Tag: Katy Perry

I think everyone who has followed me is going to be used to the narrative of this post.  It’s the same thing very, very often.  I had some inklings about who I might post today, my brain was shaping and idea or two but hadn’t solidified on any one thing yet.  Then there was Katy Perry in a tight white sweater.  That picture has been bouncing around for a few days and every time I find myself drawn to it.  Anyway, it popped up again today and it was a pretty high quality version and I was looking at it and looking at it and it was like, welp, I’m doomed, I’m posting Katy Perry.  Cause no one else is topping her now, she just looks too good.  So today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Here is Katy Perry cause uh… Katy Perry?  I don’t even know where to start cause I have posted her so much.  I just happen to like Katy Perry.  It isn’t like I am exactly mining new ground here, for this blog or in general, to say she happens to be very attractive.  But she happens to be very attractive.  She looks very good.  She has a distinctive style.  She has an enjoyable personality.  I am not really sure what else I could say about her, I dig her.  When I first started this blog I showed it to someone maybe 2 or 3 months after it launched.  Their first comment was, “Boy, you sure like Katy Perry”.  This surprised me because I didn’t think that was the take away.  She was at that time, like now, the second most common person I posted.  I hadn’t realized it then, though.  Like, I knew she was attractive, I knew I found her attractive, but until I started making daily posts about who I find attractive I did not realize how attractive I found her.  Or that I was way into Katherines. Now I guess I know.  She is impressive.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I read not too long ago something about Katy Perry was going to take some time off or something and then I thought about the fact that maybe I guess I hadn’t seen her much recently.  Then I felt vaguely sad because the world is a better place when I get brand new pictures of Katy Perry to look at because Katy Perry is gorgeous and also tends to make me smile by being a little ridiculous.  Well, good news, I dunno when she started taking a break but given these concert photos from this week I guess it’s over.  And there is plenty of ridiculous as well.  She looks great and I mean giant flower microphones are pretty sweet.  My favorite is the pink catsuit cause… I tend to like catsuits.  It’s a whole thing, probably better not to get into.  Thing is I saw these pictures and I was excited because it means more pictures of Katy Perry.  Also it meant obviously she was going to be posted cause I am pretty much helpless when pictures of her surface, it forced everyone else out of my brain. So here you are, enjoy, today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So I woke up today thinking about Katy Perry and I don’t know why.  It felt like it had been a long time since i posted her but it turns out it has just been 3 weeks.  Which I guess is a long time because this is the 37th time I’ve posted her so she shows up a lot.  Her hair is green right now but I didn’t put up any pictures of that.  Mainly because most of them are like paparazzi pictures and I am generally not a fan, besides being kind of creepy I don’t get the appeal of blurry pictures of a girl hiding her face with her hand as she gets out of a cab.  To each their own!  So anyway, here she is(I think the gif is by Queenc-X, I never save stuff from tumblr and now realize since i did on this one I have no idea where it came from) I like Katy, obviously, she’s very attractive, I am still out of it from a mix of no sleep and pain so I’ll just finish up and say today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So I kinda assumed that someone else would show up here today but then I saw a picture of Katy Perry and now she’s here.  Because that happens to me.  She is slightly attractive and I guess sometimes it means I end up posting her.  Like… I dunno, 35 times prior to this it has happened that I have posted Katy Perry.  Because I guess she’s sorta, kinda attractive.  Sorta.  I mean, that means she shows up about 5% of the time on this blog but you know, whatever.  It isn’t like once I see an attractive picture of her she’s all I can think about and she seems to just push out thoughts of other girls.  It’s not like that at all.  It’s just a coincidence that happens.  Or… whatever, I’m full of shit.  There aren’t even any new pictures of her or anything and I have like zero interesting to say, not that that stopped me from going on and on.  One of the things I enjoy most about her though is the spectacle.  I appreciate the effort that goes into what she does on stage.  So I included pictures of that.  I like pretty costumes?  Dress up is fun?  Look, Katy Perry is very hot and she certainly has a distinct personality.  I really enjoy the whole over the top without shame thing.  And she’s really hot. So you know, I guess, maybe, sorta today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I feel like Katy Perry won the Grammys.  Or at least won the post Grammys party.  In a world of what have you done for me lately that’s probably the most important, the Grammy’s are so 20 hours ago but post Grammys parties are like 16 hours ago.  Anyway, Katy Perry is here and my sleep has been a mess so here is where I get confrontational and tell you to just deal with it.  Which is a strange thing to say because no one has complained that I have been posting Katy Perry recently.  As a matter of fact the posts have been kind of popular.  Well, that’s all well and good but here is where i tell you to shove it anyway.  Here are a bunch of pictures of a hot woman who is charming and beautiful and interesting to look at.  So suck on that jerks!  Or don’t, whatever, it’s entirely up to you.  I don’t know, I am super tired guys and my brain can go about as far as, “Wow, she is so pretty, look at her face… oh man and then just look down a little further… wow”.  And like, look I managed to put 5 pictures in a tumblr post and not fall asleep, that’s a victory today.  Yay for me.  Yay for Katy.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Behold the power of Katy Perry.  So I was busy saving pictures this morning and I was like, “Oh wow, celebrity X is looking pretty good.  I guess I am posting her in a few minutes”.  And i kept saving and then I got to Katy Perry’s GQ pictures and I kind of sighed and was like, “No, I’m posting Katy Perry”.  Not that I am upset about it but it was a sigh of giving in.  Why would I fight it?  I can’t.  For real, she shows up and it’s like, sorry ladies, come back some other time, Katy Perry wins today.  I have discussed why this happens, the formula a friend and i came up with basically can be summed up to be, “She is really, really, really, really hot”.  So you heard it here first guys, Katy Perry is extremely hot.  You’re welcome, I am sure it had been bugging you why you keep looking at pictures of her.  There’s your answer.  Just relax and enjoy it and agree with me when I say today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I was discussing with a friend the other day about the strange sort of hold Katy Perry has on me.  I mean, not strange like where people go, “What’s wrong with you? Who would find her attractive?” but rather strange in that it is unique among anyone.  If I am sitting here and I want to fantasize about a celebrity… well, that happens, clearly I like celebrities.  The list of who might pop up is a long one, some people are more common than others but it’s a long list.  Katy Perry never pops up.  Just… if I am not thinking about her I do not think about her.  But then you have a day like yesterday where I am not fantasizing about anything, my mind is nowhere near that point and then I see a picture of Katy Perry and she is all I can think about.  All.  I cannot see a picture of her and not start at least sort of imagining Katy Perry naked.  Or making out with me.  Or… well, you know.  That is also a uniquely her thing, normally I am a person of at least some self control, I don’t see pictures of other pretty girls and find myself obsessed.  I do with Katy however.  She has some magic hold over me.  My friend explained it as, “That formula would boobs + legs + eyes + hair + lips + personality = you want to fuck her”.  It seems accurate.  I won’t fight it.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Merry Christmas everyone!  I hope you have a great one.  For me what is great about Christmas is that it is just a lot of fun if you just fully embrace the season.  Katy Perry is someone who knows how to fully embrace something.  I respect that she isn’t afraid to be silly.  Very silly sometimes.  I like it.  So here she is celebrating Christmas for all of us.  I hope you guys have a good Christmas and I hope you guys get what you want.  What do I want?  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

It has been an interesting couple of weeks in that most days I have wished I could post multiple people.  Limiting myself to once a day felt hard.  Today is almost like that except Katy Perry is here and the thing about Katy Perry is… days where she is on my mind she basically drowns out all else.  I have posted her more than almost everyone else, which surprises me.  I mean not that I didn’t know, I am well aware but when I started this blog I did not see that in my future.  She is always pretty, I don’t think that is hard to argue but I didn’t think of myself as feeling a ton of passion for her.  What I have discovered though is when I am in the mood for Katy Perry it is the only place my brain goes.  Which is interesting.  To me at least.  I hope you find it interesting, you do follow me after all.  Or maybe you’re a nerd like me and you just really like seeing who the pick is each day.  I love following Female Celebrity of the Day for that reason.  Really more of you should start a once daily blog where you pick something.  It can be songs.  Or movies.  Or celebrities.  I don’t know.  Let me know, I will for sure follow you.  I’ll even link you in a post.  Anyway, I have picked and today it is absolutely Katy Perry.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.