Here is Katy Perry for a couple reasons I guess. First is the Super Bowl is tonight and I am looking forward to seeing what happens during the halftime show. Less for musical reasons and more for… she seems like the type to go all out so I am interested in seeing what she might be wearing and what she might have in store. The more important reason she is here though is that today is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday and so I want to wish her happy birthday. How does Katy Perry fit into that? Well… they’re both Katherines. Kinda. There is some spelling problems but they’re all derivative of the same original Greek name. So it’s the same. And both of them are great. And neither one will probably read this today cause one is at the Super Bowl and the other is hung over. They are a lot alike. SO there you have it, Happy Birthday Katherine. Enjoy the Super Bowl everyone. Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
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