I don’t have a lot of time and today has already stretched later than I want it to.  I have to go so I was like, today’s entry will have to be quick.  Somehow that had me settle on Rosie Jones because I am an idiot.  Hey, why don’t you try to find pictures of Rosie Jones where she isn’t completely naked.  Have fun asshole!  It was like I said, “Hey, I’m in a big hurry so I am just going to find and trap a unicorn first, then I can get out of here quickly”.  Anyway, here are unicorn pictures of Rosie Jones, in that she manages to overcome her dreadful shirt related allergy.  Mostly.  Some there are just hands.  Anyway, she is hot, I like British Girls as we all know, so today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

The Americans is the best show I watch that no one else I know watches.  Actually, it might just be the best show I watch currently.  It’s one of those strange beasts that is quite good and I feel like it gets some critical love but it seems to have no real talk around it.  Most high end cable dramas tend to invite all sorts of talk and buzz but this show never seems to have done that.  Last night was the end of another good season and as always it has me excited for the next one.  A year from now.  Keri Russell is very good in it but blows my mind when I think about what she plays here and what my idea of Keri Russell was before this show.  Anything else I saw her in previously she was a beam of sunshine.  She was always the cheery one, the sunny one.  It just seemed like her type.  It speaks to her performance that I can’t really get me brain to wrap around that Keri Russell and this Keri Russell being the same person.  She is fantastic but stoic and overly rational, not prone to emotion, certainly not chipper or sunny.  She is fantastic.  Really the entire cast is.  I just wish there were more Keri Russell pics out there cause I am so close to tapped out.  Anyway, I think you have a year to catch up on the show guys so get to it.  Today I want to fuck Keri Russell.

So Charli XCX was at the new exhibit for the Royal Academy for the Arts (or is it of the arts?  It must be for, of wouldn’t make sense.  Either way, I’m not looking it up like some sort of nerd) and I loved the way she looked.  She posted pictures of the outfit on her social media a few days prior and I liked it then.  The pink eye shadow, the leopard print hat and pants, the shoes.  Even the denim top.  I loved it.  I also immediately was like, “Boy, the people who are really annoyed by my attraction to Charli XCX and hate how she dresses are not going to like this outfit”.  So here I am steering hard into that skid because I happen to like how she has a distinctive style.  I also kind of like tweaking people.  So I just went and grabbed a bunch of outfits those people will hate.  I thought she looked great.  I mean, I also happen to think she is a tremendous talent and charming but it’s basically common knowledge that I am scary smart.  So if you disagree you could be right but… well, I’d tell you to do the math but that would be cruel since I am so smart and I pretty heavily implying your some sort of mouth breathing troglodyte.  What can I say, I’m a dick.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So there was the Woman of the Year awards in the UK.  The Glamour ones.  I am not sure if anyone else does them but might be good to differentiate so no one is confused.  Though, again, if you’re coming here for your news you’ve chosen poorly.  Anyway, those things happened and I was like, oh, I guess I’ll be posting a British celebrity today.  It turns out I was right, technically, just maybe wrong about the reason.  It’s already, I’ll chalk it up as another win.  Me 150, imaginary opponent 0.  I win again.  Anyway, Emilia Clarke was in… a magazine?  I think so, I am not sure what it is now, I just know these photos were for Violet Grey which is not a thing I am aware of and assume was a magazine until I started typing.  Well, if I am wrong, once again, this is a very, very poor source of information.  Probably don’t site this website in a term paper.  Even if you actually get facts from it, you don’t want your professor coming here.  I keep getting side tracked.  Probably because I am in a hurry so of course my brain is out to sabotage me and make me late.  Oh man, what if my brain is the imaginary opponent.  No wonder it’s out to get me, it’s down 150 to nothing.  Nice try brain but I’m just going to wrap this up.  Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

This post really stems from the face that I am mildly obsessed with the picture of Doutzen Kroes kissing Candice Swanepoel’s stomach.  Not in a sexual way.  I guess I need to make that clear cause well… I mean, I know what I named this blog, I brought it on myself.  But in an oh man that’s adorable way and I loved seeing all the pictures of them hanging out together and references to Aunty Doutzen and so on.  It was adorable.  And you know, they are my two favorite Victoria’s Secret models of all time and ti was just very cute and I was like, what if i posted them together?  It turns out I am ok with the idea and while it was work, I was willing to go through my pictures of both of them to post some.  I did that for you guys.  All that hard work of looking at countless pictures trying to find the right ones.  You don’t have to say thank you, it’s just who I am.  I’m a giver.  Anyway, I am still obsessed with that picture and I adore them both so today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes.

Here’s Olivia Munn cause… why not?  She was at the Guys Choice Awards the other night, which I didn’t watch and really, really want to make jokes about but apparently it’s a knowingly silly affair so it seems like a cheap shot. Though, I will say, it’s about time guys finally had a place to express their opinions.  For too long they have been shut out of the culture conversation and handing out awards.  Whoops, there I go.  Sorry.  Anyway, she was at it and her outfit didn’t wow me but I also knew it would get some attention and it did.  It apparently worked on me because I didn’t post her yesterday but then she came up and I got to thinking and… she’s here today.  Delayed effect maybe.  I like Olivia Munn, she is quite pretty.  I haven’t seen the New X-Men yet.  Those are I guess my Olivia Munn related facts at the moment.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Game of Thrones is tonight so here is Sophie Turner.  I don’t usually post people before they appear on a show but I have a friend who is clearly trying to force me to post Sophie Turner more often so she came up last night and well… here she is now.  I guess no one will complain given her posts always seem popular.  I guess people like her.  I get it, she’s pretty.  So I’m just gonna be done talking and let the pictures show that.  Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

So earlier this week pictures of Sarah Hyland for something called Beauty Coach surfaced and I saw them and was like, “Those are pretty nice” and promptly forgot about them.  Then overnight it seems everyone in the world decided to reblog them and the more I have seen them the more I have been like, “Wow, those really are very nice”.  To the point where now I love them.  I guess that happens.  Still, it is a nice excuse to post someone I haven’t in over a year.  Which is shocking because if you asked me how attractive Sarah Hyland is I would say very.  I guess it just never comes up.  That happens with some people.  I don’t really care about Modern Family anymore so that hurts. And just… well, stuff happens.  Anyway, she is pretty and I think an under rated comedic actress, while indeed Modern Family is not what it once was I find her to be consistently funny and has been one of the bright spots in later seasons. She does great work.  And thumbs up for the prettiness too.  So I guess I am glad everyone decided to get into these pictures overnight.  Today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland.

So, while I think Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll is a terrible, terrible show (mainly because it takes all the flaws of Dennis Leary’s entire body of work, combines them, distills them, and make a show that is just one mega flaw) I can’t be too mad at it.  I can not watch it, which is basically what I have done after the first season broke me and I gave up half way through but I can’t be mad at it.  Because it means regular work for Liz Gillies, who is awesome.  Not only does it mean, you know, she remains someone who is working, which is good for her, and shows up occasionally on red carpets, which is good for me, it also means at least once a year we get flooded with a bunch of Liz Gillies stuff.  This week saw a music video for the show, which is basically all Liz Gillies which is a good thing and then a takeover of social media which was all Liz Gillies, which was a good thing.  I don’t post a lot of social media pics because they often aren’t great but I am leaning into the skid here and doing all social media pics.  From yesterday.  Because they were great and I am going to embrace that at the very least the show brought us all a lot of Liz.  Thank you for that at least.  I won’t watch you but I hope Nielson families do so this keeps up.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

Here is Priyanka Chopra because I have been thinking about her a bunch recently.  No specific reasons, just like, vaguely she keeps popping into my head.  Which is a good thing because I think she is gorgeous.  I am mostly glad she has a hit show here in the US.  At least I think it’s a hit.  I pay shit attention.  I say mostly glad because I’d probably be happier if it was a show I actually enjoyed watching.  But it is something that can probably best be categorized as not for me.  I did watch all of the first season though!  And she was beautiful through out it, so it could have been worse!  I mean, can you imagine how bad a show would have to be to screw that up?  Anyway, the side benefit is that I had posted Priyanak Chopra like 4 times total in the history of this blog, then the show started and it means in the last 9 months I’ve posted her 8 times.  So that’s a good thing.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.