I watched this movie last night called Stage Fright.  It was a musical horror movie about a guy killing stage actors at a camp for theater kids.  I guess pretty typical slasher stuff except for the singing part.  Anyway, sometimes I watch one of these movies and someone stands out (usually a girl because honestly as exploitative as horror movies are, mens’ roles typically have nothing to them, if someone is going to stand out 9 times out of 10 it’s the final girl).  This time that person was Allie MacDonald.  I have seen her before it turns out in the House at the End of the Street but I guess Jennifer Lawrence got my attention there.   I don’t know, all I remember about that movie was it was horrible.  This time Allie’s competition was Minnie Driver and Meatloaf, so… I noticed her.  She actually made me think a lot of Mary Elizabeth Winstead who I first discovered in Final Destination 3.  I am not sure if that is based on acting ability though or based on the fact that they both had bangs, wide eyes, and were the final girl in a mediocre horror movie.  I do know there was something about her I found very attractive though.  And she can sing, too, her voice was quite nice.  And you know… she’s really pretty.  So today I want to fuck Allie MacDonald.

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