I am sitting her watching Katy Perry chug a beer and then dive into a crowd and it’s like, ok, fine, I am posting Katy Perry since clearly that’s what the internet wants. I am always kind of helpless against her power anyway. She has this ability where she shows up and pushes everyone out of my head. It’s been like a month and a half since I posted her and I probably didn’t even think of her in that time. But now I am and here she is because she does that. She is magic like that. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
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