Candice Swanepoel just has not shown up a ton in recent months. This despite her being in the news for both like… I dunno, coming first in some sort of hotness vote, which I always love because taste is the least democratic thing ever and my friend lunoboom informing me that she would “not be gross to make out with”. So you guys heard it here first (unless you follow her, then you heard it there first) it would not be gross to make out with Candice Swanepoel. That’s the sort of hard hitting investigative journalism you come here for I am sure. Anyway, I put up pictures of her in her underwear today not because I have any sort of thing for underwear but because I found a picture I liked and decided to go with a theme. And it is really easy to find pictures of her in her underwear. Never let it be said that I am not willing to put in minimal effort for you guys. There you have it, Candice Swanepoel, hotness of the people, not gross to make out with, she wears underwear. That’s why today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
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