Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.  Even if you aren’t American and you celebrate it on the wrong day or you don’t celebrate it at all, I still want you to have a good Thanksgiving.  You will just know it better as “Thursday”.  It’s a pretty great holiday, both in theme and execution.  It’s good to sit around and think about what you’re thankful for.  It’s also nice to eat a really, really good meal with people you care about.  Also, turkey sandwiches the next day rule.  Just absolutely rule.  There are few things better than a turkey sandwich made from left overs.  I think one of those things is Kristen Bell.  She is pretty great.  I am thankful for her sense of humor, and her talent, and her charisma, and her beauty.  I am thankful for celebrity crushes which are silly and serve little purpose but are nice all the same.  I am thankful for all of you guys.  Happy Thanksgiving.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

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