The original Black Christmas is rightly considered a classic.  It was a slasher before there were slashers, it was competently acted and was directed by Bob Clark, the guy who also directed A Christmas Story.  It is pretty good and felt like such a find when I first discovered it back in the days before the internet made everything easy to find.  The remake that came out like a long time ago now was a disaster.  It was just not a good movie and I was so excited because I love the movie and because a few girls I really like were going to be in it.  Well, because I hate myself a friend and I rewatched it last night.  It’s still horrible but it is the absolute cause of today’s pick.  See, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Katie Cassidy rank among my top “obscure” celebrities.  Such thing is so hard to judge, especially on the internet where there is often a disproportionate amount of attention compared to what the public at large thinks.  Still, I think even if I started listing things they were in most normal people still wouldn’t know who I was talking about.  And the real point is my passion for them has always been disproportionate compared to how often they show up.  It is not easy finding new pictures of them regularly because people aren’t taking them.  Of course, I guess maybe Michelle Trachtenberg has slipped into that category as well, she doesn’t show up a ton anymore either.  Still, she was close enough to being a name that I bet most people would know who she was if I muttered something about Buffy or Eurotrip or something.  Anyway, the only thing that the remake improved upon over the original was hotness.  It was a very, very attractive cast. Which some would say is often the problem with most remakes, they are flashier, prettier, and slicker but they tend to lack heart.  I don’t hate remakes but this one was so bad.  These girls though… so hot.  I kind of knew that Katie Cassidy or Mary Elizabeth Winstead would be today’s pick but then I couldn’t decide.  And then Michelle Trachtenberg kept sneaking into my thoughts as well and I just knew that I should give up and be greedy.  Today I want to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Katie Cassidy.