I found out today that Gillian Jacobs has never had any alcohol ever.  Now, I grew up in the cradle of the straight edge movement so it isn’t like I didn’t know people who abstained but… that was when we were 17, most of them had lost their hardcore edge by 25 and just didn’t drink much.  I am impressed that someone just never drinks.  Not because I can’t imagine not drinking, I don’t know off hand the last time I imbibed but.. it seems like in your early 20’s you’d give in to some sort of pressure, right?  I mean, she went to college.  But she didn’t.  I don’t know what the point of that is but the more I hear her talk and the more I learn about her the more interesting I find Gillian Jacobs.  She is a pretty girl but if I was being honest I would still say I find Alison Brie more attractive physically.  Yet Gillian is rapidly gaining on her, she shown up a lot more often in recent months and it’s because she’s just extremely charming.  She is an interesting person.  So today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.