If I were clever or a liar or actually I guess both, I would claim this post is because Doctor Who is back and somehow come up with a profound thing women and stories and what Doctor Who has meant to me and maybe some timey wimey bullshit or something and so on. But while I am sometimes clever and everyone fibs, I am remarkably lazy. So I will take the dull, lazy, honest route today. I am posting Karen Gillan cause she was at the Polo thing which seems like it should be annual but I swear to God happens like 12 times a year in LA. She looked pretty good but it was less about what she looked like there and more about the fact that I really like Karen Gillan. She’s kind of great in general so when she shows up somewhere I am eager to post her. So she’s here. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So for whatever reason, it’s a mystery really as to why Youtube would think I would want to see this, Youtube put a video of Robin Holzken from her SI shoot last year. Not really my kind of thing but I watched because those people at Youtube put in hard work on their algorithms, they’re very proud of them, I wouldn’t want to make them feel bad by just clicking off of it. Watching it, it struck me, you know, Robin Holzken is very attractive. Now, I know it’s Saturday and it’s early for a lot of you, I am not trying to blow minds so I apologize if you’ve been blown away as I reveal this fact but I think women who become models are often attractive. I have started to notice what I think can’t be a coincidence there. There seems to be a real correlation. You heard it here first. So thanks I guess to Youtube for showing me the video (but no thanks to Youtube for making it really, really hard to make a gif out of said video so I gave up and made different ones). Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.

I am so happy the Good Place is back because what a fantastic show it is. I just love every second of it. It was on again last night and I am posting Kristen Bell because at this point it should be well known that I adore Kristen Bell like no other. I feel like if you watch the show or really anything she’s been in you’d understand why I have felt this way for almost 15 years. She’s just so good at what she does. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Last night was weird. I was listening to Bell Bottom Blues, which I think is far and away the saddest song even tangentially related to Bell Bottoms but that’s just my opinion, you are welcome to your own. It’s America, it’s your right to be wrong. Anyway, I was in kind of a dour place because sometimes that happens. You get home from work to an empty house and a crushing loneliness comes down upon you. It’s hard. Life is hard some guys. But then I remembered the time I saw Odin in the grocery store. I mean, I don’t have confirmation it was Odin. I didn’t talk to him. He’s Odin, it felt presumptuous and what do you even talk to a Norse God about? Nice Eye patch? Where are your ravens? Anyway, I thought about it and how it was remarkable that he’d be at my Kroger. I mean, a guys got to eat and I assume Gods do as well. If he wasn’t hungry then Cronus was a real dick if you ask me. Or maybe that was the whole point. I dunno, it’s been a while since I read about the Titans. Anyway, my point is that life can be a drag sometimes but it also can be full of some pretty great stuff if you give it a chance. Like pretty girls. Or new episodes of Doctor Who. Which I am very much looking forward to. So here we are. Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

This season’s run of Fashion Weeks is drawing to a close but Paris has been hopping the past few days. Which is awesome because there have been some really good looks. Here is Alicia Vikander from yesterday and it feels like ages since I posted her. I am really pleased to rectify that cause I think she looked great. She has it easy, she’s just beautiful in general but I tend to like her style as well. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Alicia Vikander.

There was a celebration for the 30th anniversary of This Morning and of course Holly Willoughby was there so I am posting her. Because I am quite the fan of blonde British women. She looked good. I like her. That simple. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Well It’s October. Or Spooktober. Or Rocktober. Whatever your radio station/local UHF channel has brnaded it. It’s a very flexible month. Anyway, for me that means all Halloween all the time so here is Darshelle Stevens cause costumes. More importantly, mostly Scooby Doo related costumes. I snuck in one that’s not. Again, this is like Where’s Waldo, can my most eagle eyed readers figure out which one isn’t? It’s a mystery. Just like on Scooby Doo. Which I love. And she looks good here. Today I want to fuck Darshelle Stevens.

I am sometimes fascinated with how the internet will respond to things, just something will take it by storm. Memes. Viral videos. Whatever. I don’t know why I was being obtuse about what it was. It feels like at some point it would be a fascinating field of academic study and how it mimics in person interactions and how it differs. At what point is the snake eating it’s own tail? Like, are people responding to the original idea or are they responding to the fact that so many people are responding to it. I guess I am interested in anything that is self catalyzing. Which is why Jessica Nigri is here because like the rest of the world she dressed as Bowsette. For those not in the know this is a thing that suddenly sprung forth from minds all around the world because Nintendo can cause existential crises at a whim. In this case they introduced a crown that when a normal Toadette put it on she magically looked a whole lot like Peach. This brought the very nature of reality, rule, and identity into question in the Mario Universe, which you’d think is a so what but it turns out to be rather unsettling as people question the nature of who Peach is and thus who they are. Identity is fluid in reality but it often is uncomfortable to confront that. Anyway, a few days into that revelation and suddenly half the world said, “So, like, what if Bowser put on the crown. Does he get hot all of a sudden?” I have to admit, it’s not a thing I ever would have thought of. I know gender bent stuff is popular on the internet but I have never found myself wondering along those lines and this is radically different anyway. I also have never wondered what if Boswer was hot just because, in general, and I am quoting a 7 year old here, Bowser is kind of a jerk. Boobs or not boobs, he’s not really my type. But I do love that in the course of a single week we have gone from a world where Bowser is Half Turtle Dragon Half asshole to… well, Bowsette. It’s just fascinating to see everyone embrace it and extra interesting is that like 50 cosplayers were able to throw together said cosplay in what seems like days. My dear friend Katherine pointed out, “So did they all just have spiked collars lying around?” TO which the answer is probably or it turns out that spiked collars are a lot easier to find at Walmart than I ever realized. In fairness, I have never looked. Spiked Collars and video game bad guys as hot girls are two big blind spots. Sure, I sit around and think deep thoughts a lot about the nature of reality but somehow those two have never come up. Anyway, Jessica Nigri is a cosplayer and is nothing if not able to get in on trends so she also cosplayed as Bowsette. Which is why she is here cause she looked good but also because it’s just such a fascinating phenomena to me. I had to bring it up. Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Holy Crap I am well into Iron Fist now and I am digging it. It still isn’t the best Marvel show but that’s ok cause literally only one can be the best. I am liking it a lot this season though to be fair the stand out way better than the rest parts are the scenes with Misty and Colleen together. Fuck they rule. They get almost an entire episode together as my dream Marvel TV show. I know I’m not the only one asking for the Daughters of the Dragon and boy, their work together in this, their chemistry, it just makes it seem like a sure hit. My introduction to Colleen Wing came via old Iron Fist issues. When I was a kid Chris Claremont was king and he and John Byrne had a warm up run together before they made X-Men the comic by working on Iron Fist. I actually go tin because the first appearance of Sabretooth ever was in an Iron Fist Comic. Colleen green was almost too cool a character concept in that in the comics she is a Samurai detective, which is just amazing. She was also very liberated and independent in a very 1970’s way, as were most of Claremont’s women. I saw her kill a man in almost cold blood once. He had it coming but they were not fighting. She just drew her blade and slit his stomach in the middle of a speech. I knew she was a bad ass. I also watched her date Cyclops (fun fact I bet plenty of people didn’t know) and make her move by slipping him a card with her apartment key taped inside as he got on a train. I dunno if that’s badass or not but it made a mark cause I still remember it. I legit didn’t know you could make moves like that. Lord knows I don’t have the guts for that kind of thing. Anyway, she was awesome and… the first season I liked her but my brain rebelled against her being part of the Hand (spoilers I guess? It’s been a year). This second season though… man she feels like Colleen Wing. I have always liked Jessica Henwick’s portrayal but this year man. She’s perfect. All of it. The righteous angry, the barely contained rage, the good heart. She rules. And like she and Misty are the best part of this show. A show I am liking all around but they are so good it’s ridiculous. Today I want to fuck Jessica Henwick.

My beloved Kristen Bell was on WTF last week but I listened to it last night AND the Good Place is back. What an amazing Thursday. It’s be a better combination than a Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. And that’s so amazing the I am not just referencing the show but also a classic song. Anyway, she is endlessly delightful and has an impressive ability to be a bundle of joy as a human being and play just a delightful scumbag on TV. What a talent. What a human being. I used to say one day I was going to have her babies but I am getting older and the window on my having other people’s babies is just narrowing rapidly, so I will just say I think she’s great. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.