Tag: Gillian Jacobs

My sleep is kinda out of whack.  It has been worse but it has been better, like asleep by 8 PM, awake by 3 AM.  It could be worse, worse is when you can’t stay awake durign the day, you know, whne you’re supposed to be working.  Still, 3 AM is pretty boring and had I used my head yesterday I would have remembered yesterday that 3 AM is when new issues of Community appear online now.  Anyway, I watched this morning and the show seems to still be finding it’s footing with the whole new reality as a web series with a bunch of different cast members but there are flashes of the old show now and then.  And one of those was a bit of Britta and Annie rivalry and then I couldn’t decide who I wanted to post today, Alison Brie or Gillian Jacobs.  So I figured why decide, I want both because both are great.and so today I want to fuck Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.

Here is Gillian Jacobs cause I just watched yesterday’s Community.  The idea of internet broadcasting really destroys the urgency of watching TV the day it comes out.  It’s strange because I recorded stuff on DVR before I was watching it online but I would still usually watch it that night.  Now it is just like… not urgent in my mind.  Even if I really want to watch a show my brain no longer goes, “Oh man, Community is coming on, I better get all this paperwork done so I can watch”.  So that’s going on with me and I actually liked last nights episode a good bit, it felt like the first one so far where the show has found it’s groove with it’s new cast and stuff.  The show feels smaller and different, too.  It’s hard to explain but things change.  I mean, I am posting Gillian Jacobs instead of Allison Brie ( femalecelebrityoftheday is going to have a field day with that).  I don’t know why, she is what caught my eye so here I am, posting her, saying today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

My brain was loaded up with crazy dreams last night.  One of them even contained Cyclops, swanky dress socks, and him writing after action reports!  It was a thrill a minute.  But another one was also about Community, so good news if you miss the show, my brain is taking over and basically writing episodes and they are horrible!  My brain is the shittiest writer ever because the entire thing was unfocused and didn’t make a lot of sense. The gang was stranded in Ireland for reasons I don’t remember and they decided to wander around a mall and Britta got a job in a food court to try and pay for a way back home and eventually I think the others did?  Basically I remember Jeff became addicted to bacon dipped in chocolate, nuts, and maple syrup and kept running off to the bathroom to purge and this was supposed to be hilarious.  And I remember that Britta looked better than Annie which surprised me but I rolled with it and spent a good portion of the dream hitting on her.  And uh… that was my dream about Community.  And that is why Gillian Jacobs is here because I love that show and by extension all of them and she is pretty and looked…. good in the thing my brain made up.  It sorta makes sense I guess.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

So Community is over.  Hopefully just for this season.  After all, we’re getting so, so close to six seasons and a movie, we can’t stop now!  I enjoyed this season a great deal, it felt like a return to form.  I mean, nothing will probably ever match the show at the highest of highs but it was pretty damn good.  And you know, I have a lot of affection for the entire cast, even if cast members have sadly been dropping like flies.  Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs are great though.  Not only because they are pretty and on a show I like but as someone who has been lucky enough to hear them on podcasts and see them on shows and stuff they both are pretty funny, interesting people.  And you know, it’s been so long since I’ve posted them together and why the hell not?  Today I want to fuck Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.

I actually had a few people I wanted to post today, a bit of an internal debate.  It was tough but I guess deep down I always knew who would show up today.  Had you asked me a week ago I could have guessed.  We are so close to six seasons and a movie I can smell it.  Clearly, Community is back and I am very happy.  Clearly that meant Alison Brie or Gillian Jacobs was going to be posted (sorry Ariana Grande, Scarlett Johansson, and Amy Acker, you all fought well in the battlefield that was my libido but the deck was stacked against you).  With such a tough choice though I couldn’t really elimate either or, so I fell back on this old crutch, it isn’t the first time they showed up together.  I doubt it will be the last.   Today I want to fuck Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.

I found out today that Gillian Jacobs has never had any alcohol ever.  Now, I grew up in the cradle of the straight edge movement so it isn’t like I didn’t know people who abstained but… that was when we were 17, most of them had lost their hardcore edge by 25 and just didn’t drink much.  I am impressed that someone just never drinks.  Not because I can’t imagine not drinking, I don’t know off hand the last time I imbibed but.. it seems like in your early 20’s you’d give in to some sort of pressure, right?  I mean, she went to college.  But she didn’t.  I don’t know what the point of that is but the more I hear her talk and the more I learn about her the more interesting I find Gillian Jacobs.  She is a pretty girl but if I was being honest I would still say I find Alison Brie more attractive physically.  Yet Gillian is rapidly gaining on her, she shown up a lot more often in recent months and it’s because she’s just extremely charming.  She is an interesting person.  So today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

Man, I am so tired today.  I had one of those nights where i tried to go to sleep.  And then like 5 hours later I was still awake.  It sucked.  So I am like… not even close to 100% today.  I am posting Gillian Jacobs because I woke up and she’s on my mind.  I am not sure why.  I don’t think I am going to do her justice today because basically I can say, “Hey, she’s pretty and she’s on a show I love”.  She just seems pretty cool.  Today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

Some days I just have someone stuck in my mind and I can’t stop thinking about them.  Like they won’t budge loose.  Confusingly, I often have no reason I can think of for them to be there.  Nothing against Gillian Jacobs but I haven’t seen her lately.  Community hasn’t started back up.  I am on record saying I like Alison Brie more.  So why did Gillian Jacobs pop into my head at some point yesterday and not go away?  I have no idea but I keep thinking about her.  And she is pretty.  And talented.  And very compelling when I hear her talk.  So I am not complaining.  I just feel like I should understand.  But I don’t   All I know is today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

Gillian Jacobs has shown up here before but never by herself.  That seems like an oversight but also appropriate because I feel like her comedic abilities are often overlooked.  Obviously I know her from Community and she is not the break out character or star or whatever.  No one talks about Britta as much as Troy and Abed or makes gifs of her boobs like Alison Brie.  But she is really funny, consistently so, and as a character who would frankly be unlikeable in a lot of other actresses hands.  So I guess that’s why I have overlooked her before, she tends to be overlooked.  She shouldn’t be, she is great and she is pretty and today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.