I realize I am behind the curve a little bit here but I just basically saw Katy perry in her ad for her new flagrance. I am willing to admit that I am getting older and I just don’t keep up on perfume news like I once did. You know, adulthood, you get busy, you have responsibilities and limited time so you just can’t spend all your time finding out what celebrity is releasing what fragrance when. I mean, I am joking, I am behind the curve but it’s a little odd to me, celebrity fragrances. When I was young it wasn’t really a thing. unless you’re Elizabeth Taylor you tended to get mocked if you were a celebrity selling smells. I remember Michael Jordan getting mocked for his cologne and that guy was the Michael Jordan of Basketball, so if anyone could make basketball themed cologne it was him. Appare3ntly now it’s almost a requirement (seriously, with the music industry cratering it’s a major revenue stream). It’s very big money and if you want to be a player its a thing you have to do. I am going to go ahead and say I don’t get it. Like… if I imagine Katy Perry and her boobs shooting fireworks out of them a lot of things come to mind. I mean… her boobs first but also the idea that the fireworks seem like overkill, everyone was already obsessed with your breasts. You didn’t need fireworks. Or whipped cream. Or whatever. My point though is all of that is there and I think lots of things about Katy perry but I have never been like, “I wish I could smell like fireworks and boobs”. Partially because I don’t know what that smells like and in part because I am immature and really enjoying saying fireworks and boobs. All this I guess sounds like I am mocking it and I am a little but it’s also a good example of why I love Katy Perry. There is some dedication to the concept on her part. A costume, a magic show, perfectly tailored sets. Its’ very her and I think she looked fantastic. I happen to love dress up. I loved the Katy Perry Magician look. Enough so that I just posted a bunch of that up today. Because she looked hot but also because I just really love the unified aesthete. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
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