Tag: Actress

I watched Compliance the other day at the suggestion of multiple people.  It was pretty good but… I didn’t feel comfortable posting Dreama Walker right after it.  That would feel creepy.  It’s been a few days though and I am still thinking about how well acted the whole thing was, her part included.  SHe has impressed me of late in what I have seen her in, I am kind of surprised that the girl who played Hazel on Gossip Girl, which was not a bad role but very small and nothing about it made me think she was some huge talent, would be so good on screen.  I guess I saw her in Gran Turino as well but that was kind of just your standard bitchy role so it only registered as, “Hey that’s the girl from Gossip Girl”.  I am full on impressed now and looking forward to what she might do next.  Anyway, she is pretty, she is talented, today I want to fuck Dreama Walker.

Today I had a real hard time deciding who to pick.  It was like an embarrassment of riches in my mind. My brain is bouncing from girl to girl to girl.  It’s one of those days, I just… can’t stop thinking about them.  There is a word for what I am but man, I can’t remember it.  It is something, I am sure someone will remember what that word is where you can’t stop thinking about sex.  Anyway, I finally settled on Zooey Deschanel.  Settled on but never for, she is amazing so of course she trumped the other girls flitting around through my thoughts.  I love Zooey.  She is funny, she is smart, she is goofy, she is pretty, she is sexy, she is talented, and yes, sometimes she is quirky.  She is also very sexy.  So easy hard choice today.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

So Alyson Hannigan.  You may not have heard of her.  Her career sadly hasn’t seen her in much anyone has seen.  Just obscure stuff like Buffy, American Pie, and How I Met Your Mother.  Really unheard of, unimportant stuff.  Well, How I Met Your Mother is coming to an end, which is a good thing really, most of my friends stopped watching a long time ago but I stuck it out.  It’s not what it once was but they are still pleasant people to hang out with so I tend to stick out sitcoms longer than most people.  The real reason she is here though is because my friend Izzy and I are starting a Buffy rewatch.  Well, rewatch for me, Izzy has never seen it if you can believe that.  It just kind of served as a reminder of when I was much, much younger and had a pretty big crush on Alyson Hannigan.  Like many people who become successful I actually think she has gotten more attractive as she’s gotten older, there are some seasons of How I Met Your Mother where she just looks hot, there was nothing of a little nerd who couldn’t get guys attention in her from early Buffy.  But Willow was pretty easy for a nerd to crush on once upon a time so I did.  And that’s the real reason she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Alyson Hannigan.

So January Jones.  I don’t actually know her so anything I say is conjecture.  It seems really silly to place that disclaimer here because I don’t know anyone I am posting but… it needs to be said.  We say stuff about celebrities like it’s fact when we really don’t know them.  Certainly there are narratives around them, this person is lonely, this person is crazy, this person is a bitch. So I say this because January Jones is beautiful but cold.  At least, that’s the reputation and certainly coldness is something she seems to exude.  In her best on screen work it is something she has done extremely well.  She could just be talented.  She could be very warm.  I will likely never know but none of that matters because the cold aloofness that radiates from her at times is part of the attraction.  Sometimes you get hit and it feels like a kiss (that might be the most horrible thing I have ever said but don’t blame me, blame The Crystals.  Or Carole King).  My point being not every attraction is pure or nice or right, sometimes it is the flaws that draw us.  Cold bitch?  It’s an archetype that has it’s appeal sometimes.  So whatever the truth of her may be, what she projects works.  Today I want to fuck January Jones.

Look, I know you guys love Emma Watson.  I have never even questioned why, it made sense.  She’s pretty, she’s smart, she was in a series of movies that shaped your childhood.  That’s powerful stuff.  But I was never drawn to her.  I really didn’t think she’d ever show up on this blog.  Except now she’s making her third appearance.  As with last time I just woke up thinking about her.  I just keep doing so.  I’ve given it plenty of time, too.  But… she’s still there.  Man, I don’t get it.  And I am not sure what to say, so why don’t you tell me why she’s so great.  My as box is open.  You can reply to the post.  You can reblog and add your thoughts there.  Hell, you can even send me an anon here.  I am really interested to hear, maybe it will give me some insight.  I have no idea why she is suddenly so attractive to me, I just know that today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

One of the most impressive things about the Vampire Diaries, besides the fact that it can somehow make a Vampire night time Soap Opera so compelling, is all the doppelgangers out there that require the actors to play multiple characters. Nina Dobrev has of course been doing this since basically day one and I am always taken by how distinct she made her two characters (now three but… the third is so knew I don’t have an opinion there).  You generally know before speaking who is who, of course music queues, camera work, outfits and so on help with that but I feel like she has done very good work making them distinct.  What fascinates me the most is how much more attracted I am to Katherine than I am to Elena.  Physically they are identical so if attraction is purely physical it should be the same, right?  But obviously there are other things at play here and Elena is… very pretty but I don’t care for the most part.  I think I like her character more than most people.  Katherine though…. evil, manipulative Katherine.  She is hot.  She is so hot.  There is something in the confidence, the strength, just who she is that is incredibly attractive.  I am prettty positive I am not alone in feeling this.  And it’s not just my whole thing were I am traditionally more attracted to people whose name is some derivative of Katherine (look the numbers don’t lie, far and away the most common name posted here).  She is just sexy.  And because I am that nerd every picture I posted today is Nina Dobrev as Katherine.  Just so you can see it, too.  Today I want to fuck Katherine Pierce Nina Dobrev.

So I had a dream last night about Krysten Ritter.  A sex dream.  Well, except there wasn’t actually sex.  But it felt like a sex dream (And who doesn’t like hearing about other people’s dreams?  Oh right, everyone.  Well tough, it’s my blog, so you’re gonna!).  You’ve had those, right?  I remember once I had one about a coworker and all we did in the dream was play cards but it felt like a sex dream so I could not look her in the eyes for like the next two days.  This at least makes more sense for feeling like one.  I was at the grocery store with a friend trying to find something for dinner and I found some pork loins that didn’t have a price (and I know, pork loins!  I am onto you brain!) so I asked a guy there how much they were.  He said that he had to go check.  So I was leaning against the case waiting when Krysten Ritter came up to me and was clearly going to play make out chicken to see if she could make me uncomfortable.  But I was on to her so when she leaned in I just pulled her in closer and we made out.  Then the guy came back and told me the pork loins had no price because they were free.  So I stopped making out with her and went home to make dinner.  So yeah, I am a huge nerd who was more interested in getting a good deal on meat than continuing to make out with someone.  There are layers there I may not want to examine.  In other news I did finally finish all of Don’t Trust the B- in Apartment 23 last week.  It stinks cause it was awesome and I miss it.  I mean, clearly, now I’m having dreams about cast members.  But all of that is why today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

It’s been a long time since Jessica Chastain showed up here and that’s a crime because she’s awesome.  Frankly, I feel a little cheated.  She was around so much last awards season because she was in like 30 movies and they were all great and she was great so she was just all over the place. Now she doesn’t have anything new coming out until next year.  So I went and got a copy of Mama to watch to rectify that and that day a bunch of new pics of her appear.  Which I am not complaining about!  But I rewatched Mama and I had forgotten just how… compelling she is on screen.  I can’t explain it, she is just so amazing to watch.  That isn’t a lust thing, I just mean I think she is a very fine actress.  She’s pretty, too, of course.  But she is just very good.  And that does contribute to the attraction because I just… love people who are good at what they do.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Sometimes it seems like the universe is working pretty hard to put a girl into my thoughts.  Now, I brought up Josephine de la Baume yesterday talking to a friend because we were discussing French actresses and she popped into my head.  Of course that lead to a little searching of her tag but nothing major.  But then out of the blue a friend asked me if I had heard of Kiss of the Damned.  Obviously, I had, it’s how I know her.  Then later I am looking for something to watch and Netflix’s top picks for me?  Kiss of the Damned.  Well, I won’t fight it.  If something out there wants me to think about beautiful French Actresses I will bite the bullet and do that.  For all of you.  Because I’m just a good person.  So here is the beautiful actress Josephine de la Baume who I have only ever seen in Kiss of the Damned but she left an impression.  And so today I want to fuck Josephine de la Baume.

So I haven’t rewatched Skyfall or anything, Bérénice Marlohe is just here because she’s hot.  I mean, I am guessing most of the Internet wouldn’t know who she was without Bond but man she shows up on my dash all the time.  And it’s because she has that certain something to her.  It’s a very Bond girl thing, the ability to look exotic and sexy almost without trying.  I don’t know, I don’t have words for it but she always draws my eye when I see her. Today I want to fuck Bérénice Marlohe.