I was discussing with a friend the other day about the strange sort of hold Katy Perry has on me. I mean, not strange like where people go, “What’s wrong with you? Who would find her attractive?” but rather strange in that it is unique among anyone. If I am sitting here and I want to fantasize about a celebrity… well, that happens, clearly I like celebrities. The list of who might pop up is a long one, some people are more common than others but it’s a long list. Katy Perry never pops up. Just… if I am not thinking about her I do not think about her. But then you have a day like yesterday where I am not fantasizing about anything, my mind is nowhere near that point and then I see a picture of Katy Perry and she is all I can think about. All. I cannot see a picture of her and not start at least sort of imagining Katy Perry naked. Or making out with me. Or… well, you know. That is also a uniquely her thing, normally I am a person of at least some self control, I don’t see pictures of other pretty girls and find myself obsessed. I do with Katy however. She has some magic hold over me. My friend explained it as, “That formula would boobs + legs + eyes + hair + lips + personality = you want to fuck her”. It seems accurate. I won’t fight it. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
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