s actually a thing for historians to decide. I am here to tell you that every election is important and I have a part of a letter from George Washington to make my point today.

It is now no more that toleration is spoken of as if it were the indulgence of one class of people that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights, for, happily, the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.

It would be inconsistent with the frankness of my character not to avow that I am pleased with your favorable opinion of my administration and fervent wishes for my felicity.

May the children of the stock of Abraham who dwell in this land continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other inhabitants—while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree and there shall be none to make him afraid.

Less than two weeks ago there was a mass shooting at a synagogue. Hate crime is up. I am not cannot and will not claim an election with change any of this. Instead I will point out that the ideals Washington expresses there have been in my head since that event and they are ideals we have fallen short of again and again. Because America is a nation made of people. And people falter. Often badly. Often terribly. But they are ideals to strive for. That’s what America has always been about. Finding a better way, working towards it. It’s always a work in progress and we can always do better but we should always be trying to do better. The government of our first President tried to strive towards these ideals of religious freedom, of not just tolerance but acceptance. Civil rights are not a thing handed out upon high. He notes that here. They are a human right, they are owed, not earned. I do not believe our current government or many of our current politicians are making any attempt to strive towards this. People are afraid because of what they are and we have promised they did not have to be. And part of it is because people don’t vote. When everyone votes Politicians have to appeal to the middle more. They have to seek compromise and work together. When most people do not it’s only the fringes they have to appeal towards and it sends us down a dangerous path. So yes, this election is important. Every election is though and it’s crucial you vote if you are an American because it is your right. Because it is your moral duty. The American Experiment still has the potential to be something great but it takes action from all of us. I firmly believe in the ideals espoused in the founding of my country but they are not words written on paper to be forgotten, it takes us to never forget them and to do what we must to live up to them. And most importantly to hold those who represent us accountable to them. I am posting Chloe Bennet today for two reasons. First cause she was wearing a shit that said vote and I thought maybe people would read it if it was on a pretty girl’s chest. Second because she is very much America. Second because I think she’s pretty and I liked her Calvin Klein shoot. Go vote. Please. Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.

So Dua Lipa is in Spain and at first it was for some awards I had never heard of because it turns out that I am not an expert on Spanish Awards but then it was for the EMAs, which are a thing I did know existed. She looked good at both which is a thing I could have guessed without seeing on on account of Dua Lipa always looking good. So I am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

Here is Ellie Rowsell cause I haven’t posted her in a while and I think Ellie Rowsell is really hot. Wolf Alice has won a Mercury Prize since I last posted her but I don’t know if that has changed anything at all. Like, I tend to imagine most of my followers are in the, “Who?” category still and those who know who Ellie Rowsell is already knew who she was before she won a British award for being good at music. But I am curious. That’s not why I am posting her. Again, I am posting her cause she’s hot. But I am curious as to the reaction. Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Here is my beloved Charli XCX who was in Paper Magazine because… well, I don’t know why. For magazine reasons I would assume. I know for most of my life people have talked about how they get their magazines for the articles but for me I mainly consume magazines for the pictures. It makes my subscription to the Economist amazingly unrewarding. Which is a killer joke if you have ever seen the tightly packed text dense pages of the Economist. It’s ok if you didn’t know that, the joke still works and by works I mean it’s my way of signaling my intelligence and sophistication. Obviously I nailed that when I named this blog though. Anyway, I didn’t plan this for today. In case you were wondering, I don’t schedule major magazine shoots. I don’t have that power. But I mean today is a big day for me and sometimes I pick someone special for it but someone special picked herself I guess? It’s probably fate. Either way, I’m making a great case for another restraining order. Oh well. She looked good though and I like Charli XCX a lot. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Zoey Deutch because she’s really pretty. That’s the long and short of it. I saw some pictures of her at a photocall for… I think it said A Quiet Place but that feels wrong unless I am having a massive brain fart. Whatever is going on, she looked good because she is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.

Well guys, I was waiting on the Heidi Klum Party to really see who crushed Halloween because that’s where the winner always is (and secretly the winner is always Heidi Klum who makes me look like someone who hates Halloween every year). But then Emily Ratajkowski shared her costume. It’s Raquel Welch from One Million Years BC, whcih if you haven’t seen is a stupid, stupid movie that exists to put pretty girls in fur bikinis and have them fight dinosaurs. I of course love it and Raquel Welch looks amazing in it. Emily Ratajkowski nailed the look on multiple levels and she looks great. So I am posting her as winning Halloween. At least in this moment. Today I wantt o fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Happy Halloween everyone! I hope your day is magical and full of terror. The fun terror though. Like Ghosts and Goblins, not the creeping realization of your own mortality or anything. I am posting Hannah Ray today because yesterday she shared this skeleton costume and just wow. She looks amazing. Costumes aren’t really her thing. I mean, they’re more her thing, if you don’t know, she is doing more costume like stuff recently but in my mind her real strength is her sense of fashion which is just top notch. She has a style that is so distinctly her and she just looks amazing in everything she wears. So it’s an added bonus to get that skeleton costume and just go, wow, it’s amazing. And it is amazing. so here are a lot of spooky Halloween pictures for everyone. I mean, if a skeleton wasn’t scary enough just stop and think about the bizarre sort of sentient realm some Pokemon inhabit and realize she’s dressed as someone who captures them, forces them into a tiny prison and makes them fight for her amusement and personal glory. That’s horrifying. Very spooky. Happy Halloween, today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

Once upon a time Holly Willoughby did an ad for Diet Coke and I made a joke that my rule was anytime she did an ad for Diet Coke I had to post her. Good joke. Everyone laughed. I was alone so that’s just me but it was a real crowd pleaser on this end of the computer. Since then I have proceeded to post Holly Willoughby every time she’s done a Diet Coke ad. More came out yesterday. To further run up the score she was also at the Pride of Britain awards last night and looked fantastic. So she was going to get posted either way. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I am posting Natalie Alyn Lind and if you know me you can probably guess why. If you don’t well, it’s because I am required by law to post anyone who dresses as Daphne Blake. Look, I don’t make the laws, I just follow them. So she did. It’s not my favorite Daphne costume. I am ok with minor updates but I have never understood the urge to sexify it or anything because it’s medical fact that a purple mini dress, pink tights, and a green neckerchief is the sexiest outfit known to man. I had two grandparents who were doctors, which means I’m half doctor, I just know this stuff. Medical fact. So that said, it’s still a nice costume. It’s always well done really when first glance you just know who someone is supposed to be. And yes, first glance at thumbnails and I knew. So well done by Natalie Alyn Lind, she pulled it off well and she looks good. Today I want to fuck Natalie Alyn Lind.

Well, pictures are still rolling in and the biggest party of them all hasn’t even happened yet, so I am not yet declaring a winning for Halloween. But stuff has happened and if I am being honest there were some strong looks this Halloween so far. A lot of it is from the older generation though, so I would like to see others step it up. Also, another theme seems to be celebrities dressing as olden days celebrities this year. That part is fine but sometimes a little dull. Anyway, there were a few people I thought about posting today and maybe it’s a little gauche to admit it but I chose Halsey cause she looks really hot as Poison Ivy. It’s a good costume and she’s hot. That’s it. So she’s here today. I mean, she often does well in the costume department, she once threw what was supposed to be an epic Halloween party a couple of years ago that no one really seems to know anything about, which is probably what makes it epic? Brilliant really, don’t invite anyone, tell everyone it was killer, everyone assumes it must be if they didn’t get an invite. But really she’s just here cause she’s a hot Poison Ivy. Today I want to fuck Halsey.