Tag: Actress

I actually had a few people I wanted to post today, a bit of an internal debate.  It was tough but I guess deep down I always knew who would show up today.  Had you asked me a week ago I could have guessed.  We are so close to six seasons and a movie I can smell it.  Clearly, Community is back and I am very happy.  Clearly that meant Alison Brie or Gillian Jacobs was going to be posted (sorry Ariana Grande, Scarlett Johansson, and Amy Acker, you all fought well in the battlefield that was my libido but the deck was stacked against you).  With such a tough choice though I couldn’t really elimate either or, so I fell back on this old crutch, it isn’t the first time they showed up together.  I doubt it will be the last.   Today I want to fuck Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.

I have not actually seen American Hustle yet, though I would like to.  I look forward to it.  This is just because… both Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence look so damn good in the promos.  Both of them.  It’s so strange because frankly the 70’s was not the best time in my mind for women’s fashion.  Outside of Lynda Carter I can’t really think of any 70’s obsession.  But that’s the trick with any sort of period dress and Hollywood, isn’t it?  They evoke the era but fill it with enough modern sensibilities to make it seem attractive, not silly. Either way they both look amazing.  To the point that I keep thinking about it even though I haven’t seen the movie.  So here I am giving in.  Today I want to fuck Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence.

For some reason it did not occur to me that obviously the pick today was going to be Jenna Coleman.  It should have been obvious, Christmas Special, high emotions, obviously it would be her.  Tonight the Doctor told us everything changes, always.  Everyone changes.  The important part is to remember who we were before as we move forward.  Pretty theory but the change in who the Doctor is always leaves me melloncollie.  I am not a fan of things I love ending because… it’s sad.  It’s probably how I am structured, I know in my very heart that I am the type of person who sees history stopping, who dwells on the no more.  Other people, probably happier people, see only the opportunity for new things.  Every ending is a new beginning.  You can focus on the beginning or the ending of that.  I am a focus on the ending kind of person.  What does all this have to do with Jenna Coleman?  I am sure I could come up with something clever about the end of Jenna-Louise Coleman and the beginning of Jenna Coleman but it would just be me making shit up.  The truth is not much but I am glad she is sticking around, she is very pretty an just a comforting presence on the screen.  And I am a big baby, I could use a little comfort I guess.  So it’s great she’s around.  She is great.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

So I was talking with a friend (like right this minute) about stuff and Christina Hendricks came up.  And it lead to all sorts of conversations but now I have Christina Hendricks on the brain.  Can’t get her out of there.  She does that sometimes.  Anyway, she is gorgeous but just has an innate sexiness about her.  I like her.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

So my Christmas themed horror movie run has brought me up to the original Black Christmas and here I am posting as a result of it.  Just like I did with the remake.  Maybe there is some formula there that appeals to me and I don’t even realize it.  For those who are curious I placed our 12 movies in order of worst to best (based on the scientific ranking of how good I remember them being). Which is why this is here later.  Anyway, I really didn’t expect this to cause any sort of posting because I really just remembered Magot Kidder being in it.  I have nothing against Lois Lane and all, just didn’t think I’d post her.  And I was right.  I forgot Juliet was in it.  See, if you watched Romeo and Juliet because you didn’t read the play (or because you are a nerd and loved reading it so much you wanted to see the movie like I did) this is likely who you saw as Juliet.  Or you just read sparknotes.  We ddin’t have that out in my day.  We had cliff notes but… well, anyway, she has a very, very pretty face.  I remember finding her very attractive as Juliet.  I thought maybe it was because there was boob and I was like 14 and boobs will do that to 14 year olds.  But I was wrong, as an adult i realize it’s because she’s British and everyone knows that’s my thing now.  Also because she i just really very pretty.  I think she has a gorgeous face.   And I always have a weakness for the final girl.  So today I want to fuck Olivia Hussey.

If you were to ask me who I was most attracted to of all the Buffyverse types it would… well it would probably be one of two people.  Maybe three.  Typically dictated by what I had seen most recently.  But that means whole series done, which is the state I usually am at, the answer is usually going to be Emma Caulfield, which I think puts my significantly outside the norm.  Not that people talk about her being ugly or anything it’s just that is she has legions of people who think she was the hottest on Buffy they are a silent legion.  But I always found her attractive.  The most attractive.  I am not entirely sure why.  There is something to be said for Anya herself.  From an analytical perspective arguments have been made she was the only truly sexually liberated female on the show, in that she was never punished for transgressing the allowed role of female sexuality.  That’s a whole thing though and I would argue it is not entirely true.  But also, things got bleak late in the show, a lot of angst and stuff and it made Anya one of the few bright spots, if she was in a scene it was usually a lot more fun.  Of course, I specifically watched a movie called Timer just because Emma Caulfield was in it and that had nothing to do with Anya, so maybe I just find her really pretty and she has that thing that appeals to me.  Who knows.  I don’t.  I just know that today I want to fuck Emma Caulfield.

I honestly thought i had posted Stana Katic before.  Not that like I am her number one super fan or anything but I am pretty surprised I haven’t because I do like her.  I think she’s pretty.  I used to watch Castle, I thought she was pretty on that.  I mean, she kind of does the Mariska Hargitay thing almost ever female in a police procedural seems to do but there was something interesting about her look.  She’s just kind of sexy.  But… I guess she’s never shown up  Well, I am correcting that today because today I want to fuck Stana Katic.

Blake Lively is pretty.  Blake Lively hasn’t shown up here in a long time.  Yet  she was almost my pick many times this month.  I don’t know why, she just keeps showing up on my dash.  I don’t really have anything more interesting to say about her though.  She’s pretty and today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I am not entirely sure this is true but I feel like it is and who needs facts when you have feelings, I think I was in the minority when Lost started and I identified Emilie de Ravin as the hot one on the show.  That feels odd to me because she was so obviously the hot one.  It isn’t like there were a ton of girls to choose from were there?  Maybe I am forgetting someone.  Anyway, I thought she was the hot one but the flood of pictures and acclaim didn’t follow and that was a million years ago now.  Speaking of a million years ago I once upon a time saw a terrible horror movie called Santa’s Slay with a pretty blonde girl who had an inconsistent American Accent.  I watched it again because of course I am watching Christmas themed horror movies right now and wouldn’t you know it, that pretty blonde girl was Emilie de Ravin, who is Australian so the whole accent thing makes a lot of sense now.  Anyway, it reminded me that there was a time when I was pretty into her and that she is pretty and so today I want to fuck Emilie de Ravin.

The original Black Christmas is rightly considered a classic.  It was a slasher before there were slashers, it was competently acted and was directed by Bob Clark, the guy who also directed A Christmas Story.  It is pretty good and felt like such a find when I first discovered it back in the days before the internet made everything easy to find.  The remake that came out like a long time ago now was a disaster.  It was just not a good movie and I was so excited because I love the movie and because a few girls I really like were going to be in it.  Well, because I hate myself a friend and I rewatched it last night.  It’s still horrible but it is the absolute cause of today’s pick.  See, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Katie Cassidy rank among my top “obscure” celebrities.  Such thing is so hard to judge, especially on the internet where there is often a disproportionate amount of attention compared to what the public at large thinks.  Still, I think even if I started listing things they were in most normal people still wouldn’t know who I was talking about.  And the real point is my passion for them has always been disproportionate compared to how often they show up.  It is not easy finding new pictures of them regularly because people aren’t taking them.  Of course, I guess maybe Michelle Trachtenberg has slipped into that category as well, she doesn’t show up a ton anymore either.  Still, she was close enough to being a name that I bet most people would know who she was if I muttered something about Buffy or Eurotrip or something.  Anyway, the only thing that the remake improved upon over the original was hotness.  It was a very, very attractive cast. Which some would say is often the problem with most remakes, they are flashier, prettier, and slicker but they tend to lack heart.  I don’t hate remakes but this one was so bad.  These girls though… so hot.  I kind of knew that Katie Cassidy or Mary Elizabeth Winstead would be today’s pick but then I couldn’t decide.  And then Michelle Trachtenberg kept sneaking into my thoughts as well and I just knew that I should give up and be greedy.  Today I want to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Katie Cassidy.