Tag: Actress

I am re-watching Buffy, something that has gotten some mentions here (I think) and Faith showed up recently.  It kind of turned on a light bulb in my head when I was like, oh yeah, she’s really hot.  I don’t think I can name a time when I was like… super into Eliza Dushku.  She isn’t like that for me, no obsession, instead just a sort of pleasant, “That girl is really hot.  I would enjoy seeing her naked”.  And that’s in most everything she is in.  She showed up on the show, I immediately thought she was hotter and sexier than Buffy, and I was like, “I’d sleep with her”.  Because I’m a giver.  I don’t want anyone to put me up for sainthood or anything but… well, I’d understand if you did, I’m pretty great.  What with my willingness to go to bed with certain girls.  Anyway, that’s why she’s here, because she is attractive and sometimes ignites desire and I am watching TV.  Today I want to fuck Eliza Dushku.

It’s Monday and today I am choosing Anna Kendrick because I woke up thinking about Anna Kendrick.  I don’t know why.  I am ok with it.  I think she is pretty great.  She is wildly talented and tons of fun and funny and pretty.  Seems like plenty of good reasons to choose her to me.  So today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is Emmy Rossum.  I haven’t seen her in anything recently.   Really when I try to think of things I have seen her in the only thing that immediately jumps to mind is Mystic River.  That can’t be the only thing.  I am certain it isn’t because I have watched other stuff and gone, “oh right, Emmy Rossum”.  But it’s the one that springs to mind.  She was the focus of that movie but not in it a lot.  She did strike me as very pretty the moment I first saw her on screen though.  That has stuck with me.  She is still very pretty.  Just one of those people who always looks very pretty.  Anyway, today that is all I need, very pretty, so today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

I am a reserved person.  Emotionally I mean.  It drives me kind of nuts when people say something is great but they just mean ok, or when they talk about loving something and they just like it, or what really gets my goat is when they say someone is the funniest person they ever met and you meet the guy and he has one bad impression.  It’s like, I’m standing right here asshole, I could out funny Lewinski joke in my fucking sleep.  They always say, “I didn’t mean funniest ever, just he does this funny thing”.  Well, you said funniest ever.  “I didn’t mean that movie was great, just that i like it”.  So I am a firm believer in measured commitment to such things, give compliments to people and things as they deserve them but make them accurate.  So it is not often I say I really love something unless… I really love it.  Here are some things I love: tuna melts, well made Italian subs, snow (especially when it closes school. I don’t go to school but I still like to know someone got to stay home), and Veronica Mars.  The first season of Veronica Mars is my favorite season of TV ever.  Yesterday we found out that the Movie is coming out on 3/14/14.  I am looking forward to it.  Because I love Veronica Mars.  I also adore Kristen Bell.  She is my favorite.  Favorite is not something I use lightly either.  She is my favorite.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I found out today that Gillian Jacobs has never had any alcohol ever.  Now, I grew up in the cradle of the straight edge movement so it isn’t like I didn’t know people who abstained but… that was when we were 17, most of them had lost their hardcore edge by 25 and just didn’t drink much.  I am impressed that someone just never drinks.  Not because I can’t imagine not drinking, I don’t know off hand the last time I imbibed but.. it seems like in your early 20’s you’d give in to some sort of pressure, right?  I mean, she went to college.  But she didn’t.  I don’t know what the point of that is but the more I hear her talk and the more I learn about her the more interesting I find Gillian Jacobs.  She is a pretty girl but if I was being honest I would still say I find Alison Brie more attractive physically.  Yet Gillian is rapidly gaining on her, she shown up a lot more often in recent months and it’s because she’s just extremely charming.  She is an interesting person.  So today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

I actually don’t post Christina Hendricks very often when Mad Men isn’t on.  This is because pictures of Christina Hendricks aren’t usually enough to get my mind obsessing about her.  She is pretty but the internet is generally wrong about what her secret power is.  The internet has been way into her for some time and it’s always been about her boobs.  Or the internet thinks it’s about her boobs.  Look, I get it, it’s an easy mistake to make.  But it isn’t what actually makes her special.  What makes her special is the way she carries herself, the confidence, sensuality, and intelligence she displays on screen.  Joan Harris stands out of course.  But so did her couple of appearances on Firefly. See, charisma is something pictures don’t always convey (they do sometimes though, there is a reason some models are more popular than others).  But she has a lot of it.  She has a sensuality and just a je ne sais quoi that makes her special.  I mean, you can go google “giant breasts” and get cleavage.  Who the cleavage is attached to is what is actually interesting.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.  Even if you aren’t American and you celebrate it on the wrong day or you don’t celebrate it at all, I still want you to have a good Thanksgiving.  You will just know it better as “Thursday”.  It’s a pretty great holiday, both in theme and execution.  It’s good to sit around and think about what you’re thankful for.  It’s also nice to eat a really, really good meal with people you care about.  Also, turkey sandwiches the next day rule.  Just absolutely rule.  There are few things better than a turkey sandwich made from left overs.  I think one of those things is Kristen Bell.  She is pretty great.  I am thankful for her sense of humor, and her talent, and her charisma, and her beauty.  I am thankful for celebrity crushes which are silly and serve little purpose but are nice all the same.  I am thankful for all of you guys.  Happy Thanksgiving.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I suppose I am still thinking about Doctor Who.  I must be.  Maybe I didn’t want to leave Billie Piper out?  I have a lot of affection for Billie but rarely do I have much lust.  For a generation (or maybe even two, the idea of a Netflix Canon is so fascinating to me, and Who is on Netflix so it may well be that a lot of people are just going to start with the reboot for years to come) she was our first companion.  Not to be too cliche but everyone remembers their first.  As someone whose primary role is audience surrogate it just makes sense we would bond quickly with out character.  Even those who hate ourselves love thinking about ourselves.  It’s just human nature, we are extremely self centered creatures.  Even the most empathetic of us still see the world primarily through the lens of how it relates to us.  So if Rose is us then it makes sense we would feel a deep attachment to Rose (and thus poor Martha Jones didn’t stand a chance.  You guys were brutal.  Seriously, just brutal.  Poor girl).  So it means that Rose, and through transference Billie Piper, is someone I feel a ton of affection towards.  But not often a lot of lust.  But sometimes lust.  Usually not though.  In this case, I think she looked really good in the 50th Anniversary.  I still don’t think I felt a lot of lust but the old affection was there.  She was charming in that way that she is always charming.  I do keep thinking about her.  Sometimes that is enough.  Sometimes I post someone because they are on my mind.  It leads to days like today where I can say from the heart more than from the loins: Today I want to fuck Billie Piper. 

If you don’t like Jenna Coleman it’s probably a pretty good thing that Doctor Who isn’t on very often by American standards.  Because it seems pretty obvious if it was you’d be getting a whole lot of Jenna.  I went and saw the 50th anniversary special again because I had friends who wanted to go.  I enjoyed it again.  It occurred to me as I watched that I really like when Jenna Coleman smiles.  I mean, it’s pretty big in a movie theater so there is a lot of smile to see.  But she is so cute when she smiles.  I like it.  So she’s back here again today.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Jenna-Louise Coleman is now Jenna Coleman, which makes sense because it was a mouthful before.  I am not sure why it wasn’t always that way though if she decided to change it now.  I heard her in an interview about a year ago say that when people say Jenna-Louise Coleman she thinks she must be in trouble because only her mom calls her that and only when she had done something wrong.  Still, after spending time making sure I got it right, hyphen and all, now I am finding it hard to say goodbye to the Louise.  Goodbyes can be hard in general though.  Obviously I saw the 50th Anniversary special yesterday.  Monday I am seeing it again in theaters with a friend, in 3D.  I enjoyed it but it is definitely bittersweet.  Matt Smith is on his way out.  It feels like yesterday that we just lost David Tennant.  Of course in between we lost Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill.  Change is of course the way of the world but that doesn’t mean we always want it.  There is a sadness in a goodbye even if it’s a pleasant one.  Luckily Jenna will be staying.  I feel like she had tough shoes to fill because Amy Pond was a great companion but Jenna’s Clara is very likeable and very charming.  She also is really pretty.  Like I am surprised how pretty I find her in that I think I like her more than Karen Gillan.  Not something I would have believed once upon a time.  Either way, she is sticking around for now and I am glad.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.