My brain was loaded up with crazy dreams last night. One of them even contained Cyclops, swanky dress socks, and him writing after action reports! It was a thrill a minute. But another one was also about Community, so good news if you miss the show, my brain is taking over and basically writing episodes and they are horrible! My brain is the shittiest writer ever because the entire thing was unfocused and didn’t make a lot of sense. The gang was stranded in Ireland for reasons I don’t remember and they decided to wander around a mall and Britta got a job in a food court to try and pay for a way back home and eventually I think the others did? Basically I remember Jeff became addicted to bacon dipped in chocolate, nuts, and maple syrup and kept running off to the bathroom to purge and this was supposed to be hilarious. And I remember that Britta looked better than Annie which surprised me but I rolled with it and spent a good portion of the dream hitting on her. And uh… that was my dream about Community. And that is why Gillian Jacobs is here because I love that show and by extension all of them and she is pretty and looked…. good in the thing my brain made up. It sorta makes sense I guess. Anyway, today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.
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