Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Even if you aren’t American and you celebrate it on the wrong day or you don’t celebrate it at all, I still want you to have a good Thanksgiving. You will just know it better as “Thursday”. It’s a pretty great holiday, both in theme and execution. It’s good to sit around and think about what you’re thankful for. It’s also nice to eat a really, really good meal with people you care about. Also, turkey sandwiches the next day rule. Just absolutely rule. There are few things better than a turkey sandwich made from left overs. I think one of those things is Kristen Bell. She is pretty great. I am thankful for her sense of humor, and her talent, and her charisma, and her beauty. I am thankful for celebrity crushes which are silly and serve little purpose but are nice all the same. I am thankful for all of you guys. Happy Thanksgiving. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
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