Tag: Katy Perry

I always feel like I should almost apologize whenever I post the same person twice in a short time period.  Which is dumb because the blog is called what it’s called and time is a matter of human perception and besides, it just means I am not flighty and inconsistent.  Also, oh no, the same beautiful celebrity in a short time frame.  You guys going to be ok?  But I still feel bad, like my libido isn’t being creative enough.  Also, recently this blog has looked like it did when I started it, the same people are popping back up.  I guess everything is cyclical. Anyway, it’s not my fault that the Brits were last night and Katy Perry looked the best.  Look, there wasn’t really a ton of competition really, it wasn’t the best red carpet.  I mean, I try not to be too judgey because not everyone can pull off the same casual elegance of sitting around in their underwear on the Internet like I do but Katy Perry even looked better at the after party than a lot of people did at the event.  Disappointing I guess but I did quite like the colors and cut of her jacket and dress.  She looked good and this is always a good thing.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is in London and has been doing some Fashion Week stuff and I sent a message last night to a friend saying that blue and brown is not usually a combination I think of as looking good or almost ever working but somehow it worked for Katy Perry yesterday.  I really thought she looked quite good.  Then again, there was probably a point in my life when I wouldn’t have thought a latex dress that was half stars and stripes and half union jack would have worked for me either but that did when she wore that like 8 years ago.  Also, I am kind of digging the blonde this time.  I feel bad when someone’s natural hair color doesn’t work for me but last time Katy let the blonde part out it didn’t click for me at all.  Maybe it’s the shade or the shorter cut but whatever it is this time I am really liking it.  It looks great.  I am sure this is all a huge relief to her since no doubt all anyone cares about is what some random creepy blogger thinks of their outfits and hair.  Well I am giving it the thumbs up because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Katy Perry was at the premier of Office Christmas Party and she looked amazing.  It’s the black gown with the polka dot hose and… it was perfect.  I think it looks great.  It honestly isn’t hard to get me to think Katy Perry looks great, she just has to show up but what she wore was so perfectly for me I knew when I saw it that I was posting her today.  Because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So Katy Perry was at the Snowflake Ball last night.  I think.  Maybe it’s a Gala?  I know it’s a UNICEF thing.  It’s not important.  I thought she looked nice and honestly I don’t get to post Katy Perry very often anymore because… she doesn’t show up at stuff.  Like there is no other explanation, she is just at fewer events and doing fewer photoshoots and I am a slave to the moment. If this blog has taught me anything it’s that I am attracted to whomever our corporate overloads tell me to be attracted to right now.  But I am still very attracted to Katy Perry, I just think of it less often.  But here she is because she’s hot. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

A lot of competition for who would be posted today, apparently last night was pretty big.  Who knew.  Anyway, in the end it came down to Taylor Swift and Katy Perry and gosh, I sure hope it doesn’t add fuel to the fire of whatever stupid bullshit feud is out there but Katy Perry won.  She does that sometimes.  Like, she doesn’t show up here all that often anymore (though I feel like that’s as much her fault as me, the world isn’t as inundated with new pictures of Katy Perry as it was 3 years ago) but she still has this power over me.  Where I might think I am going to post someone else but when I see Katy… it’s over.  I can’t get her out of my mind that day.  She’s just very, very attractive.  And there is something extra about her, something that appeals to me in a special way.  There are a few people out there like that.  Anyway, she was at the Country Music Awards, well one of them, there are like 5 different major country music awards, and I don’t know why.  I mean probably because she’s famous. It seems a little strange that she’d be there instead of the other more pop centric awards show but who knows.  It gave her an excuse to dress like a neon Dolly Parton, so that was fun.  I thought she looked good.  I really like fuzzy sweaters.  I don’t know why and I don’t want to dig too deep because I seem to remember a babysitter wearing one and… better not to pull that thread.  Anyway, here is Katy Perry because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Man, so the Golden Globes were last night and it was almost too much.  Not the show, though I did enjoy it because I love Ricky Gervais and I haven’t yet Googled if anyone is crying about his performance but as always I wouldn’t understand why.  I mean all the outfits were almost too much because there were sooooo many people I could post today.  So many people looked good.  Lots of people.  And I have waffled back and forth but I am going with my first instinct and choosing Katy Perry.  When I saw her dress last night I was blown away and was sure I’d post her.  There were other good dresses.  Honestly, if I had watched the red carpet stuff Katy would have been posted last night.  But I didn’t because I was watching football.  I contain multitudes so yes I was torn between football and the red carpet stuff leading up to the Golden Globes.  Anyway, Katy looked fantastic.  I am going very off the cuff here but I will say the best she has looked in a very long time.  Because I can’t remember any time recently that she stood out.  I could be forgetting something though.  I do that.  My point is last night she looked amazing.  More amazing than the other people who looked amazing.  So today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I realize I am behind the curve a little bit here but I just basically saw Katy perry in her ad for her new flagrance.  I am willing to admit that I am getting older and I just don’t keep up on perfume news like I once did.  You know, adulthood, you get busy, you have responsibilities and limited time so you just can’t spend all your time finding out what celebrity is releasing what fragrance when. I mean, I am joking, I am behind the curve but it’s a little odd to me, celebrity fragrances.  When I was young it wasn’t really a thing.  unless you’re Elizabeth Taylor you tended to get mocked if you were a celebrity selling smells.  I remember Michael Jordan getting mocked for his cologne and that guy was the Michael Jordan of Basketball, so if anyone could make basketball themed cologne it was him.  Appare3ntly now it’s almost a requirement (seriously, with the music industry cratering it’s a major revenue stream).  It’s very big money and if you want to be a player its a thing you have to do.  I am going to go ahead and say I don’t get it.  Like… if I imagine Katy Perry and her boobs shooting fireworks out of them a lot of things come to mind.  I mean… her boobs first but also the idea that the fireworks seem like overkill, everyone was already obsessed with your breasts.  You didn’t need fireworks.  Or whipped cream.  Or whatever.  My point though is all of that is there and I think lots of things about Katy perry but I have never been like, “I wish I could smell like fireworks and boobs”.  Partially because I don’t know what that smells like and in part because I am immature and really enjoying saying fireworks and boobs. All this I guess sounds like I am mocking it and I am a little but it’s also a good example of why I love Katy Perry.  There is some dedication to the concept on her part.  A costume, a magic show, perfectly tailored sets.  Its’ very her and I think she looked fantastic.  I happen to love dress up.  I loved the Katy Perry Magician look.  Enough so that I just posted a bunch of that up today.  Because she looked hot but also because I just really love the unified aesthete.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So Katy Perry is here again and it’s because I woke up thinking about
her.  I had a dream about Katy Perry.  Interestingly enough she had her
short hair in the dream despite the fact that i would say in general it
was not my favorite look for her.  Apparently my subconscious
disagrees.  So here she is, mostly with short hair.  And yeah, ok, she
looks pretty good.  I mean, Katy Perry very rarely look bad.  And it is a
reminder that when my brain focuses on Katy I have a hard time thinking
about anyone else.  She kind of drowns it all out.  So today I want to
fuck Katy Perry. 

I guess it’s old home week cause here is Katy Perry, who much like Kate Upton has shown up a lot but not a lot recently.  There are lots of reasons for this, Pop stars wax and wane and when there isn’t a new album or major tour they show up less, I think about them less.  Also, not a huge fan of the haircut she had for a bit there.  Anyway, she is here because she has had some photoshoots in the past month I have enjoyed and someone asked me the other day about the Katy Perry and Taylor Swift feud.  I haven’t talk about it because it all strikes me as colossally stupid. Apparently at least some people care about my opinion on this so here is my opinion, it is a fight between millionaires and the only thing dumber than millionaires getting bent out of shape about who their employees work for are people who are in no way involved caring about what millionaires fight about.  On a more granular level, I would say the people who matter here are the back up dancers, who clearly for some reason liked one singer’s offer better than another.  Thus they left for higher pay, better working conditions, something they thought would make their job and thus their life better.  If we were talking about Burger King and McDonalds no one would begrudge anyone for going to get a better job at the rival, no matter how big of a deal promotion Burger King was having right now.  This of course is the power of art, we feel emotionally invested and thus anyone who might even slightly hurt the art (and by extension the artist) we see as the enemy.  I have seen it in nerd culture for years.  Comic book creator leaves a mainstream title to create his own work, believing he is entitled to greater fruits of his labor?  He is a monster who has betrayed us all.  Famed game developed doesn’t make a sequel to a huge title but stats his own studio?  He’s ruined it for everyone!  So if you want to know what i think I think it is all very, very stupid and I haven’t brought it up because I know a lot of you care.  But it is stupid to care, in case you didn’t know. That said, it’s fun to get mean songs out of it.  That’s just art being art though.  Anyway, that’s a whole lot not about Katy Perry but I don’t feel like writing more.  I’ll just say today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So yesterday Internet Taste Maker yourhotlist reblogged an old post of Katy Perry of mine.  The result was alerts all day about people liking or reblogging an old post of Katy Perry.  Seeing it pop up and occasionally glancing at the post caused me to realize that Katy Perry is pretty hot.  If you didn’t know.  You may not know that.  This will be the 51st time I post her so I feel like this is a lesson I already had learned but it’s nice ot have a reminder.  Interestingly I have no real reason to post Katy Perry.  No like, oh she showed up here or did this thing or anything like that.  It is simply my mind remembering she exists and that being enough for my brain to become obsessed with her as it is want to do sometimes.  So today I want to fuck Katy Perry.