Tag: Actress

So it snowed here and that was pretty great because I love the snow but my town shuts down for the snow.  Sorta.  Like… white collar jobs close.  Schools close.  Bars and retail stay open.  But anyway, it snowed and I love the snow so I went out in it and i enjoyed it and then after I got tired of being the only person outside and got tired of honestly sad bars I realized I can walk to the movies and decided to check that out.  I don’t usually like going to the movies alone but this was more adventure than lonely movie watching so I went.  I was the only one in the theater.  A showing for one.  it was basically like watching in m living room alone except it was a really big screen and the popcorn was better.  So I saw American Hustle because… there are so many movies out I want to see and this one was what was showing late enough that getting there so late was ok.  So I watched it.  I dug it.  It was a lot of fun.  Thing is, I made this same selection based off commercials, gifs, screencaps, et al last month, so it was almost a given this would be going up today.  I love Amy Adams.  Amy Adams is amazing and she was so good in this.  I remember when Amy Adams was not famous, she was just the hot redhead who Jim dated until the booze cruise, then she was in that live action Disney movie I really dug and then… then everyone figured out she was awesome.  I am not claiming I was ahead of the curve, I just can’t remember a time I didn’t know she was great because she’s that great.  Also she is so hot looking.  It’s a little strange, I don’t think 70’s fashion did any women favors and I don’t think many women end up looking good in actual movies from the 70’s.  So why does she look so good in a 70’s period piece?  I have no idea.  Same goes for Jennifer Lawrence, who I also adore but not as much as Amy Adams.  Despite the fact that she shows up way more.  That’s just the difference between being in Hunger Games and being a National Treasure.  There are more pictures, you pop up more, you incite casual lust more often. But anyway, they are great and they are tangled together in my mind.  I mean… not like that, that sound dirty.  Ok, well like that now that I went down that rabbit hole, I just meant this movie makes me want both and I really can’t choose so I cheat and take the easy way out.  And also not my mind is just running away with the whole thing where today I want to fuck Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence.

As discussed previously I was doing a Buffy rewatch which of course became a Buffy and Angel rewatch along the way and now I am doing an Angel rewatch because Buffy is totally done and that is sad.  Even sadder is that I know what is rapidly approaching in Angel.  When Amy Acker first showed up I was completely ready to post her and talk about how great Fred was but sometimes you’re watching a show at 6 PM, have already posted that day and by the time the next day rolls around whatever was going on then feels like a million years ago.  Especially if you’re watching a tv show episode after episode, so much time passes there that it feels so long ago.  So… I do love Fred, she is a character kind of designed to make you care for her and it works.  And I love Amy Acker because she is charming and talented and did you know I posted her before?  Back when Cabin in the Woods came out, so about a year ago.  Anyway, I know what’s coming.  It’s sad.  But I do love Fred.  And I think Amy Acker is great so today I want to fuck Amy Acker.

The first time I posted Anna Kendrick I wondered aloud if she was sexy or not.  She was undeniably attractive but was she sexy?  Sometimes I still wonder that.  Then some days, like say today, I realize I am a moron because of course she is.  I wasn’t think of her at all but she appeared in this hot pink gown and oh my god and then bam, next thing I know I am typing words right here.  Almost like I blacked out and in a fugue state had selected pictures of Anna Kendrick.  Weird.  Thing is, she is so pretty and so talented.  Seriously, she can act, she can sing, she is so damn funny (so damn funny, funny enough that her twitter account alone could get her here) that I think it almost blots out the sexiness.  Or maybe it’s the whole Madonna/Whore thing that plagues Western Civilization.  She is so charming, so talented that she seems like crush material or who you take home to mom or whatever and it feels wrong to think of her as sexy, too.  Or maybe I’m just a moron.  That was my first theory and well, Occum’s razor and all.   Anyway, she is great and today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I know I posted Ariana Grande just like a week ago… or two weeks ago now, man the new year is going fast… but here she is again.  Because she’s cute.  And she’s hot.  And… I don’t think I need another reason than that.  I find her attractive and it’s as simple as that so today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

The other day when I chose Kat Dennings I mentioned her only real competition was Nina Dobrev.  This is because with preawards parties, actual awards shows, and all the hullabaloo surrounding it she has had a lot of red carpet appearances this week.  If Nina Dobrev is good at one thing (she is actually good at more than one thing, don’t want anyone to think otherwise) it is looking amazing on the red carpet.  I mean, she in general is someone who has the certain look that can best be described as beautiful, though that is not fully descriptive.  She looks effortlessly so.  But something special happens on the red carpet, she dresses well, her hair is done well, everything.  There are some people who always look uncomfortable and you wonder why someone didn’t tell them their dress is bad or their make up is bad or whatever.  Not her problem.  She looks like she was born to be there.  It’s amazing.  She looks amazing.  Anyway, that is why today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

I am always slightly disappointed when I am trying to find pictures of Alison Brie because they never measure up to how good she looks on my TV.  Some people are like that, they just look better in motion.  I guess that would in part explain why the internet is obsessed with making gifs of her and has been for like 4 years.  Or maybe I am just being silly because she looks pretty good in all the pictures I chose today.  I am not sure, all I know is there is something in her that has always clicked for me, even in Mad Men before I knew who she was I was just like, that girl is hot.  And like, the more I know about her the hotter she seems.  Anyway, I watched this weeks Community and she looked so good in it so today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

The People’s Choice Awards were last night and if you follow this blog or know me you’ll know I love awards season.  For lots of reasons.  I actually really enjoy the self congratulatory spectacle that is the Golden Globes and the Oscars (I enjoy less the self important whining from humorless rich people that their ceremony to talk about how great they all are was ruined by a mean man on stage who lightly made a joke about them).  I also enjoy declaring someone the winner of each such events.  I am, of course, the definitive blog for finding out who I thought won each Awards Ceremony.  In this case it was really a two person race and Nina Dobrev lost out.  Just barely.  Honestly no one else was close.  I guess more pictures could appear later but really Kat stole the show.  Of course, Kat Dennings wore more outfits, it kind of helps.  Anyway, she looked great in blue and she looked great in black and red and she just kind of looked great.  I approve.  I liked her outfits a lot.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

So it turns out that Alexandra Daddario looks mighty good naked.  If you don’t know what I am talking about you can search the tag, I am positive you will see.  The wonders of the internet and all.  Last time I posted her I mentioned that I had seen her in a handful of horror movies and was taken with her eyes.  She looked familiar but it wasn’t until I started looking for pictures of her that I discovered she was way better known for other stuff.  Call me out of the loop I guess. It wasn’t until after I posted her and want on about her eyes someone pointed out her chest.  It was like I hadn’t bothered to look down.  Then it was like, oh, right, yeah, that’s pretty nice, too.  But really her eyes are just lovely, light eyes and dark hair is always such a striking combo.  Also she looks good naked.  That’s nice.  Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

I was going to start this by saying I don’t think I have ever had a sexual thought about Demi Lovato before but then I realized I guess I have.  I remembered some time ago and the discussion came up about the whole Disney type starlets at the time and I don’t really remember it other than me saying that if any of them were attractive it was probably Demi Lovato, she was the only one I thought was good looking.  I don’t know why her name popped up, I know next to nothing about her and I don’t know why her name popped into my head but it did.  I remembered it because then like almost immediately after she entered rehab and I got teased because I have long history of finding famous people attractive right before they go to rehab.  This is of course, God Punishing these foul harlots for tempting me.  Which brings me to my real point, I have some Good News to tell all of you… I am joking of course, though to me it would be hilarious if this blog was a 21 month long con before becoming hard line born again evangelical.  But I think it’s one of those jokes only I have funny.  Anyway, something we will vaguely call… circumstances, brought Demi Lovato to mind again last night and so… here she is.  I bet a lot of you have way better reasons for why she is great than I do, I know next to nothing about her but I think anyone dealing with recovery is pretty awesome and strong so we’ll go with that?  Oh and she is pretty, that’s the real reason she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

Here is a bunch of Ariana Grande pics cause… well cause I picked her today but you know, for other reasons I could say because I kind of just threw a few together.  I am sleeping my new year away, guys.  My cold is mostly gone (I know you have been horribly concerned and waiting for an update) but I am still tired so I have been sleeping a lot.  Anyway, it has made me crazy sloppy as I am just not paying great attention to stuff.  So this morning I was like, Ariana Grande, yeah, I’m picking here.  Because she keeps popping into my head.  But rather than my normal picture effort I kind of just grabbed some and was like, eh, good enough, I’m tired.  So here is today’s half assed effort, enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.