Tag: Katy Perry

So Katy Perry has been all over Paris for Fashion Week and by all over I basically mean she went to a couple of things and photos showed up.  I don’t track Katy Perry’s movements.  That would be crazy.  And likely actionable if i admitted it.  My point is she has been around and looking lovely and you may not know this but I happen to find her attractive.  I have only posted her 50 times as of today so you’re forgiven if you hadn’t noticed.  I don’t have a lot more to say than that.  You know, Katy Perry is hot.  Yadda yadda yadda.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Here is Katy Perry for a couple reasons I guess.  First is the Super Bowl is tonight and I am looking forward to seeing what happens during the halftime show.  Less for musical reasons and more for… she seems like the type to go all out so I am interested in seeing what she might be wearing and what she might have in store.  The more important reason she is here though is that today is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday and so I want to wish her happy birthday.  How does Katy Perry fit into that?  Well… they’re both Katherines.  Kinda.  There is some spelling problems but they’re all derivative of the same original Greek name.  So it’s the same. And both of them are great.  And neither one will probably read this today cause one is at the Super Bowl and the other is hung over.  They are a lot alike.  SO there you have it, Happy Birthday Katherine.  Enjoy the Super Bowl everyone.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Here are a bunch of (old) pictures of Katy Perry.  Because I really like Katy Perry.  I won’t lie guys, I am at low creative ebb and have been all weekend.  It’s just been a blah few days. I can think of almost nothing to say except that Katy Perry is very attractive and I like her and I hope your weekends are going well.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry

I got a text just recently that read simply, “Katy Perry is so hot omg!"  Then a follow up from my friend informed me she had been looking at gifs of Katy Perry’s boobs for 15 minutes.  So you know, I was like, "Katy Perry has boobs” and for the sake of science I looked.  I have determined that yeah, she probably has boobs.  I am pretty sure.  And she does skew towards the so  hot omg end of the hotness scale also.  You can trust me, I am an expert.  Of course now that I have extensively researched this I had to share my findings so there you are.  Feel free to share this information with strangers, just tell people Katy Perry has boobs and is hot.  They’ll thank you I am sure.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I am sitting her watching Katy Perry chug a beer and then dive into a crowd and it’s like, ok, fine, I am posting Katy Perry since clearly that’s what the internet wants.  I am always kind of helpless against her power anyway.  She has this ability where she shows up and pushes everyone out of my head.  It’s been like a month and a half since I posted her and I probably didn’t even think of her in that time.  But now I am and here she is because she does that.  She is magic like that.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So I was at Staples because I guess part of being an adult means you go to Staples eventually?  I am not sure, I just know that I needed file folders which seems like a profoundly adult thing to need.  I actually didn’t even realize they weren’t a renewable resource that just grew out of my desk before I went to get one and they were all gone.  I don’t remember ever buying them in the past.  Maybe they just came with the house or something?  More likely my mom got then when I was like 18 telling me how much I was going to need them as I rolled my eyes and was like, “Ok, moooooom,” knowing full well that her generation may have needed file folders but not mine.  We weren’t ever going to sell out like those god damned baby boomers.  Anyway, that’s probably where they came from but I can’t be sure File Folder Gnomes didn’t just deliver them.  Irregardless, there were no more but it’s cool cause I’m an adult and I knew there was a Staples or something a few miles away and as an adult I could totally handle this.  Staples seemed like an adult place to me at least because I know I have never had a desire to go in there but every time I pass a toy store I have to fight the urge to stop and go in and see what they have (I own more shit that glows in the dark than you could possibly believe). So I go to Staples and I realize I have said that name a lot, they aren’t a sponsor or anything, I don’t have sponsors.  Except maybe my boss because sometimes I have been at work and typing this stuff but I am not billing for those hours so I don’t think that really counts.  Anyway, I get there and I didn’t know what Staples had besides file folders and like printer cartridges.  I guess maybe highlighters if I thought about it.  Well, it turns out they have just a ton of Dora The Explorer themed back packs and notebooks.  So apparently it is for kids, just the most boring kids ever because it seemed to be a Mecca for kiddie branded office supplies.  Or maybe that’s a back to school thing but I didn’t see any Trapper Keepers and let’s be honest, you’re pretty lame if you don’t have a Trapper Keeper.  Anyway, among the other strange things in this magical land of computers and printer paper and K-cups were giant posters and cardboard cut outs of Katy Perry everywhere.  They all said that I could make it Roar.  Which is nice.  I have no idea what that could possibly have to do with office supplies.  Honestly, I don’t even really know what Katy Perry has to do with office supplies period.  And believe me, I have tried imagining her as a sexy secretary or something to see if that helps and it doesn’t.  She just wasn’t made for the corporate world, it would be silly.  So I am at a loss BUT I will say that Katy Perry looked very pretty and I may be tempted to sketch a heart with WIWTFT + KP inside it on one of my file folders but I promise it will be in blue or black ink when I do.  Because I’m an adult.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So yesterday proved to be kind of crummy in the general, wide outside sort of way.  Not personally though it was hard not to feel personally affected when Robin Williams was found dead.  It was odd because I would not have assumed it would hit me hard but it did and for lots of reasons I think.  You probably don’t really want to hear about those but it is sad and it is tragic that someone can be 63 and still not have reached a point where his demons have been at least contained.  Except of course they haven’t.  Then of course as I was going to bed news began to surface that Christy Mack was brutally beaten by an ex boyfriend. (And you know, friendly note, if you’re feint of heart don’t click that link, the pictures are brutal).  And I welled with a mix of anger and sadness and feared just what I might see on the internet today and it didn’t fail to disappoint me when of course I saw slews of comments about how a porn star is asking for this or that.  I won’t claim to have nearly the personal impersonal connection with Christy Mack that I do with Robin Williams but they are both stark reminders at how dark and brutal this world can be and how short on empathy the rest of us can be.  I don’t want to get into it more than that but I do think everyone should pause and wonder if their reactions to adversity for others is less than sympathetic.  If you find yourself holding people who suffer in contempt maybe you should stop and wonder why.  I am not in a great mood today which is why I am posting Katy Perry because she has the ability to often make me smile.  I don’t know her either, like all public figures we know them only through their work and the impact their work has on us.  But she seems to know how to have fun and she is fun.  That’s all I want right now.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I think today we’re going to see a bunch of pictures of Katy Perry from Rolling Stone.  I have seen a couple lower quality ones already but I assume we’ll see more before the day is out because that’s kind of how it works.  I am not really the sort of person who keeps track of this kind of thing for an particular person but I am the sort of person who follows people who do and I can read, so I know they are coming.  It’s always kind of exciting, which is silly.  I am not sure why we are all obsessed with newness except we are.  Really, there are enough pictures of Katy Perry in existence already for any reasonable person.  But I kind of want more all the time.  Anyway, here are unrelated pictures of Katy Perry being colorful because it’s one of my favorite things about her, her pictures are often colorful and fun.  And pretty.  I dunno, I don’t have a point really besides today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I was talking to a friend a couple of weeks ago now about Katy Perry and she said something about how her favorite pictures of her are the ones where she seems playful.  And I kind of agreed and said something about her confidence but the playful thing stuck with me.  It stuck with me because I often try to kind of dissect why she does things that should be ridiculous but end up being sexy.  Or attractive.  Or whatever, the reaction to Katy Perry wearing riding a giant horse on stage isn’t typically an eye roll.  And the playful comment stuck with me because I think that is a big factor.  It could very well all be an act, a bit of calculation, but if it is then she is very good at selling it because it is playful.  She very much seems to be having fun.  So yeah, she is confident and she owns it but the fact that she always seems to be having the time of her life is also attractive.  It’s infectious.  It’s something that takes some people years to learn, being a dour kill joy doesn’t make you deep and it doesn’t make you fun to be around, someone who seems to be doing what they want and loving it?  Most people are drawn to that.  So Katy Perry seems to dress in cat costumes or fireworks dresses or whatever for no reason more than it is a lot of fun to wear crazy costumes.  And that is the best reason to do something like that. It also clearly registers with a lot of people because one or two people seem to like her.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So today is kind of… I dunno, momentous?  No, that’s a silly way of putting something that doesn’t matter.  What I am saying is this is the 41st time I have picked Katy Perry which means as of today she, not Kate Upton, is the person I have picked the most on this blog.  So it’s interesting because when I started this blog I would have said I was attracted to Katy Perry sure but I wasn’t obsessed or anything.  I don’t think I realized how attracted I was to her, or maybe how often I was attracted to her?  Because she still is not someone I think about all the time, she just kind of trumps all others when she does pop up on my radar.  Because she is very attractive but also there is just like an attitude to her.  I dunno, she seems to be ok with being silly but at the same time there is a sexiness about her.  I mean, she dresses ridiculously but rather than it being ridiculous it works for her.  I have talked about that before, I don’t know what that is, confidence, careful calculation, being true to herself.  Who knows but it all works. She is very attractive and today I want to fuck Katy Perry.