Tag: Katie Cassidy

So I was watching this week’s BrainDead, which you’d think would lead to a Mary Elizabeth Winstead post.  I thought it would.  Until it turns out the Partridge Family’s “I Think I Love You” ended up playing a pivotal role in the show.  Like, it helped save the day.  And I was immediately singing along and thinking of Katie Cassidy because lord knows I need to keep writing stuff like this so her lawyers have plenty of things to site one day.  But I can’t help it, I see her and I hear the song.  I hear the song and I think of her.  And I really want to try and explain that you know, it’s cause her dad sings the song but as I type that that doesn’t sound any more normal.  Like not at all.  This is not something that would put someone’s mind at ease at all.  Like, if I somehow entered an elevator and she was there the song would just come out and I would probably get to the second line before the mace hit.  And that would be fair, even as I tried to explain I was thinking about her and her dad.  So fingers crossed I never end up in an elevator with her I guess?  Today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.

Katie Cassidy is probably the only celebrity that my brain has a theme song to.  Like I see her and it starts playing in my head.  I may have mentioned this before.  It’s the Partridge Family’s “I Think I Love You” which will of course be what they write on the restraining order.  It’s not really my fault, her dad is the one singing the song and that’s how my brain works.  Not that I think that explanation makes it any more normal or less bizarre.  I have labeled Katie Cassidy one of my obscure crushes here before but I am not sure that really applies much now that Arrow is popular but either way I doubt what she is looking for is someone to lean in and softly whisper in her ear, “You look so lovely tonight.  You make me think of your dad”.  Anyway, she is lovely and I adore her and so today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.

The original Black Christmas is rightly considered a classic.  It was a slasher before there were slashers, it was competently acted and was directed by Bob Clark, the guy who also directed A Christmas Story.  It is pretty good and felt like such a find when I first discovered it back in the days before the internet made everything easy to find.  The remake that came out like a long time ago now was a disaster.  It was just not a good movie and I was so excited because I love the movie and because a few girls I really like were going to be in it.  Well, because I hate myself a friend and I rewatched it last night.  It’s still horrible but it is the absolute cause of today’s pick.  See, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Katie Cassidy rank among my top “obscure” celebrities.  Such thing is so hard to judge, especially on the internet where there is often a disproportionate amount of attention compared to what the public at large thinks.  Still, I think even if I started listing things they were in most normal people still wouldn’t know who I was talking about.  And the real point is my passion for them has always been disproportionate compared to how often they show up.  It is not easy finding new pictures of them regularly because people aren’t taking them.  Of course, I guess maybe Michelle Trachtenberg has slipped into that category as well, she doesn’t show up a ton anymore either.  Still, she was close enough to being a name that I bet most people would know who she was if I muttered something about Buffy or Eurotrip or something.  Anyway, the only thing that the remake improved upon over the original was hotness.  It was a very, very attractive cast. Which some would say is often the problem with most remakes, they are flashier, prettier, and slicker but they tend to lack heart.  I don’t hate remakes but this one was so bad.  These girls though… so hot.  I kind of knew that Katie Cassidy or Mary Elizabeth Winstead would be today’s pick but then I couldn’t decide.  And then Michelle Trachtenberg kept sneaking into my thoughts as well and I just knew that I should give up and be greedy.  Today I want to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Katie Cassidy.

I think I find Katie Cassidy more attractive than most people do.  I am not claiming some sort of uniqueness in finding her attractive, I am pretty sure a major qualification of being on a CW show is, “are you prettier than a person has any right to be”.  It seems to be how they cast.  That said when it comes to like… more obscure… I don’t know what the word is, celebrities I never hear anyone talk about?  Whatever, her level of celebrity she is one of my favorites.  When she shows up in something I watch I always go on about how hot she is and most people just kind of shrug and agree but you can tell they aren’t as wowed as I am.  Look, it probably doesn’t help that one of her dad’s song starts playing in my head, too, how many girls get a sound track to their life?  (Well, in my case I often hear the La’s “There She Goes” for another certain blonde).  Anyway, I don’t know why she rarely shows up except she’s that level of celebrity.  I mean she has a show now but her face isn’t exactly plastered everywhere, so I just don’t see her that often.  But I really like her and today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.

So I am rewatching Supernatural, which I am like 99% sure is what introduced me to Katie Cassidy.  I don’t think I saw her in anything before that, if I did it was Supernatural that did it for me.  She walked out and was a demon killing bad ass and I was immediately sold.  Look, it doesn’t always take a lot.  It helped she’s ridiculously hot, enough so that everything I see her in I go, “Oh god, she’s so hot”.  Out loud usually.  Not everyone agrees and we have disagreed on levels of hotness but I am right.  It’s a fact.  Other Katie Cassidy facts?  Her dad is David Cassidy, I like her butt, especially when she was on Gossip Girl, she apparently hits my sweet spot in multiple ways as she is blonde (more than half my choices have been) and she is named Katherine (Apparently I am really attracted to this name as she’s one of 5 I have blogged, I seem to be very attracted to Katherines) and final fact: today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.

It’s hard to say what Katie Cassidy is best known for but I am tempted to say it is being David Cassidy’s daughter.  Which is silly because he’s a teen idol from before I was born and yet that had to be her entrance into the world of fame.  She has acted in a lot of things though as sort of a guest star heavy weight who can show up and really spice a show up for a season.  I loved her in Supernatural, she was sexy and badass.  In Gossip Girl she was so pretty.  And you know what?  I’m the one person who liked Harper’s Island.  She is… she feels like the kind of blonde I think I like best.  Pretty hair, athletic and tan, not the overwhelming overinflated plastic Barbie Doll but instead the naturally beautiful blonde.  Or maybe I am talking out my ass, who knows.  What I do know is that today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.