I am not entirely sure this is true but I feel like it is and who needs facts when you have feelings, I think I was in the minority when Lost started and I identified Emilie de Ravin as the hot one on the show.  That feels odd to me because she was so obviously the hot one.  It isn’t like there were a ton of girls to choose from were there?  Maybe I am forgetting someone.  Anyway, I thought she was the hot one but the flood of pictures and acclaim didn’t follow and that was a million years ago now.  Speaking of a million years ago I once upon a time saw a terrible horror movie called Santa’s Slay with a pretty blonde girl who had an inconsistent American Accent.  I watched it again because of course I am watching Christmas themed horror movies right now and wouldn’t you know it, that pretty blonde girl was Emilie de Ravin, who is Australian so the whole accent thing makes a lot of sense now.  Anyway, it reminded me that there was a time when I was pretty into her and that she is pretty and so today I want to fuck Emilie de Ravin.

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