So I was watching this week’s BrainDead, which you’d think would lead to a Mary Elizabeth Winstead post. I thought it would. Until it turns out the Partridge Family’s “I Think I Love You” ended up playing a pivotal role in the show. Like, it helped save the day. And I was immediately singing along and thinking of Katie Cassidy because lord knows I need to keep writing stuff like this so her lawyers have plenty of things to site one day. But I can’t help it, I see her and I hear the song. I hear the song and I think of her. And I really want to try and explain that you know, it’s cause her dad sings the song but as I type that that doesn’t sound any more normal. Like not at all. This is not something that would put someone’s mind at ease at all. Like, if I somehow entered an elevator and she was there the song would just come out and I would probably get to the second line before the mace hit. And that would be fair, even as I tried to explain I was thinking about her and her dad. So fingers crossed I never end up in an elevator with her I guess? Today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.
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