Here is Doutzen Kroes because Doutzen Kroes is very pretty.  She really only did the one red carpet at Cannes this year and then a party but I thought she looked pretty good at both.  And well, other shots of her keep popping up, also looking good so I decided to post her today.  Because I think she looks lovely.  That’s it.  I am very clearly out of interesting things to say lately.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

I am not sure why, maybe it’s an upfronts thing, but Krysten Ritter has been doing all sorts of… stuff for Netflix this past week?  I know there was some Jessica Jones stuff. Also a luncheon called Rebels and something.  That made me laugh, because nothing is more rebellious than attending a luncheon.  Anyway,  I am glad to see her, glad for Jessica Jones’ success.  I think she has looked good, I am tired, so I am cutting this short and just posting her.  Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

One of the joys of Cannes every year is not just getting news about movies that could be potentially good but also that it is a truly international affair.  It means I get pictures of people who otherwise are almost impossible to get pictures of.  Like Mallika Sherawat, who I have not posted in over 2 years.  The last time was June of 2013, where I also made references to Cannes.  Because this set of pictures is 3 from this year’s Film Festival and… one from last year.  Cause she basically shows up about once a year.  Which is a shame but it is what it is.  Besides, if I really want I can go watch her play a snake lady again or something.  Anyway, I think she is pretty and I really liked her purple gown at the amfAR event, though a quick check through the Indian papers tells me it’s controversial.  Because, and this will make those of you who aren’t well aware of the culture that swirls around Bollywood laugh, her dress is considered scandalous and she is almost always criticized for showing too much skin. It’s a whole thing with her that makes me roll my eyes.  Anyway I think she looked good in it. So she’s here today because today I want to fuck Mallika Sherawat.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause look at her.  I really write too much considering I post pictures.  I mean, those pictures are worth a thousand words so I am writing my own 200-300 words each day and you end up with like, 5,200 words most day?  That math checks out I think.  And it seems silly cause the pictures do a pretty good job of explaining why I am posting whomever I post.  Like right here.  Emily Ratajkowski shows up in a few magazines recently, I post the pictures from those magazines, and bam, there we go.  I should just post the pictures, I wouldn’t even work myself into a rage when I go down the path complaining about the comments online I saw with the pictures about how a lot of guys are really angry she has been, ahem, let me look this up, “Spouting off about that feminism garbage”.  So I’ll just post the pictures.  Because she’s hot and I will ignore the assholes.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Hayley Atwell was at the ACB Upfronts and hey, any excuse to think about Hayley Atwell is ok with me.  Because Google uses some sort of witchcraft I have already been peppered with ads for her new show whenever I watch YouTube and uh… wow it looks terrible.  Not because of her but because it looks like the sort of overwrought legal drama that makes my eyes want to roll out of my head.  You know, the show The Grinder was mocking his year.  Of course, the Grinder got canceled and the shows it parodied go for like 10 years so maybe this will be good for Hayley.  ABC, home of the shows I don’t enjoy but end up watching because I really like the woman who plays the lead.  Quantico just got a partner I guess.  I really shouldn’t complain about shows I haven’t actually seen yet but… well, it’s not my first rodeo.  Anyway, I am excited about her being in a new show, though I wouldn’t have made her use an American accent, not when British accents are all so great, but at least she will be on TV.  So that’s good.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Well, the day got away from me, so this post is going up late.  That’s ok, there was a lot to choose from with Cannes still going on but I am getting to post my favorite, Kristen Bell.  She was at the upfronts for NBC, so maybe she’s doing some show for NBC?  I have no idea.  I should look into that.  I just thought she looked lovely as always and I absolutely adore Kristen Bell.  So here she is because like almost every day, today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Forgive me guys, I am pretty sleepy.  I did finally see Civil War though and that means I am posting Scarlett Johansson because it doesn’t take much of an excuse for me to decide to post her.  I liked the movie.  I still think Winter Soldier was better so I am on the other side of that divide from people who think it was the best Marvel movie yet.  I liked Scarlett in it, she still gets the best fight moves.  She looked good.  It was fun.  I am out of things to say.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Here is Hannah Ray who I have posted before, including the first time I declared her to be some sort of genius.  I would point out that’s only a think I have said though because it seemed highly accurate.  I have a lot of respect for the amount of effort and talent it makes to forge your own way in the world.  Like, when I was a kid, and by kid I guess I mean a teenager, we were all so worried about selling out one day.  It’s hilarious in hind sight because I think most of my friends would sellout in a heart beat because at least that entails making some money.  Finding a way to make money and do something you love is a pretty big ask.  Running your own business is ridiculously hard.  So it’s impressive that she has found a way to do all of that, something she love, make a living at it, and essentially do it on her own terms.  You can read about that if you just, you know, go to my blog and click her tag.  There is a link to an article and I could go get it but i am really lazy.  I am no Hannah Ray.  No go getter.  Anyway, that was longer than I meant cause she isn’t really here because of that, as impressive as it is, she is here because I always find her work amazing.  She writes blog entries about her journeys and posts lovely pictures and overall just seems to be delightful.  Bonus she is also gorgeous.  I love her smile.  So I am posting her today because she was recently in England and France and that looked fun and her hair is just the best shade of pink right now.  Pink hair rules.  Today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

Here is Blake Lively because Blake Lively is just dominating Cannes.  She has looked fantastic.  I have really liked a lot of what she has worn and I think maybe her blue gown she wore most recently was the best.  It looks pretty great.  She looks great. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Cannes continues to pay dividends, this time in the form of my beloved Jessica Chastain.  She has looked quite good and rose to the top today.  It was tough because frankly there are quite a few people who have really stood out so far.  Still, it’s not like I need much of an excuse to choose Jessica Chastain.  Now I am just waiting on word about the actual movies there, I don’t know what she is even in there but fingers crossed it ends up good.  The nice thing about being a fan of her work is even the mediocre movies feature an amazing performance by her but it sure would be nice to get an actual good movie out of the mix as well.  She has looked great though, even though @wildflagsure disagrees and I think said she was a gross ginger earlier.  I wouldn’t normally sell a friend out like that but just in case Jessica Chastain reads this I want her to know I disagree and am willing to offer a shoulder to cry on if she is hurt by @wildflagsure cruel, cruel remarks that were not at all sarcastic or a joke but just mean.  I guess I should stop before I start shouting, “no one loves you like I do, Jessica” because I really would rather not be institutionalized.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.