I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.  Mine was pretty good and I just got home loaded down with leftovers.  I dig leftovers.  I always have.   If I liked something the first time I don’t know why I wouldn’t the second time.  Turkey sandwiches are flat out amazing and the idea of having a turkey sandwich whenever the hell I want for the rest of the weekend?  That is freedom, people.  That’s why George Washington crossed the Delaware and punched King George in the nuts, so that I could do whatever the fuck I wanted.  And I am thankful for that. I don’t understand people who don’t like leftovers.  They moan about it and I think it must be some out dated left over from an era where women were meant to cook and clean and nothing else, so leftovers were some sort of indicator in the failing of your wife.  So of course you were supposed to complain about it before sitting down in your easy chair, pulling out your pipe and sighing contently that your neighborhood stayed “white” out later.  What I am basically saying is if you don’t like leftovers you’re probably a sexist and a racist.  Also a homophobe but I couldn’t work that in gracefully.  If I loved something yesterday I will love it tomorrow.  I bring this up because I used to get a lot of complaints about posting the same people a lot.  To be more specific people thought I posted Katy Perry too much.  Now, I get that eventually tastes change or you move on but if she was hot yesterday she’s probably hot today.  No, she is definitely hot today.  I mean look.  Anyway, those people don’t complain anymore.  Maybe they stopped following me.  Maybe they pulled their heads out of their asses and looked at how hot she is.  My point is I was right, they were wrong, and I believe in America.  And Freedom.  And Turkey.  And today I want to fuck Katy Perry.